Husband & Wife SMS

Lovely Warning:

A husband gave keys of new car to his wife with a warning, "Dear if u meet with an accident, the newspaper will print ur AGE.

So B careful.":D

"How to stop WAR*

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Wife:

Ek Baat Bolun?

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Husband:

Nahi* :--D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

Husband:

Judge sahaib mujhe tlaaq chahye, meri BV ne 1 saal se mujhse baat nhi ki.

Judge:

Dobarah soch lo, aesi BV naseeb walon ko milti he..!

1) POLICE MAN:

sb Mujh se darty hyn or me bivi se,

2) MOCHI:

me juton ki marammat karta hun or bivi meri,

3) TEACHER

Main school me lecture deta hon or ghar main sirf sunta ho,

4) OFFICER:

Ma office me BOSS hun or ghr me Nokar

5) JUDGE

Ma court me faislay sunata ho or ghr me khud insaaf ka talabgar!

Faisla aap k hath main hy?

kunwaray rho

khush raho.

No Wife Easy Life.

Jo shadi ker chukey hein wo Sabar karen. Or jin ki nhi hui wo shukr kren:--)-)-)-)-)-)-)-)-)-D-D-D

A bus full of housewives was going around the islands. The bus crashed n everyone died, people cried for a week.

A man was still crying after 2weeks, when asked why he still crying he said

"my wife missed the bus"...!:)

What Is The Next Thing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His Wife ?

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Apologize..!! :p

Biwi: Shadi K Shuru Me Jab Mai

Khana Pka K Lati thi

AP Ziada Mjy Khilate

or

Khud Kam Khaty

Ab esa Q Nhi Krty

Shohar:Isliye K

Ab Tmhe

Khana Pakana A Gaya hai:)

Height of

MISS-UNDERSTANDING

BIVI:

(ghussay ma)

Mera tou jeena haram ho gaya hai is ghar ma,

Mai ye ghar chor kr ja rahi hun..

SHOHAR:

Jaan choro,

KHUDA k waste!

BIVI:

(wapis aate huwe)

Ek tou ap ki ye aadat buhat buri hai.....!

Hamesha "Jaan" keh k aur "KHUDA Ka Wasta" de kr rok lete hain,....!!-)

Husband texts wife on cell..

Hi,what r u doing darling?

Wife: i am dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types: sweet heart,how can i live without U?

Wife:u idiot i am dying my hair..

Husband:Bloody English

Wife:Suna Hai K Jannat Me Husband K Sath Wife Ko Nahi Rehne Dete

Husband: Sahi Suna Hai.

Wife: Aisa q?

Husband: Pagli isi Liye Tu Usey Jannat Kehte Hein.