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Question :

DUNYA ka sb se bhayanak or khatarnak jadu kahan hota ha?

Ans:-

Beauty Parlors Men.

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food. :p :p

Aadmi- Beta Tumhari UMAR Kya Hai?

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Bacha-Ji Ghar Me 14,

School Me 12,

Train Me 7,

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FACEBOOK Pe 18 Saal ka hun.... -)

Ek Daku Lady Se: Yeh Sary Zevar Mujhy Day 2

Lady: Ly, Yeh Ly

Payal Ly

Jhumka

Churi

Chain Ly

Long Ly

Sab Ly Ly

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Khaddra Ban Ja Kutty! :p

P0SITIVE ATTITUDE

1 machar kahin urr kar ja raha tha.

Rasty men zor ka toofan aa gya.

Machar 1 motey se darakht se lipat gya

Toofan khatam hony k bad machar apna pasina saaf kar k bola!

agar main na hota to aaj ye darakht urr jata.

women logic

I went to buy a suit, but i saw a beautiful pair of shoes... so i bought this handbag

1 badshah ko 1 larki pasand agai, us larki ka bap sunar tha, badshah ney sunar ko darbar mey bulaya, 4 din guzarney k bawajud bhi sunar badshah k darbar mey na aya to badshah ney sunar ko giraftar karney k liey sipahi bhejey jab woh sunar k ghar pohnchey to ghar ko tala laga hua tha, badshah ney sipahyon ko hukm dya k sunar ko dhundo. spahyon ney sunar ko har jaga dhunda lekin wo unko kahin na mila, aur spahyon ka Sunar ko dhundney mey sara Waqt aisey barbad hua jesey ap ka is sms ko parhney mey.

Hanso mat merey sath bhi aisa huwa tha kisi aur ko bhej ker badla- ley lo.

At a hospital looking through the window at the newly arrived babies.

Father says: Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled! Isn't she adorable?

His friend says: But your kid didn't smile.

The father replies: I was talking about the nurse..!!

2 Aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili. 20 saal tak jail mein ek he kmray mein rehnay k bad dono ne riha honay pe kaha:

Chal baki batein phone pe krein gey..!

pakistani thekedar USA gya apny dost (american thekedaar) se milnay

uska ghr bht khubsurat tha, pakistani: itna khubsurat ghr kse bnaya?

american: wo samnay bridge nazar arha hay ?

Pakistani: haan

american: uska 10% apni jeb may

phir american pakistan aya to heraan reh gaya k pakistani ka ghar us se bhi zada khubsurat hay

american: tum ne kese bnaya itna khubsurat ghar??

pakistani: wo samnay bridge nazar araha hay??

American: nahi...

Samaj me to aagaya hoga