Community SMS
Pathan Ka dono kaan jal gaye
Doctor: Tumhare kaan kaisa jalay ???
Pathan:Main kameez istri kar rha tha k itna me phone aagaya ,
Maine ghalti se phone ki jaga istri kaan se laga li
Doctor:Lekin dosra kaan kaisa jala??
Pathan:Acha!Ab hum ambulance k liye phone bhi na karta .....
Pathan to 2nd Pathan : Yar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri Bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay ....
2nd Pathan: Goli mar da
1 Pathan ki murgi bemar hui
Sardar: Tum iska sadka karlo
To phir
Phir kiya hona tha ,
Pathan ne murgi k lye 1 "Bakra" sadka kar diya
"Change can't be given to you everytime, You Must Bring the Change"
Great lines said by
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Mr. Anar Gul Khan,
Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again) :D
Zindagi may agar
kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno
agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to
Dil ki suno
Wahan se b koi jawab na aae tou anhken band kr k socho ke
"Ya ALLAH! Kahin mai Pathan to nhi?
1 Aadmi Ek PANJABI Ko Maar Raha Tha,
Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?
Wo Bola
Sala 1 Ghante Se Puch Rha Hy K
Pir Selab Kb Aaega
Muje Rashan Nhi Mila.
Aik ghreeb pthan roti ka aik tukrra khud or aik murghi ko khila rha tha!
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Pthan:
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Chicken k sath roti kha rha hon..!!
1 Pathan ki aulad nahi horhi thi wo boht pareshan rehta tha hr waqt yhi sochta rehta tha k meri nasal kesy barhegi?
1 dafa usne Zubaida Aapa ko call ki aur apna masla bataya
Phr Zubaida Aapa ne usay ek behtreen totka dya or us totke ki badolat aaj wo shaks 5 bacho'n ka baap hy.
Totka
Shadi KarLo