Community SMS

Pathan Park Me Betha Tha

Friend: Kia Kar Raha HE?

Pathan: Badla Le Rha Hoon!

Friend: Kis se?

Pathan: Waqt Ne Mujy Barbad Kia He Ab Me Waqt Barbad Kar Rha Ho-)

Pathan ne jungle se guzartay huay dekha k aik saanp darakht pr latka hua hy.

Pathan pas ja k bola:

NIDO bhi pia kro.

Sirf Lataknay se qad lamba nai hota)

[Airhostess]

Bha kuro ggin na..?

[Bha]

- Biryani

- Kachumbar

- Murgi ji Tngg

- Gajjar jo Halwo

- Samosa

- nay Chaa

- nay hin jay baad akro khusbu waro pann bhi

[Airhostess]

Bha ee plane aaey

Kutyana hall main aain jay pay jo valeemo naaee :)

Best funny comment written on a MEMON shop:

'Udhar sirf 80 se 90 saal k umar k logon ko diya jae ga,

wo b un k waliden se poch kar.

1 pathan

Billi ke pichy

Bhag rahh tha

Kisi ne pocha Billi ke pichy Q bhag rahe ho

Pathan Bola aaj hum ye pta kar ke rahega ke ye

DING DONG Q nhi deti.

English Man: My Grndfathr died at da age of 96 Years. Bt he Nver Used Glasses.

Sardar: . Some People Drink Water Directly from tooti:)

Pathan baalon main shampoo lagane k sat sath kandhon per bhi laga raha tha

Biwi ne dekh kar poocha yeh kya hia?

Pathan: Yeh koi aam shampoo nahi, Head & Shoulder hai.. haha

Eik aadmi ne Pathan se poocha PTCL main aur Mobile main kya farq hai?

Pathan Boht soch ker bola PTCL me number Ungli se Dial kertay hain jabkay Mobile main Angothay se...

pathan ne munni se shadi karney ka faisla kia to pathan ke dost ne kaha khan sahib ye kia kar rahe ho munni to bohat badnam hai pathan ne kaha munni to abhi badnam hui hai hum to us waqt se badnam hai jab se sms sasta hua hai

1 helicopter per 5 pathan aur 1 panjabi latak rahe the pilot ne kaha wazan ziyada hae is liye kisi aik ko helicopter chor kar koodna hoga panjabi ne kaha mey kood jata hu ye sun kar 5 pathan taliya bajane lage