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Facebook facts ,

how users choose their names

office clerk original name Allah ditta ,

fb name , tahir khan khakwani ,

kali kaloti larki ,

fb name , White angel

mota kuppa larka

fb name , smart bobby

darphok loser bacha

fb name , azmat killer

muhale ki desi larki

fb name , ash princess

45 sal ki aunty

fb name , nadia doll

60 saal ka baba

fb name , nomi king

Mareez ::

Main buhat khush rehta hoon,,

Neend sukoon se aati hai,,

Zindagi mien Aman hi Aman hai,,

Har kaam mien Dil bhi Lagta hai,,

Koi pareshani hi nahi.. Aisa kyon hai..?

Doctor:

Main aapki Beemari samajh gaya,

Aapki zindagi mein

Vitamin

"she'' ki

kami hai...

Drunk men talk unnecesarily, become emotional, drive badly, stop thinking & fight for no reason.

Hats off to women who do all this without drinking..!! :P:D

3 Diseases Our Young Genration Has These Days!

1- Cell-o-phonia

2- Exam-o-phobia

AnD Da Last & dA mosT dangeRous of alL...

3- Hepititis F.B

Electrical Remix Version:-

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Alama Iqbal

"Wajoode-bijli se hy tasweere-kainat me rang

Bijli na ho to tv, fridge hr cheez band"

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Mirza Ghalib

"Pehly aati thi kbi kbi bijli

Ab ksi waqt b nhi aati"

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Momin Khan Momin

"Kbi hmary tmhary ghr bijli thi

Tumhe yad ho k na yad ho"

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Bahader Shah Zafar

"Umr-e-draaz mang k lye thy 4 din

2 ehtjaaj me kat gye 2 bijli k intezar me"

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Meer Taqi Meer

"Ibtada-e-loadsheding hy rota hy kia

Aagy aagy dekhiye hota hy kia"-

If u bored...???:

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Go to an unknown wedding and shout,,

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I still love u....:

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Feir shugal vekho...!:

A Boxer goes to a Doctor complaining of Insomnia [unable to sleep].

"Hav u tried counting Sheeps?" asks the Doctor.

Boxer:-It does not work, every time I get to nine, I stand up..!!

Baby girl on weight machine: See it doesn't hurt.

Her sister: Why does mommy always cries when she steps on it..??

My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke.

I attached payslip on the first slide. . . .

A man found a beautiful girl at an airport cafe, sitting next to him.

He thought: "She must be an air hostess, but which airline?"

Hoping to get her attention, he leaned towards her and said Emirates' slogan: "Keep discovering"

She ignored him.

Again said United Air's slogan: "It's time to fly"

No response!

Again said another airline's slogan.

She turned to him & said:

"Kia takleef hy Kameenay?"

Man smiled, leaned back & sighed:

"Ahhhh.. PIA....