Husband & Wife SMS

Kaha ik falsafi se ik tar-o-taaza si aurat ne..

Hamari tarha lambi umar mardon ki nahi hoti..

Ye sun kar falsafi kuch muskuraya aur phir bola..

Sabab yeh hai k aurat ki koi biwi nahi hoti.

Law of equality:

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husb when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min -p

Wife- Main Marne ja rahi hu.

Husband -Ye le Dairy Milk.

Wife -Q?

Husband -khushi k moqay pe kuch meetha hojaye......:D

Har admi ki 3 Khwahish hoti hain..

1) Kash wo itna khubsurat ho jitna apni Maa ko nazar ata hai.

2) Kash wo itna Ameer ho jitna uske bache usay samjte hain.

3) Kash uske utne Affairs ho jitne uski Biwi shak kerti hai-D

Aik aadmi ki teesri BV ne apne shohr se puchha: aapki pehli BV ka intiqaal kese hua?

Shohr: zehr khaane se.

BV: or dusri ka?

Shohr: use goli maari thi.

BV: q?

Shohr: wo zehr nhi kha rahi thi.

BV: mgr aapne un donu ko maara q?

Shohr: wo

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Swaalat buhat krti thien..!!

Different wives fighting wid thr hsbnds:

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Pilot's wyf:

Zada uro mt smjhe :/

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Teacher's wyf:

Mje mt sikhao :/

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Dentist's wyf:

Dant tor k hath me de dngi :/

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Doctor's wyf:

Tbyat drust krdngi

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MBA'S wyf:

Mind ur own Business :/

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CA's wyf:

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Pehle pass to hojao..phr bat krna

"2012 wife"

Husband: Begum ek cup chaye bna do na,

Wife: kyaaaaaaa? Zara phir se kehna,

Husband: meny kaha g ek cup chaye bana dun apko?? -)

Two Advices:

1. Never laugh at ur wife's choices..

U R one of them..

2. Never b proud of ur choices..

Ur wife is one of them :p

Biwi: suno, doctor ne mujhe aaram krne k lye 1 month paris ya switzerland jaane ko kaha he, hum kahan jaenge?

Mian:

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Doosre doctor k paas..!!

Husband:

My Love, tum itni gulabi q lag rahi ho?

Wife:

When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.

Moral:

Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki. Educated sayapa:--P-P-P-P-P