Funny / Jokes SMS

Corruption Has Been Spread To Every Corner Of The Pakistan..

Even My Computer Says:

"Some Files Are Corrupted" :p

2 dost ne sher ko dekha..

tau eik darakh per charh gaya aur doosra zameen per lait gaya aur saans rok li..

Sher kareeb aya aur bola

"Na puttar na, yeh topi bhalo ko dena."

Dosto kiya aap mere messeges se tang hotey hain????

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To beshak hotay rahein

QK mujhe to apna package poora karna hai na yar.

Eik daaku bank main loot maar kar raha tha us ne eik aadmi se poocha kya tum ne mujhe bank loottay hoye dekha??

Aadmi: han dekha

Daaku: dhuzzzz maar diya, us ne doosray aadmi se poocha kya tu ne mujhe loot maar kartay hoye dekha??

Doosra Aadmi: Nahi main ne nahi dekha laikin

Meri Biwi ne dekha hai

Aur ab lollywood pesh karta hia aik aur new movie. Guess what???

I name is a MEERA and i am Sapeak Anglish!

One of the best message i have ever received...

"Life me itni galtiyan na karo k pencil se pehle rubber Khatm ho jaye"

Jab meri koi call na aye

jab meri koi misscall b na aay or

jab msg b na aay

tou

samaj lena k

PRINCE MOOD ME NAHI HAIN..

Girl: Mjhe muaf krdain mene ap se chupaya tha k meri mangni ho chuki hai.

Boy: aray koi baat nhe chalo ma tumhy apni BV Bachon sy milwata hun......

Apne Roop Par Itna Guroor Na Kar.

Sab Do Din Ki Masti Hai.

Tera Husn Bhi Tab Tak Salamat Hai!

Jab Tak!

Fair & Lovely

Sasti Hai.

Machli jal ki rani hia,

jeewan uska pani hai.

Munni tau purani hia,

Ab tau Sheela ki jawani hai.