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Aqwal zarein

1. Khud ko mobile me itna mashghol na rakho k

samne se koi larki guzar jaye or tumhen pata b na chale k ktne haseen thi.

2. Bike chalate huwe kabi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai

balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai.

3. Koshish kro k apne hum'umr se bd zabani na karo

direct sar phaar do.

4. Taaleem hr kisi ka haq hai ziyada parh k

kisi ka haq na maro.

Fwd it to all friendz

Shayad apke waja sy kisi ki life brbad ho jaye..-)

Warning!

Doctor's advice!

Don't drink water after eating fish

B'coz

Fish starts swimming & then

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1)Agr apko machar kaat ley to ap ussey kaat lo, Hisab brabar.

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2)Doodh phatt jaey to Sufaid Dhagey sy see lo,Kisi ko pta nai chaley ga.

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3)Agr ap k baal Girtey hn to Tind kra lo,Phir nai girein gey

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4)Agr Rang gora krna ho to FISH kha k d0od p lo, Safaid ho jao gey.

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5)agar galey main dard hai to kisi se gala dubwa lein phir kabhi dard nai ho ga

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Totkon se faida ho to duaon main yad rakhna.

shukria.

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