Funny / Jokes SMS

Once upon a time,

A thief broke into my Room. He started searchng for Money.

I woke up &

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started searching wid him :p

Intehai Educational shair arz hain..

Honton py hai lipstick or naina kajal se lais

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base

Us k bhai ne mjhy bht peeta

Sin theeta over cos theeta is equal to tan theeta

Kutta bhi apni gali me hota hai king

Noun is the name of persn place or thing

Us ko na rhi mere pyar ki qadar bus phr mene bhi soch lia is qadar

Two parallel lines can not intersect each other...:p

Wonderful confession by a girl

in church and amazing reply

she got ...

She : i m in love with a boy

who is far away from me.

I m in India and he lives in uk. We met

on marriage website,

Became friends on fb,

Had long chats on whatsapp, Proposed

each other

on skype,

N now 2 months of

relationship through viber, I need ur

blessings and good

wish. ''oh god'',

Guy besides her

said :

now get married on twitter,

Have fun on tango,

Buy your kids from ebay, Send them

through gmail, And if u r fed up with

ur

husband or kids then sell them on OLX...) :p

Is garmi mai ishq, wafa, Waaday, kaali aankhiyan, naagin zulfain, chand sa chehra... etc

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Aik glass sharabat ka muqabla nahi kar sakty.

Education is an Organized System

in which we Waste half of our Life,

To learn how to Waste the remaining half of Life.

Ashfaq sahab apni kitab me likhte hn

agr BV KHUBSURAT

or

BA-IKHLAQ hoto yaqeen rakho tume Jannat zarur milegi

Mgr

agr BV ki Saheli KHUBSURAT ho to dunya hi Jannat hy

Parhne ka shukriya

ye Korangi wale Ashfaq sahab hn jo 2 numbr pe gutke ka cabin chalate hn

Jin: bottle sy Aazad hone k bad,

kya hukam hy mery Aaqa?

Admi:

Kuch Aesa karo k Dunya mein Jitny Shohar hain unki Biwiyan unki Farmabrdaar hojaen

Jin:

Bottle mein Wapis Jaty howe Bola Biviya Or FarmaBardar

"Chacha Bottle ka Dhakkan zara tight Band karna"..

Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy:

Mari taraf dekho beta

is camera se kabutar nikly ga.

Bacha:

Focus adjust kar

Jaahilon wali baat mat kar

Portrait Mode Use kar

Micro k sath

High Resolution me pic aani chahiay

Facebook pe upload karni hy

wrna paise nhi milen ge.

SAALA...

"kabutar nikale ga.."

Tere bap ne kbutar dala tha is me

A naughty answer given by a woman when asked: How do you feel when any man gives u a flying kiss?

Woman: I hate such lazy men

Agr tum us waqt muskura sakte ho

jb tum gham ki shiddat se poori tarha se toot chuke ho,

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To yaqeen jano tum se bari film koi nhi-)