Husband & Wife SMS

Husband Wife Chori K Masley Pe Bat Kr Rhe They..

Husband:Jo Shaks Chori Krta Hai Wo Bad Me Pachtata Zaroor Hy...

Wife: Aur Tm Ne Jo Shadi Se Phley Meri Neendein Churai Thi Un K Barey Me Kya Khayal Hy?

Husband: Mai Apna Khayal Phle Hi Zahir Kr Chuka Hun K Jo Chori Krta Hy Wo Pachtata Zaroor Hy

Husband wife are like liver and kidney

Husband is liver wife is

kidney

If liver fails, kidney fails

If kidney fails, liver manages with

other kidney

WHEN I KISSED YOU FIRST TIME, AND I TOUCHED YOUR HANDS, I FELT TIME WAS VERY FAR AGO AND YOU AND ME WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE ON EARTH

I LOVE YOU

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

One spelling mistake can destroy your life.

A Husband sent this to his wife:

"I'm having a wonderful time I wish you were her. "

Wife: I have changed my mind!

Husband: Thanks GOD! Does the new one work..??