Funny / Jokes SMS

Q: Why There are Different

Types 0f Blood Groups?,,,

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Ans: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy

Different Flavors

"In Drift race 4 nations participated

Japan used Ferrari

China used Honda

Korea used BMW

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From INDIA

Rajnikant used Skates!

Dont ask who comes 1st =P :d

Kya koi mujhe bataye ga

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Woh 2 log kaun hain???

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jo harr Nokia Mobile Start karnay per Haath Milaatay hain...:/

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Aiyela.

ye tou pepsi wale sawal se b mushkil hai bhaai(

who konsi aapa hai jisay koi passand nahi karta. ??

Ans. Motapa

A rich man was enjoying long drive when he saw 2 men eating grass by road side. He stopped and asked them: "Why are you eating grass?"

Poor men: We don't have any money

Rich: Oh, come with me

Poor: But sir, I have a wife & 2 children..!

Rich: Bring them along..!

2nd Poor: But sir, i have a wife & 5 children..!

Rich: Bring them as well..!

And they all sat into the car.

On their way, 1 of poor men asked: sir, you are too kind, thank you for taking all of us with you.

Rich man replied No, you don't understand,

grass in my lawn is 2 feet tall.

HEART TOUCHING ST0RY

a boy loved a girl but never proposed her. 0ne day he

decided 2 tell her at 1:00 am at night..

He type:

"I Love you"

& sent it, after a few seconds he got a msg but he decided 2 see it the next day for surprise & slept..

Next day, he read the msg & become so shoked because

It was written:

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Dear customer, msg sending failed due to

insufficient balance.

"Sochta hun teri

ROOH mein utar kar dekhoon "DOST''

Konsa purza hai jo tujhy sudharnay nhi deta.."

('.')

<)(> Paich-kas

_/_ to Pkraa oee chotayy

Want to make money through FACEBOOK?

Goto Account >Account Setting >Deactivate your account

&

Go to Work...

Why does the needle of magnetc compass always Point towards North?

Bcoz

Rajnikant lives in the South

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No one can point at Him! :p

*MIND IT*

NAIKI

Ek aurat bachy ko goud me liye ro rahi thi wahan se ek khush posh Admi guzra or rony ki waja pochi to urat ne kaha janab mera bacha beemar ha or dawa k liye paise ni us Admi ne 1000 ka not dia or kaha jao dawa le Aao or baqi paise mujhe la kar do aurat gai or thori dair bad dawa la k baqi 800 rupay apne mohsin ko wapas diye to wo bola shabash hum sab ko naiki karni chahye doctor ko fees mil gai tumhen dawa mil gai or mera jaali note chal gya