Funny / Jokes SMS

We broke up

me & my

BOOKS!!:D

bahut ho gaya tha yaar..

Hamare beech kuch understanding hi nh thi..-)

They say that alcohol kills people.

Well, lets not forget how many people were born because of it.. )

Lessons in marketing :

it takes one aishwariya to sell a diamond. . .

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3 abhisheks to sell a sim card..

*.,My Hands Never pain when Typing message for you.,

Bcoz. . . .

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I always send Forwarded messages -) Hahahaha Don't b Emotional.,.,*

"Ability is the only source of promotion when

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your Boss has no Daughter...!"

Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya us ne,

Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,

Ab sharmindgi hoti ha aage wala daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha ma betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,

Malta kha k chilka ankhon ma nichorr diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,

Milne ghr gaya to pechay kutta chorr diya us ne...!

"ASMAN Bhi Ro Pra Us Wqt Mre Hal Pr . . !

"FARAZ .

"Jb 20 ka load krwaya to 15 rupy loan k or 4 rupy tax kat gya . . !

"Yar 1 rupy wala koi pckg to btao . !

He broke her heart, She broke his Apple iphone4 64GB . . .

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I think we all know who cried harder

Jin:botaL se azad hone k bad,

kya hukum ha mere Aqa?

Admi:

Pakstan ki bijli hamesha k Liye bahal kr do

Jin:botal me wapis jate hue bhai dhakan zra tait lgana.

ZObi Dobi

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Sms kia parh rahe ho zaalimon zobi ko bacha lo nai to dob jaegi-)