FUNNY TRUTHS

FUNNY TRUTHS:

Having 0ne child

Makes y0u a parent

But having 2

Makes u a referee !

Marriage iz a relati0nship

In which 1 pers0n iz

Always right &

The 0ther iz

Always husband !

Y0u can't buy l0ve but

Y0u pay heavily f0r it !

Wife & husband

Always c0mpr0mise

Husband admits that

He's wr0ng & wife

Agrees with him as well !

0ur language iz called

'M0ther t0ngue'

Because the father

Never gets a chance

T0 speak..