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Chor ki biwi ne kaha: "ghar me raashan khatam ho gaya ha."

Chor ghussay say bola:

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"Lay aaonga, pehlay dukaane tO band hone do.!

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: "What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."

"Is that so?" snorted Larry. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."

"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."

"What are you studying in school?" asked Larry.

The lad smiled and said, 'applied psychology..!!'

"'Latest Urdu Mohawarey

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un k matlab:

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1.Khoshi se Phooley na samana:

Light aa gayi ha

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2.Zakhmon

pe namak chhirakna:

kisi se light ka pochna

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3.Khayali Pulao pakana:

Loadshedding ka khatma

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4.Umeed pe Dunya qaim ha:

Shayad aaj light naa jaye

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5.Moqaddar ka sikandar:

jis k pas Generator yaa U.P.S ho.

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Dunya ki best MAA tou her betey k paas hoti hey. Lekin pta nhi dunya ki best BIWI doosron k paas hi q hoti hey..??:D

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.

Galileo Use Lamp 2 Study...

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Graham Bell Use Candle 2 Study...

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Shakespeare Use Street Lyt 2 Study...

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Moral- Sab Apne Jaise Hi The,

Din Me Tym Paas Karte Or Raat Me drama bazi ....:P :P :D

In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:

How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not..?

Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....

Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug..!

Now u plz proceed to bed no.39.. :D :p

Meera waiter sy

ye lo 100 Rs tip, go & KILL THE WAVES

waiter pareshan ho k:

KILL THE WAVES mtlb?

Meera: o u no-sense fool

mera mtlb hai,

JA JA K MOJAN MAAR :D

Behtareen insaan Amal se pehchana jata hai,

Warna Achi Batein to unki facebook wall per bhi likhi hoti hain. :P :D

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