Politics SMS




Politics SMS: SMS related to Politics.
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Sana
(Posted On: 02 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS
 




Breaking News

Rehman Malik ne Surah Ikhlaas ghalat parhnay per apnay security guards se maafi maang li hia ..

Wikileaks


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Sana
(Posted On: 02 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS
 




Mulk ki Khidmat karnay kay liye sirf doctor ya engineer banna zaroori nahi

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Ap security guard bhi ban saktay hain...



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sidjan
(Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS
 




Girl: Mardon ki harkatain dekh k ji karta hia apnay kuttay se shadi karlon per mard se na karon.

Doc: Bibi, Benazir ne bhi yahee galti ki thi anjaam dekh liya na uska


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usma ali
(Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS
 




Corruption has been spread to every corner of Pakistan..

Even My Computer says: Some files are corrupted..


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS
 




Origin of the word POLITICS is quite funny.

It is Latin & made up of 2 words

'poli' meaning 'many'

&

'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

How true! Yay


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sher
(Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS
 




Yeh message itna for karain kay Zardari kay security guard tak pahaunch jaye...

Teri meharbani kuch kar yaar!!



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usma ali
(Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS
 




mein shohrat ka talib naheen,

mein protocole ka talib naheen,

mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,

mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,

"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha


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usma ali
(Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS
 




Teacher Pathan Sy:

Qatil kisay kehtay hain

Pathan:

Pata nahi

Teacher:

Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay

Pathan:

"ZARDARI"


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usma ali
(Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS
 




A Thermometer is Not tHE ONLY tHING tHAT gETS a "DEGREE" without Having a BRAIN!!

(A TRIBUTE to Pakistani Politicians)


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usma ali
(Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS
 




Dair se anay per aur apnay mian ko saath na lanay per bibi salman taseer per baras pareen..





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