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Community SMS: SMS on Sardar, Pathan and all other communities.
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Danish
(Posted On: 06 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Community SMS
 




Srdar: Agr khajoor k Darakht Pe Char Jaon to kia Comerce College ki larkian Nazer aen gi?

Pathan: Han! Or hath Chor De ga tu Medical College Ki bhi... :)


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Talha
(Posted On: 03 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Community SMS
 




Molvi, Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain??

Pathan: Fraaiz kiya hota he?

Molvi: Jin k bagher ghusal mukammal nai hota

Pathan, sochne k bad: 4

Molvi:

Shabaash!!

Kon Kon Se ??

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Pathan: Baalti, Magga, Sabun Aur Toliya.



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Kiran
(Posted On: 03 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Community SMS
 




Ek Memon apny hath me blade se cut maar raha tha.

Wife: Kya kr rhe ho?

Memon: Dettol ki sheshi tot gai hy aise thori zaya hony denge,La teri b ungli kaat don.


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summaiya
(Posted On: 01 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Community SMS
 




Pthan ki ami ki tabyat khrab hui

Hospital legya

doctor ne kaha

2 test honge

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Pthan zor zor se rone lga

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ab kya hoga

Meri maa to unparh hy.


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Summaiya
(Posted On: 31 Oct, 2012)
Posted In: Community SMS
 




Memon Mithai ki DUKAN pe gaya aor 1/2 kg gulab jaaman le'kar kha gaya, baghair pesay diye.

Dukandar ne Memon ko khoob maara.

Maar khanay k baad

Memon:

Ab main jaaoon?

Dukandar:

Dafa ho jaa...

Memon ne kaprray jhaarray or ek taareekhi

Jumla kaha:

.....Bhai sahb!

Isi rate pe 1/2 kg parcel bhi kar'do Yay


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sloya
(Posted On: 31 Oct, 2012)
Posted In: Community SMS
 




Pathan Books pe Rakh k Biryani kha Raha Tha

Kisi Ne pucha Books pe Rakh k kiyon kha Rahe ho.

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Pathan Bola

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"STUDENT BIRYANI" hai yaar



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danish
(Posted On: 25 Oct, 2012)
Posted In: Community SMS
 




Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzrney ki koshish kr rha ho to usy rokny k liye kia krna chahye.?

Pathan: Uski Dum p giraa lga do.


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sarfraz
(Posted On: 24 Oct, 2012)
Posted In: Community SMS
 




1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pas gya

2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy goray ki Call aayi.

Pathan: Who is Speaking?

Gora: Lala Hum Bolti hy. Jackson.!


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Hajra
(Posted On: 26 Feb, 2012)
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Pathan & his wife visited England n went to a hotel.

Pathan to Waiter:

Sir, most respectfuly I beg to say tht I'm ill & can nt come to school, there4 kindly grant me tea 4 2day.

Waiter brings tea

Wife to Pathan:

Ap tu far far English bolte ho

Pathan:

Abi tu mai ne pani k lye Thirsty Crow nhi sunaeSmile


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Arbab
(Posted On: 26 Feb, 2012)
Posted In: Community SMS
 




A memon was searching these words in google

"Free dinner at 5 star hotel"

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'Memon sudhar jaa..!!'