In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not..?
Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....
Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....
Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug..!
Now u plz proceed to bed no.39.. :D :p