Community SMS

Pthan: Abbu agr apko pta chaly k mene top kia hy college me to apko kesa lagega?

Abbu:Mai To Khushi Se PAGAL ho jaonga

pathan: Bus isi DAR se hm FAIL hogaya

Pathan service shoes ki dukan pe gaya n b0la: Bari gaurantee dete h0, Chapal to 2 din b nai chali.

Dukandar: Huwa kia hai ?

Pathan: Masjid se gayab hogayi!

Aik memon ne paan wale ko 5 ka sikka dya or bola: paan me ilaichi or sonf zyadah dalna. Meethi chhaliya or ashrafi to tum daloge hi mgr gulqund or khopra bhi daal dena. Or haan! Zaafran to zarur dalna.

Paan wala: aye azeem insan! Tu ne

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Jo 5 ka sikka dya hai, wo bhi daal dun..??

Patan: Yr hm ko ek hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye

Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kam?

Patan: Oye khbis ka bcha hmko computer me windows lagana ha

Judge:Tumhara jurm sabit hoa hai kal tumko phansi pe latkaya jaye ga...

PATHAN:wo to theek hy lakin utara kb jae ga hum ne sham ko ANDE bechny hoty hain:d

Sardar to his sardar friend

Yar abu Ka Msg Aya Hy K ghr ao

Kia kru?

Dost:

Message sending fail likh kr bhej de

Sardar ne aisa hi kia,

Or reply aaya

"Ok"

Sardar radio thik karwane gya

Mechanic ne dekh k kha--Ye thik hai,

Mausam kharab hai, Isliye nhi chal rha.

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Sardar--Le 100rupey, Mausam naya daal de.. :|

Dost: Aaj TV pe 30 fit ka snake dikhane wale hain.

Pathan: Acha! per mein nahi dekh paon ga.

Dost: Q?

Pathan: mera TV 21" ka hai.

1 pathan ki bike me petrol khatm ho gya

Wo apni bike ka nmbr plate le k petrol pump pe gya or ja k khne lga

"O YARA! HMARI BIKE Me 50 RUPE KA EASYLOAD BHEJ DO.

Ek african se pathan ne poocha k tum kon ho.

African: main TITANIC ka Hero hoon.

Pathan hairani se bola : TITANIC dooba tha ya jala tha