Husband & Wife SMS

The best way to handle your wife.

Wife: 1 baat bolon?

Husband: nai

Difference between Friend and Wife

You can Tell ur Friend

"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife

"YoU are my Best Wife?"

Husband: Ek Writer ne likha hai k

"Shohar ko b Ghar ke Mamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahiye"

Wife- Wo Bechara b dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka..!

Nurse investigating a patient with head injury

Nurse: Name?

Patient: Johny

Nurse: Age?

Patient: 39

Nurse: Married?

Patient: No, No... Its Car Accident.

"COMPROMISING" Does Not Mean U r Wrong & Ur WIFE

Is Right,

It Only Means That The Safety Of Your HEAD Is Much More Important Than Ur EGO!

Shohar or BV Jhagartay hoye,

Shohar: Mujhe gussa mut dilao nahi tau meray andar ka janwar jag jayga

Biwi: Tau kya hoa main chozay se nahi darti..

Beggar: Give me food.

Man: I'll take U 2 bar.

Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food. Man: I'll give U cigarettes

Beggar: I don't smoke, Give me food.

Man: I'll take U to race.

Beggar: I don't gamble, Give me food.

Man: I'll get U a call girl.

Beggar: I only sleep with my wife, Give me food.

Man: I'll give U food but first U have to come to my house.

Begger: why?

Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don't DRINK, SMOKE, GAMBLE & only SLEEP WID THEIR OWN WIVES.

Bivi ney Shohar se Kaha k Apni Maa (Mother) ka kaleja Nikal kar lao aur mery hath me do ge to phir meray pass aana, warna mujhey shikal mat dikhan. Shohar ney dill me socha k es dafa bivi ki khuwahish puri kar deta hun, roz roz k jhagrey se bach jaon. Us ne Apni Maa (Mother) ko Qatal kar k us ka jigar nikal kar bivi ko deney k liya chal para, Achanak thokar lagi woh girtey girtey bach, usi waqat us ki mutti mey jigar se aawaz aai, " MERY BETY CHOT TO NAHI LAGI......). Wo Usi waqat bohat roya aur chila chila kar kaha k meri Maa (Mother) ko es halat me bhi meri chot ki fikar hay jab k main ney es ka kaam tamam kar diya sirf aik Bivi ko khoosh karney k liye, Lakin Ab kiya phitana. Please Aap Logon me se aghar aap ki Maa (Mother) Zinda He to Us ki Jitny Khidmat kar saktey Ho karo, Kiyoon K Ham Apni Maa (Mother) Ki Brabery Kabhi Bhi Nahi kar saktey jo Us ne Hamarey sath Ki he. Esi Liya ALLAH Ney Maa (Mother) K Qadmo Taley Janat Kaha Hey). ALLAH Ham Sab Ko Naik Kam kaney Ki Aur Apney Maa Baap Ki Khidmat karney Ki Toufiq Dey. (AAMIN)

Mian aur biwi talaaq kay liye court gaye..

Judge bola apna saman adha adha taqseem karo..

Tamam samaan taqseem hoa jab bachon ki bari ayi tau woh teen thay.

Judge pareshan kay ab kya kiya jaye...

Itnay main biwi apnay mian se boli

Chalo ghar chaltay hain aglay saal ajaingay

Eik wakeel kay betay ko uski maa ne thappar mara,

Beta baap kay pas gay aur kaha Ammi ne mujhe bilawaja mara,

Baap ne usay eik aur thappar mara aur kha kay wakeel kay betay hokar tumhay itna bhi nahi pata kay supreme court kay khilaaf apeal hight court main nahi hoti