Teacher & Student SMS
Smart Answers
Teacher: Are u chewing gum?
Student:no, i m john smith.. :D
Husband: V r having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked.. :P
Father: Shameful results! do u alwayz get such low marks?
Son: No, only whn i take exams.. )
Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, u'll hav to walk as well.. :)
Girl: I hav changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does new one work better??
"We r often punished,
But apni harkaton se baaz nhi aate" :D
"We r often insulted,
but majal hy jo hansi ruk jaye" )
"We r most talkative,
Mgr kaam ki baat ek b nhi hoti" :p
"We r d seniors yet,
Par kam wohi bachon wale"
"Hamara rule is to "break d rules" )
"Hamara style is to enjoy every moment" :)
"Yes We r unique" :)
"We r different" :)
Meet Us:
=>> *We r d Students :p
Boht dard hota hy jab
Teacher bolta hy k tumhara
Or tumhare aagay waly ka
Answer ek hi hy
Tab dil se awaz ati hy
To saalay sawaal b to
Ek hi tha:)
Teacher
homework q nhi kiya?
Student
sir,light nhi thi
Teachr
to mom batti jala lete
Stdnt
sir,maachis nhi thi
Teachr
Machis q nai thi
Stdnt
jis room me ibadat krty hain wahan rkhi thi.
Teachr
to wahan se le aate
Stdnt
nahaya hua nhi tha
Teachr
nahaye q nhi thy
stdnt
pani nhi tha sir
teachr
pani q nhi tha?
Stdnt
sir motor nhi chal rahi thi.
Teachr
Ullu k pathy motor q nai chal rahi thi ?
Stdnt
sir bataya to hy light nhi thi..
A Pakistani boy got admission in an american school
Teacher: what is your name?
Boy: saleem.
Teacher: no, now you are in america, your name is johnny from today.
Boy went home. Mom asked:
How was the day saleem?
Boy: i'm an american now call me johnny.
Mom & dad both got offended & beat him up.
Next day he went to school, all bruised.
Teacher: what happened johnny?
Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after i became an american, i was attacked by two Pakistanis
DASTAN E STUDENT!!!
Yoon fail jo karna tha..Pehlay hi bata daitay-:)
Hum saari kitabon ko choolhay main jala daitay-:)
Koshish to bohut ki thi..Naakaam huwe akhir-:)
Ham pass to ho jaty jo wo naqal karwa dety-:)
Parchy jo mile ham ko..Sub khali diye ham ne-:)
Zalim wo safai ke number he laga dety...!!
"STUDENT LIFE K OSOOL":
-apne BED se pyar karo, yeh tumhara QILLA hai
-din ko aram karo ta k tum rat me so sako
-books pakeza hain is liye hath na lagao
-koi kam kal pe na choro wo parso ya tarso bhi kia ja sakta hai
-agar tmhe parhny ka man chahy to beth jao jab tak yeh feeling khatam na hojaye
-yeh mat bhulo k study aik healthy activity hai is liye isy bemar logon k liye chor do!<
An exact defination of MATHEMATICS!
MATHEMATICS is da study of finding a black cat in a dark room,when there is no cat.