Husband & Wife SMS

A man apllied for the post of security guard. During interview Boss said, 'we want someone with a suspicious mind, high alert, strong body, high sense of hearing, & a killer instinct. Do u think u r eligible?'

Man thought for a few secönds, then said, 'no! but can my wife apply..??':D

Difference Between POETRY and LECTURE:

Anything Said By "Girlfriend" Is "Poetry

and same thing said By "Wife" Is "Lecture"...

Husband 2 wife

Na Kajray Ki Dhar

Na Motiyon k Haar

Na Kiya Koi Singhar

Phir b Tm Kitni Sundr Ho

Wife: janu Seedha Seedha kaho Make Up k liye Pesay Nahi hain.

The relationship between Husband & Wife is very psychological.

One is psycho and the other is logical. Plz don't use your logic to figure out who is who..!!:P

Husbnd: begam tum 1 ghantey sey derwazey pr kharri kis sey baaten kr rhi thien?

Wife: meri dost thi. Bechari k paas ander aaney k lye time hi nhi tha..!!:D

Husband wife chori k topic pr baat kr rhy thy:

Husband:

"Jo shakhs chori krta hy wo baad mein zaroor pachtata hy.

Wife said romanticaly:

"Aur tum ny jo shadi sy pehly meri neendain churai then, un k baray mein kya khayal hy?

Husband:

"Mainy pehly he keh diya hy, jo chori krta hy pachtata zroor hy

Feel the diffrence,

Apna Bacha Roe to Dil me Dard hOta hy,

Or DusRe ka Roe to Sir Me.

Apni BV Roe to Sir me Dard hOta hy, Or DusRe ki Roe to Dil Me.

Mian: mein ney apney dost ko khaney per bulaya hey.

Bivi: kya? Tum pagal tou nhi ho gaey? Ghar poora ganda prra hey, dishes bhi saaf nhi or mein kuchh pka bhi nhi sakti.

Mian: mujhey ye sab pta hey.

Bivi: phir tum ney apney dost ko q bulaya?

Mian: q k wo pagal aaj kal shadi kerney ka soch rha hey..!! :)

Shadi k 1 hafty baad

Hsbnd:

Tm mujh sy alag ghr ki frmaish tu nahi kro gi?

Wife:

Na G na Meri Toba

Maa ka pehla haq hy

Aap unko alag ghr ly deyn.

AURAT Ke DIL Mai Sirf Us k SHOHAR K LiYe Hi Jaga Hoti Hay,

Per,

MARD Ka DIL Itna BARRA Hota Hay K,

.

Us mai

DOST Ki LOVER

BV Ki SAHELI

BV Ki BABHI

PAROSAN

DHOBAN

SALI

KAAM WALI

BHAI Ki SALI

BEHAN Ki NAND

female tv artists

Or

Thori Buhat BV K Liye Bhi Jaga Hoti Hay

SACH MEIN MARD KA DIL BUHOT BARRA HOTA HAY