Teacher & Student SMS

Mathematics may not teach us to breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or to love a friend and to forgive an enemy.

But there's one thing I personally love about MATHS.

"It gives us hope that every problem has a solution"..

CUTE PROBLEM OF A STUDENT

Whenever I want to fall in love with my books, my bed proposes me...

Rays emitting from the books are directly proportional to sleepness...

But cell phone remains constant at bed. =)

"STUDENT'S 1st law of nalaiqness":D

The teacher writes 2x2x6/(8+21)6x9 on the board & asks students to:

"solve the problem"

Student gets up & erases the board, problem solved !! :P

How genius :D

Smtimez its better to bunk a class and do masti with friends..

Bcoz..

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Today when i look back..

Marks never make me laugh but memories do! :-)-)-)

The below mentioned action is performed by highly trained professionals. So please don't try this at home :

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"STUDY-P-P-)-)-)-)

Big Difference b/w school and uni life

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If u r late 4 school, u have to sit on the last bench

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But if u r late 4 uni u have to sit on the front bench :P

Graduati0n speech :

I like to

thank the

internet, g0ogle,

wikipedia,

micr0s0ft 0ffice,

and

c0py and paste :p

"Height of Insult"

Professor 2 a Studnt in Clasroom:

Hey wake up ur Neighbour.

Student:

Tu ne sulaya to tu utha. Me Q uthao bay? =P :d

Fees mafi k lye darkhwast:

To, The principal high school

Sir, bat Ye ha k mere abbu ne mujhe fees k liye 500 dye they,

100 ki dosto k Sath film dekh li.

150 k bottles & samosay kha liye.

50 ka bachi ko easy load karwa diya.

200 urdu wali miss pe shart har Gya,

Main samjhta tha k unka sirf english walay sir k Sath chakkar hai, par unka to ap k sath b chakkar hai.

Ab ap k pas 2 hi raste hain,

Meri fees maf Ya

Apka raz fash.

ShukriYa.