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2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay

1) Jo nehar kay doosri taraf khara hokar aap ko galian de raha ho.

2) Jo aap ki presentation kay doraan aap se sawal karay

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How do i react when i see someone ?

I stare and stare and stare & I smile & smile & when i get tired,

i put the mirror down!: -)

Kya aap jantay hain kay duniya ka pehla traffic signal kahan lagaya gaya tha???

Road pe..

Jano aur jantay raho..

Sardi se bachnay ka tareeqa...

Agar pata chalay tau mujhe bhi batana qasam se buhut sardi hai ....

Malkin: kya hua tum 3 din kaam pe q nai aayi?

Kamwali: baji maine facebook per status update kar tau diya tha kay main gaaon ja rahi hon!!

1. Once, all villagers decided 2 pray 4 rain, on the day of prayer all people gatherd and only 1 boy came with an umbrella.

THATS FAITH.

2. Example of the feeling of a 1 year old baby. When u throw him in the air, he laughs bcz he knows u wil catch him.

THATS TRUST.

3. Every night we go 2 bed, we hv no assurance 2 wake up alive the next morning but still we hv plans 4 tomorrow.

THATS HOPE...

so never loose ur faith, trust & hope

in ALLAH...

"ALLAH IS THE GREATEST of ALL"

insan bhi ajeeb hai:

Dolat kamaanay k liye apni sehat kho deta hay ....

or phr sehat ko waapis paanay k liye apni dolat khota hai!

Mustaqbil ka soch soch kr apna "haal" zaaya krta hai

phr mustaqbil mein apna "maazi" yaad kr k rota hai.

Jeeta aisay hai jese kabhi marna hi nahi hay

or marta ese hai jese kabhi jiya hi nahi