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Funny / Jokes SMS: Jokes and all kinds of funny SMS.
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Adeel Rao
(Posted On: 31 Dec, 2013)
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The Definition of d m0st beautiful women... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Is d ONE who will Marry Me :p :D )


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Sara Yosaf
(Posted On: 31 Dec, 2013)
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A Russian visiting Pakistan goes for an eye check-up.

The eye sspecialist shows the letters 'CWXQSAZ' to the Russian.

Doctor: Can you read this?

Russian: Read? I even know this guy..!!:D



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Sameer Ahmad
(Posted On: 28 Dec, 2013)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS
 




Sunehri BaT

Insan Apni Khubsurti, Kpron Or Taleem Se Nhi Pehchna Jata

Balky Wo Agr Ksi Chiz Se Pehchana Jata Hy To Wo Hy Sirf Or Sirf Uska

Shanakhti Card.


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Hina Rizvi
(Posted On: 28 Dec, 2013)
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BEBAS MOMENT:)

When a small kid hits you again and again without any reason in front of his mom :> & you can't do anything but smile and say

"beta NAHIIIII" :D


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Sanam Abbro
(Posted On: 27 Dec, 2013)
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A smart sign board displayed at the highways for encouraging slow driving says:

"Mr LATE" is always better than "LATE Mr"..!!:D


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Aisha Ali
(Posted On: 27 Dec, 2013)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS
 




Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat Se Darr Lgta Hy,

Ghar Kacha Hy Mera Muje Barsaat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

UsNe Tohfey Me Diye Muje Khoon K Aansu,

Zindgi Ab Teri Har Soghat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Choro Pyar Ki Baten Koi Or Baat Kro,

Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Meri Khatir Wo Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye,

Is Liye Uski Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hy.

Apno Me Reh Kr Kuch Aisey ZaKhm Khaye hain,

K Humain to ab Apni Zaat Se Darr Lagta ha.

Kia dabang farmaya Sonakshi ne maza a gya,

K thappar se nhi sahab pyar se dar lagta ha.



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Sobia Javed
(Posted On: 27 Dec, 2013)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS
 




*Anmol Moti*

Agr Tm Chahtey ho K Tmhry Pas Hmesha Dosto Ka Hjoom Rahy Tou Ye 4 Cheezaen Apney Pas Rkkho..

1.UPS

2.Genratr

3.Thanda pani

4.bareek pin wala charger


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Shaizi Khan
(Posted On: 27 Dec, 2013)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS
 




Q- Whats the difference between Women & Books?

A- Books can be Understood.

Q- Why can't Women Drive well?

A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

Q- Why can't Women stand a day in Jungle?

A- No Shopping Centers!

Q- How to save a Dying Woman?

A- Tell her about a 90% Sale some where!

Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?

A- Who Cares, just Enjoy the Day..!!


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Muhammad Irfan
(Posted On: 27 Dec, 2013)
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What is jihad bin nafs?

It is when u see 100 Notifications, 20 Messages and 30 Friend requests on Facebook . . . . . .

Still you click "Logout" & "Study" :D


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Muqudas Ali
(Posted On: 25 Dec, 2013)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS
 




Yaar ek baat tu batayen.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Yeh "OLX" pe Girlfriend Nhi milti kya..???