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This Joke will destroy your power of thinking..

What do you call a Cow Dancing?

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"Guidance" !!:

An interesting line written at the back of a biker's T Shirt

'if u are able to see this, plz tell me that my friend has fallen off..!!'

Pakistan mein adalat sey insaf k husool k lye 3 cheezen lazmi hen

1. Qaroon ka khazana,

2. Hazrat Nooh(AS) ki umer,

3. Hazrat Ayub(AS) ka saber..!!

8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room..

Roof says:Aim high

Fan says:Be cool

Clock says:Every minute is precious

Mirror says:Reflect b4 u act..

Window says: see da world

Calendr says:Be up 2 date

Door says: dont miss da oprtunity

Bed says: Soja beta sub bkwas hai !!:-

Statistics show that 1% of women in the world r on medication for mental illness!

So be aware that,

99% r running around without proper medication..!! :D

Kitabain Behtareen Dost Hain

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ALLAH Janey kis ki.?-)

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.._//_ Hamari to Jaan ki Dushman bani hoi hain.

2 larkian apas me lar rahi thi to pas me se 1 charsi guzra

1st Girl: Allah kare is sy teri shadi ho..

2nd: teri ho

1st: teri

2nd: teri

1st: teri

2nd: teri

1st: teri

2nd: teri

charsi: ye batao me rukon ya jaon...?

Childhood is the time wen u like Jerry and admire his smartness.

Maturity is the time when you understand that Jerry is a rascal and you feel sorry for Tom :-p

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..!!"

Little Tim was in his back yard filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

Tim replied, "My goldfish died and I've just buried him."

The concerned neighbor said, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because it's inside your cat..!!''