The lawyer's son wanted to follow his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honours and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his 1st day at work, he rushed into his father's office, and said, "father, father in One day I cracked the accident case that you have been working on for TEN years!
His father screamed: you idiot! We could have lived on the funding of that case for another TEN years..!!:D