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What I've got from TV Ad's during last 6 months
1. Kareena has dandruf problem,
Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem!
2. Ur complexion is more important then ur qualification!
3. Every oral care brand is no.1 and recomended by every dentist!
4. Mountain Dew cures all kinds of phobias. U will almost be a superman, if u drink it regularly!
5. Mobile phone service companies facilitate u more than govt!
6. Pakistan has a national biscuit i.e Gala!
7. Every second banaspati ghee and milk/tea packs need a family that could sing and dance while cooking n eating/drinking..!!:D
5 Apple,,,,,,,,,,,,,,60 Rupees
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Apple 5,,,,,,,,, 114,000 Rupees ,.
Feel the difference
Kon bnega Crore pati?
5 Crore ka swal,
Ques-> Wo 2 log kon hein ?
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Jo Hr Nokia Mobile ON krny pr Haath milate hen ? ?
Main jub cigarette peeta hun to mujhe sharm aati hy
Magar jub main cigarette daikhta hun to mujhe un gareeb mazdooron ka khayal aata hy jo cigarette factory main mulazim hain.
Un k bohat se khuwab or umeedain hain,
Agar main cigarette na piyun to un ki Nokri chali jaye..
Doosron K Liye Jeena He Asal Zindagi Hai..
HEART TOUCHING LINES BY:
"A CHARSI" -)
Ansoo aa gaye na???
Anyone having a bad day?
On this day in 1976 co-founder, Ronald Wayne, sold his 10% stake in Apple for $2300/
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$58bn :-o
(yahoo news)
Ek Girl phansi Laga Rahi Thi
Pathan Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Or Bola?
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Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Barti,
Mammi Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye
The best prank call ever:
"Hello, Pizza Hut?"
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"Yes Sir, How may I help you?"
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"Bhai pizza ghr p kese banaon? Help kro na yar!!"
The owner of a hardware store is worried when a huge new hardware store opens up next door with a large sign saying "Best Deals".
He is even more horrified when another huge hardware store opens up on d other side of his store displaying even a larger sign saying "Lowest Prices".
The Shopkeper is panicked then has a bright idea. He puts a large sign over his own store saying "Main Entrance"..!!
Jab QUAID E AZAM Ne Pakistan Azad Karaya To Madar E Millat FATIMA JINAH Ne Buhat Pyar se Quaid Se Kaha
BHAIYA..!
Ap To Hero Nikle
AUTOGRAPH Dein na
A guy was driving along a country road and noticed a farmer standing in the middle of his field in the pouring rain.
He thought he might be in trouble so he stopped his car and went over and asked if he was okay.
The farmer said: Oh yeah, I'm fine. I'm just trying to win a Nobel prize.
The other guy was really confused and asked: How exactly?
The farmer answers: I heard they give it to people who are outstanding in their field..!!