Funny / Jokes SMS




Funny / Jokes SMS: Jokes and all kinds of funny SMS.
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Salem Shahzad
(Posted On: 11 Jul, 2013)
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Boss: I know its Saturday but I need u at work.

Employee: Ok boss! But the traffic sucks. I'm gonna be late.

Boss: Ok when will u arrive?

Employee: by Monday :p


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Hashraf Dhedhi
(Posted On: 11 Jul, 2013)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS
 




HAQIQAT:

Agr Aap kahin jaldi me ja rahe hain

aur "Kaali Billi" Aap ke Aage se guzar

jaye to iska mtlab Hai ,

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"KAALI BILLI" Aap se Ziada Jaldi me hai. -)

Gor se parny ka shukriya :P



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Faizan Malik
(Posted On: 11 Jul, 2013)
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Famous Poet Robert Archer kehta hy

Insan apni khoobsurti, kapron or taleem se nahi pehchana jata.

Agr insan kisi cheez se pehchana jata hy to wo hy sirf

Original C.N.I.C

Hamesha apne pas rakho bhai halaat ka kuch pata nahi.


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Mannat Khan
(Posted On: 11 Jul, 2013)
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Jb 1 Aurat dosri se baat karti hy to

Shetan 1 corner me khamoshi beth jata hy

Or

Sirf Seekhta hi nahi hy

Notes Banata Hy Notes.:D


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Shaizi Khan
(Posted On: 11 Jul, 2013)
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When ur GF blocks u on fb

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Its an electronic divorce :P


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Amina Rajput
(Posted On: 02 Jul, 2013)
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Number of princess or angels in heaven..

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Are less than the number of princess or angels on facebook..!!:D



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Hamza Rohail
(Posted On: 02 Jul, 2013)
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Jo Ankhen Bnd kar k pyar kare wo hai MehboobaKiss

Jo Ankhen Bnd hone tak pyar kare wo hai Maa -(Smile

Aur

Jo Ankhen Dikha Dikha kr pyar kare wo hai Biwi :- -)


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Sadia Rehman
(Posted On: 02 Jul, 2013)
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Pakistani Middle class

When the shampoo bottle seems to Be over, We pour some water in it to shake it

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use it for another bath.

For us a toothpaste isn't over until We have entirely flattened it out

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started rolling it up from the back.

Our home had fine china crockery which was used only when our guests visit.

We worry about price of gold without any reason of buying it.

We will beat the crap out of our remote to make it work but not change the battery.

When our T-shirt gets old, we use it as night wear, when it gets more older

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then use it as a Pochha

This is story of every middle class family... :) :p


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Shaheen Kanwal
(Posted On: 02 Jul, 2013)
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Har Kamyab Admi k peche 1 Aurat hoti hy.

Jo usy Ghar me itna tang krti hy K Wo Parshan ho kr kam me aisa busy ho jata hy k Kamyabi khud us k qadam choomti hy:)


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Iqra Memon
(Posted On: 02 Jul, 2013)
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Nokrani: Light chali gayi hai

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Meera: tou Mother Light jala lo na,

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Nokrani: Mother Light?

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Meera:

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ufffff u paindoos i mean Mom-Batti....:PYay





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