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In life when u face choices, just toss a coin. Not because it settles the Quest...

But,

while the coin is in the air, u will know what your Heart is hoping for.

Bihari edtion of "baby baby, Yes mama"

Bitwa! bitwa!

Ka bapu?

Panwa khaiyo?

Na bapu..

Jhoot bolwa?

Na bapu?

Munh khol bitwa?

Aakh..thoooo :D-p

"There is nothing special in this msg except the person who send it..!" :p

A WISE PHYSICIAN SAID . . .

"I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learned that the best medicine for the human creature is LOVE "

Someone asked, if it doesnt work?

He smiled and answered.

INCREASE THE DOSE !!!

Dreams asked life:when we all will come true.? Life replied:never because if you all come true then i will lose my meaning.

Aik din Mughal Shahanshah Jahangir tafreeh e tba(amusement) ki khatir Noor Jahan k hamrah shahi mahal k jharoke(window of palace) me aa betha or samne shahrah ka nazzarah krne lga!

Us wqt aik umr raseedah burrha aadmi(old man) shahrah se guzr raha tha. Jiski kamr duhri(with a bent back) ho chuki thi!

Use dekh kr Jahangir mutafikkr(anxious, depressed) ho gya or Noor Jahan se mukhatib ho kr puchhne lga,

'Chakhum Gushta Mi Gardand Piran E Jahan Deedah'?

(ye jahan deedah aadmi is qdar jhuk kr q chal raha he?)

Noor Jahan ne forun jwab dya,

'Bazeer E Khak Mi jouind Ayyam E Jwani Ra'!

(zameen pr jwani k din dhoondta phir raha he)..!!

Aik orat Imam Yas Bin Saad(RA) k pas chhota sa brtun le kr shehd mangne hazir hui or kehne lgi, 'Mera khawand beemar he'!

Imam(RA) ne use shehd se bhra hua mashkeezah(leather bag for carrying liquid) dene ka hukm frmaya to ksi ne arz ki k wo to chhoti si piyali me mangti he!

Aap(RA) ne frmaya, 'Us ne apni hesiyat k mwafiq manga or hum ne apni hesiyat k mwafiq dya he'..!!

Aik derwesh ne apne murshid se arz kya k me logon k hujoom se tang aa gya hun! Wo meri zyarat k lye buhat zyadah aate hen or ibadat me khlal(interruption) dalte hen!

Murshid ne frmaya k tere pas aane walon me jo derwesh or muflis hen unko qarz de or jo log ameer hen unse kuchh qarz ya hadya mang. Iske bad tere pas koi bhi nhi aae ga..!!

Nobody is busy in this world.

its all about PRIORITIES !

40 years ago a young Bank officer got a staff loan from his employers & purchased a cycle from the market. It had no carrier at the back. He sent his servant to get one fitted. When he came back, a carrier was fitted but the stand was missing. He went to the dealer & asked why stand had been removed.

He said, "Sahib ji, Bank job mein ek hi cheez milti hai. Stand lo ge to career khatam or career chahiay to stand kabhi mat lena."

Dedicated 2 all Bankers.