Funny / Jokes SMS

The Most efficient way to perform a task..

Delay it till the last day, and the last day u'll find the fastest way to do it.. :-p

The ATM Jammed

Because of..

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Lolywood actress Meera Put her Hairpin In the Machine, when option was to:

"Enter Your PIN"

Pehle Log Suraj Ko Dekh Kar Waqt Ka Andaza Lagate Thay,

Phir Log Ghari Dekh K Andaza Lagane Lage,

Phir Logo Ne Apni Ghari PTV oR Dosre Channels Se Milana Shuro Kardia.

oR Aaj K Log Kehte Hy

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Light Chali Gai Matlab 7:30 ho Gy Hen

"KESC" Brings Change In Life Style).

Once a girl went to a c0mputer shop with anger and

threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from

whom he bought.

She told the salesman that you have... cheated me.I

cannot transfer file to my previous laptop...

Salesman : Madam, can you please try infront of me.

This is what She did:

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she

wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took the m0use carefuly thn connected it to her previous laptop...

4.thus aftr connectng the mouse she clicks the paste button and no action performed!

Salesman died :p

FUNNY TRUTHS:

Having 0ne child

Makes y0u a parent

But having 2

Makes u a referee !

Marriage iz a relati0nship

In which 1 pers0n iz

Always right &

The 0ther iz

Always husband !

Y0u can't buy l0ve but

Y0u pay heavily f0r it !

Wife & husband

Always c0mpr0mise

Husband admits that

He's wr0ng & wife

Agrees with him as well !

0ur language iz called

'M0ther t0ngue'

Because the father

Never gets a chance

T0 speak..

The lawyer's son wanted to follow his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honours and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his 1st day at work, he rushed into his father's office, and said, "father, father in One day I cracked the accident case that you have been working on for TEN years!

His father screamed: you idiot! We could have lived on the funding of that case for another TEN years..!!:D

Petrol pump se 2 Km door 1 foji gari ka petrol khatam ho gia

2nd seat pe Major sb bethe thay

Dvr ne Major sb ko btaya k petrol pump tk dhakka lgana prega

sb niche utre or dhakka lga kr petrol pump pr ponch dia

kuch Jawan thak k behosh ho gaey

Dvr ne petrol dalwana shuru kia to Major sb bole piche jo drum ha us me bhi dalwa lo

Dvr bola: Sir wo to full ha

Emergency k leay rakha hua ha !

A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?

Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me..!!

If the first Button in a shirt is put wrong,

Then every Button will be wrong.

Great lines said by

"Noora Darzi".

Lazmi nai hr baat shakespear ki ho....

HEIGHT OF RATTA..!

A man saw a little boy who was crying,

He approached him & asked:-

"what is the matter.?"

Boy:-

"MATTER" is any substance which has mass & occupies space... AaaanN..aaanN..AaaaAAn -(-(-(