Goldfish

Little Tim was in his back yard filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

Tim replied, "My goldfish died and I've just buried him."

The concerned neighbor said, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because it's inside your cat..!!''