Husband & Wife SMS
Husband:
Ek writer ne likha hai k
Shohar ko b ghar k Maamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chaiye.
Wife:
Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.
A woman is driving home from work along the highway. Her husband calls her and says..."Be careful love, it's just been on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way on the highway!"
"Someone?" she replies, "there's bloody hundreds of them..!"
A civilized fight:
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed
I wrote your name in air,it blew away
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attck
HUSband:
God saw me hungry,He created pizza
He saw me thirsty,He created Pepsi
He saw me in dark,He created light
He saw me without problems,He created U
WIFE:
Twinkle Twinkle little star
U should know what U are
And once U know what U are
Then the Mental hospital isn't so far
HUSband:
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on U? -D
Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so bad & serious nowadays that
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majority of the men have started Loving their own Wives
How to Make a Woman Happy?
Its not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man simply needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a chef
5. an electrician
6. a carpenter
7. a plumber
8. a mechanic
9. a decorator
10. a stylist
11. a driver
12. a psychologist
13. a pest exterminator
14. a psychiatrist
15. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls Easy ha na ye sub kuch..???
"Definition of wife"
wife is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses"
And makes you a Complete
"Non sense"...
A line written on a MAN's t-shirt..
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL
BUT
MY WIFE IS QUEEN...
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OF THEM......
Dedicated To Mashriqi Wife:
Husband:
aj khane mai kia bnaogi?
Wife:
wo jo ap kaho.
H:
dal chawal bna lo
W:
abi kal hi to khaye hay
H:
to sabzi roti bana lo
W:
bachay nahi khayegay
H:
to cholay puri bana lo
W:
mujhay heavy lagta hay
H:
anday aaloo bana lo
W:
phr subha nashtay may kia khaoge?
H:
parathay
W:
raat ko parathay kon khata hay?
H:
hotel say mangwa letay hay
W:
roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chaye
H:
Kerhi chawal
W:
dahi nahi hai
H:
matter?
W:
us may time lagega
pehle bolte ap
H:
maggi bana lo,Us may time nahi lagega
W:
us say pait nahi bharega
H:
phir ab kia bnaogi?
W:
"WO JO AP KAHO"..
A guy was searching these words on Google
"How to tackle a wife.."
Google Search Result:
" Even we are searching.." :D
Wife: kal jo bikhari aaya tha woh bohat badtamiz tha...
Husbnd:kyon..?
Wife: maine use kal khana diya or aj usne muje ek kitab gift kardi....
Husband: kaun si....??
Wife: Khana pakane ki...!