Educated sayapa

Husband:

My Love, tum itni gulabi q lag rahi ho?

Wife:

When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.

Moral:

Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki. Educated sayapa:--P-P-P-P-P