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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

S 01 : A 02

Barra meharban nihayat rehm krne wala.

Tafseer:

ALLAH buhat rehm krne wala hy.

iSKI ye sifat deegar sifaat ki tarha daaimi hy.

Rehman me Rahim ki nisbat zyada mubalga hy.

Dunya me ISKI rehmat aam hy jis se bila takhsees Kafr o Momin sub hi faizyab ho rhe hein Or akhrat me wo sirf Rahim hoga.

Yani USKI rehmat sirf Momineen k leye khas ho gi..!!


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

S 01 : A 03

Badle k din ka malik hy!

Tafseer:

Dunya me agrche Makafat e Amal ka silsila aik hadd tak jari rehta hy, ta hum iska mukamal zahoor akhrat me hoga Or ALLAH hr shakhs ko iske Ache or Bure amal k mutabiq mukamal Jaza o Saza de ga!

Isi tarha dunya me a'rzi tor pr or b kai logon k pas Tehat ul Asbab ikhtyarat hote hein.

Lekin akhrat me tamam ikhtyarat ka malik sirf or sirf

ALLAH hi hoga!

ALLAH us roz farmae ga Aj kis ki Badshahi hy?

Phir WAHI jawab farmae ga Sirf Aik Galib ALLAH ki!

Us din koi hasti kisi k leye ikhtyar nhi rakhe gi. Sara muamla sirf o sirf ALLAH k hath me hoga!

Ye ho ga JAZA ka din..!!


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

S 01 : A 04

Hum sirf TERI hi ibadat krte hein Or TUJHI se madad chahte hein!

Tafseer:

Na ibadat ALLAH k siwa kisi or ki jayz hy or na ista'nat hi kisi or se jayz hy.

In alfaz se shirk ka sade bab kr dya gya.

Han dunyawi kamo me aik dusre ki madad or tawon krna dusri bat hy jo k ALLAH ka bnaya hua aik nizam hy.

Tauheed ki 3 qismein hein.

1. Tauheed Rabubyat:

Is kaynat ka Khaliq, Malik , Raziq or Mudabbr sirf ALLAH hy!

2. Tauheed ul Wahiyat:

Ibadat ki tamam iqsam ka mustahaq sirf ALLAH hy!

3. Tauheed e Sifaat:

ALLAH ki jo sifaat Quran o Hadees me byan ki gai hein, unko bagyr taweel or tehrif k tasleem krein or ye sifaat is andaz me kisi or k ander na manein.


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

S 01 : A 05

Hamein Seedhi Or Sachi rah dikha!

Tafseer:

Hidayat k kai mafhoom hein

Raste ki taraf rahnumai krna!

Raste pr chlana!

Manzil maqsood pr puhancha dena!

Yani hmari Sirat e Mustaqeem ki tarf rahnumai farma.

Is pr chalne ki Toufeeq or Isteqamat naseeb farma.

Ta ke hmein TERI raza hasil ho.

Ye Sirat e Mustaqeem mehaz Aql or Zahanat se hasil nhi ho sakti.

Ye Sirat e Mustaqeem wahi hy jise Aap(SAW) ne dunya k samne pesh farmaya or jo ub Quran Pak Or

Ahadees Sahiha me mehfooz hy..!!


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sidjan (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Roger Fedrer: I have great knowledge about Tennis you can ask anything.

Pathan: ok tell me, how many holes are there in the net??


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sidjan (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

The prevliege of friendship is that we can talk nonsense all the time and the funny thing is that nonsense is

understood,

discussed,

valued,

liked

&

Respected.


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Un logo ki rah jin pr TU ne inam kya, unki nhi jin pr gazab kya gya or na gumrahon ki.

Tafseer:

Ye Sirat e Mustaqeem ki wazahat hy k ye Seedha Rasta hy jis pr wo log chale jin pr TERA inam hua Maslun

Ambia

Shohda

Siddiqeen

Or

Sualeheen

Is ayet me ye b wazahat kr di gai hy k inam yafta logon ka ye rasta Atat e Ilahi Or Atat e Rasool hi ka rasta hy na k koi or rasta Jin pr ALLAH ka gazab hua

se murad Yahudi Or Nassara hein Jo bari gumrahi pr the Yahudi, ayat e ILAHI me Tehreef or Heela krne se gurez nhi krte the Or Hazrat Uzair(AS) ko ALLAH ka beta kehte the Jubke Nassara Hazrat Essa(AS) ko

ALLAH ka beta kehte the.


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Surah Baqra:

Ye Quran Pak ki subse barri surah hy Isme aage chal kr Gaey ka waqya byan kya gya hy Isi lye is ko Baqra kaha jata hy Tarteeb k lihaz se ye dusri or Nazool k hisab se Madina dour ki ibtadai suraton me se hy albatta baz ayat Hajjat ul Wida k moqe pr nazil huein

Isme

286 ayat

Or

40 ruku hein

Baz Ulema k nazdeek isme 1 hzar khabr 1 hzar ahkam

or 1 hzar munhyat hein

Surah ka aghaz Islam k bunyadi aqaid yani Touheed

Risalat or Akhrat k byan se hua isi zimn me Insanon ki

3 qismein yani Momin Kaffar or Munafiq byan ki gae hein Iski aik khas fazeelat hy K jis ghar me ye parhi jae us ghar se Shytan bhag jata hy.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Community SMS

1 Pathan ki aulad nahi horhi thi wo boht pareshan rehta tha hr waqt yhi sochta rehta tha k meri nasal kesy barhegi?

1 dafa usne Zubaida Aapa ko call ki aur apna masla bataya

Phr Zubaida Aapa ne usay ek behtreen totka dya or us totke ki badolat aaj wo shaks 5 bacho'n ka baap hy.

Totka

Shadi KarLo


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Community SMS

Aik ghreeb pthan roti ka aik tukrra khud or aik murghi ko khila rha tha!

Dost:

Ye kya kr rhe ho?

Pthan:

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Chicken k sath roti kha rha hon..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Community SMS

1 Aadmi Ek PANJABI Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?

Wo Bola

Sala 1 Ghante Se Puch Rha Hy K

Pir Selab Kb Aaega

Muje Rashan Nhi Mila.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Community SMS

Zindagi may agar

kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to

Dil ki suno

Wahan se b koi jawab na aae tou anhken band kr k socho ke

"Ya ALLAH! Kahin mai Pathan to nhi?


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Community SMS

"Change can't be given to you everytime, You Must Bring the Change"

Great lines said by

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Mr. Anar Gul Khan,

Bus Conductor.

(Now read once again)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

'CHAND' Ne kaha

"Dosti Na kar

Doston ki Bheer Mai kahin Tu kho Jaye ga"

Mene kaha

"Ae CHAND Zamin Pe

Akar Mere

Doston Se Mil

Tu B Upar Jana

Bhul Jayga"

ALLAH mua'af kare

(kitna jhoot bolna parta he tum logo k liye).


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhejne se pehle,

Service center wala call kr k khud puche..?

BosS,

Pakkkaaa ?...

Bhejna hy? ya sending fail kr den.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Five friends lived in a room.

Mad,

Brain,

Fool,

Nobody,

Somebody.

One day Somebody killed Nobody.

At that time Brain was in bathroom.

Mad called police.

Mad:Hello police! Somebody has killed Nobody.

Policeman: R you Mad?

Mad:Yes i m Mad.

Policeman: Don't u have brain?

Mad:Yes actually Brain is in bathroom.

Policeman: You fool?

Mad: No sir i m Mad actually Fool is busy reading sms.


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Love inspires Envy

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Envy endangers Spite

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Spite spawns Fallacies

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Neeche to ayse dekh rhe ho jyse oopr ka sb smajh aa gya ho..!!


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Mr. Jinnah used to speak more in English, so I presume we misunderstood when he said..

.

Calm, Calm and just Calm!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Aik orat bcche se:

So ja DIPLOMA so ja!

Prrosun:

Aap ise DIPLOMA q kehti ho?

Orat:

Meri beti islamabad university se DIPLOMA lene gai thi or ye le i he..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

First girl:

Aaj kal ke larkon ka koi aitbaar nahi, main to ab Vicky ka munh bhi nahi dekhoongi.

Second:

Kyun, kia hua? Tum ney usey kisi aur larki ke saath daikh lia?

First:

Nahi usney mujhey kisi aur larkay ke saath daikh lia hai halankay woh kal keh raha tha ke woh Lahore ja raha hai!

Kamina, Jhoota, dhokay baaz, faraibi, Makkar insan...!


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

It is difficult to understand why GOD creates beautiful women

and

then turns them into neighbour's wives..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 19 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

4 people in car, 2 in the front, one asleep in the back, one curled up in the trunk. Cop comes up behind with siren. They

pull over. Cop walks to drivers window!

DRIVER:

What seems to be the problem, officer?

COP:

No problem! I just wanted to tell you that you are the one hundredth person Ive seen wearing a seat belt today, which means

you have won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition!

DRIVER:

Thats great! What a surprise!

COP:

So, buddy, what are u going to do with ur winnings?

DRIVER:

Well first, I'll get my drivers license and then I'll pay off all those warrants.

RIDER:

Ah, dont believe him! He always talks big when hes drunk!

SLEEPER (waking up) :

Whoa! A cop. Darn it all! I knew we wouldnt get far in a stolen car.

GUY IN TRUNK:

Hey! Amigos! Have we crossed the border yet..??


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Morning SMS

Sleep is a temprory death,

Death is permenant sleep,

Every day is your birthday,

Bcoz you are born after temprory death,

So enjoy everyday as a child..!!

Good Morning!!


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

Woh rootha rootha sa lagta hai,

koi tarkeeb batao mananay ki.

main zindagi girvi rakh sakta hon,

tum tarkeeb batao mananay ki.


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

Koi apna naraz ho to yun na socho k khudi maan jayga Nadan...

Kahin aesa na ho ka koi aur uski udasi ki waja itnay pyar se poochay k wo usi se dil laga bethy.


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Machli jal ki rani hia,

jeewan uska pani hai.

Munni tau purani hia,

Ab tau Sheela ki jawani hai.


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Girl:Book store me sales man se,

kia apke pas ye kitab he:

" Larkiyan zaheen hoti hai "

Salesman:Madam lateefonki kitaben doosri taraf hain


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Community SMS

1 Pathan ki murgi bemar hui

Sardar: Tum iska sadka karlo

To phir

Phir kiya hona tha ,

Pathan ne murgi k lye 1 "Bakra" sadka kar diya


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Student life is so Easy

Just like a walk in a park

And park is like...

Jurassic Park


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Community SMS

Pathan to 2nd Pathan : Yar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri Bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay ....

2nd Pathan: Goli mar da


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Community SMS

Pathan Ka dono kaan jal gaye

Doctor: Tumhare kaan kaisa jalay ???

Pathan:Main kameez istri kar rha tha k itna me phone aagaya ,

Maine ghalti se phone ki jaga istri kaan se laga li

Doctor:Lekin dosra kaan kaisa jala??

Pathan:Acha!Ab hum ambulance k liye phone bhi na karta .....


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Bus eik hi bhool hum sari umer kartay rahay...

Dhool chehray pe thi aur hum aina saaf kartay rahay..


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

Logon ko jis tarha chaho azma lo.

Saanp aur Bichhchhoun se kum na paogay.


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

When flood comes, fishes eat ants,

When flood goes, ants eat fishes.

Time matters..!!


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Zaroorat tod deti hai ghurur o be nyazi ko,

Na hoti koi majboori tau har shaks khuda hota.


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Insan ki badalti ruton ka bus itna sa fasana hai..

Woh pathar ka zamana tha yeh pathar dil ka zamana hai..


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Seekh mojon se ulajh kar jeene ka shaour,

Sirf sahil se lipat jana zindagi nahi hoti..!!


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Insan k kirdar ki do hi manzilen hen,

Dil main utar jana,

Ya phir

Dil se utar jana..!!


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Community SMS

Pathan shiyaon ki majlis main gaya

wahan dekha sab seenay pe hath mar mar kar ro rahay hain

Pathan bola: sath yeh bhi tau bolo

All iz well

All iz well


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Mother's Day SMS

Jo shumar karna chaho MAA ki chahat to samandar kinare ja kar apne donu hathon se ret ko uthalo.

Jitni utha pao woh tumhari, or jo na utha sako woh MAA ki chahat he..!!

(How blessed are those who still have their mothers)


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sidjan (Posted On: 20 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Night SMS

Select any Good Night

1) Good Night

2) Gud Nit

3) Gud 9it

4) Gd 9t

5) G.night

6) G.nit

7) G/N

8) G.9it

Select Karliya??

Ab sojao shabash


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Mother's Day SMS

Maa ki 1 dua zindagi bana degi

Khud royegi magar ap ko hansa degi

Bhol kar bhi maa ko na rolana

Ek choti si baddua pura ARSH hila degi


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Mother's Day SMS

A mother is the truest friend we have,

When trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us

When adversity takes the place of prosperity

When friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us

When trouble thickens around us

Still will she cling to us,

And endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,

and cause peace to return to our hearts

Wishing you happy mother’s day


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Mother's Day SMS

Jis mein Simte sara jahan,

Chhota sa Wo aik lafz hai "MAA"

Is Rishte se sab hain Waqif

Koi na Samjhe kya hai "MAA"

Pyar or Mohabbat kare har Dam

Chahat ka aik Khazana hai "MAA"

Qadmon Tale hai Janat Us ke

Itni Azeem hoti hai "MAA"

Uski Azmat Un se Poocho

Jin ke pas Nahin hai "MAA"

Badal nahin Us ka Duniya Bhar mein

Aik aisa lazawal Rishta hai "MAA"


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Mother's Day SMS

Bhok apni mita k Khilaya ham ko,

Neend apni bhula k sulaya ham ko

Dukh na dai na kabhi us hasti ko,

Zamana jis ko "MAN" keta hay


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Father's Day SMS

Daddy no one can decribe

in words what a father means

Happy fathers day daddy,

And remember i love you


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Father's Day SMS

Youve seen me laugh

Youve seen me cry

And always you were there with me

I may not have always said it

But

thanks and I love you

Happy Fathers Day


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Father's Day SMS

The greatest gift

I ever had

Came from God

I call him Dad!


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Father's Day SMS

It is easier for a father

to have children than

for children to have a real father Im glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Father's Day SMS

Pathan gifted a card to his father on fathers day and wrote a poetry on it

Phool to bohat hain par gulaab jaisa koi nahi

Mere baap to bohat hain per ap jaisa koi nahi


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Father's Day SMS

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology,

The whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons

Happy Father’s Day


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Father's Day SMS

I wish u all the best in life and long life

U r the reason i’m here and everything what i am

Thank you 4 what u done 4 me

Happy father’s day


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Valentines Day SMS

Frndship is a promise spoken by d heart,

it is not given by pledge, it is not written on paper,

it is a promise renewed every time. Happy Valantine's Day


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Valentines Day SMS

You are the only one person I want to be with for the rest of my life and grow old with I love you


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Valentines Day SMS

Kbhi to dil udas hota he

Hlka sa ankhon ko ehsas hota he

chalakte he meri bi ankhon s ansu

jb kise s dur hone ka ehasas hota he

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Valentines Day SMS

We've known each other, For a long long time, But I never really noticed, All the magic in your eyes, I've been around you, A thousand times before, And you've always been a friend to me, But now I'm wanting more....think about it !Happy Valentine's Day


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Valentines Day SMS

LOVERs WEEK 9 Feb - Rose Day 10 Feb - Propose Day 11 Feb - Choclate Day 12 Feb - Kiss Day Teddy Bear Day !13 Feb - Hug Day !14 Feb - Valentines Day HappY ValentineS wEEk


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Anniversary SMS

SHADI nahi aasan bus itna samajh lijie:::

K fenail ki goli hai aur choos k khani hai

Dedicate to all Single person


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Anniversary SMS

Muskarahat ka Koi Mole Nahe Hota,

Kuch rishton ka koi Tole Nahe Hota,

Log to mil Jate hai her Raah per,

Per her koi Aapki tarah Anmol Nahe Hota


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Anniversary SMS

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Anniversary SMS

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime throughHappy anniversary to you my Love


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Anniversary SMS

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Birthday SMS

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY

MOON LIKES THE MONDAY

BUT I LIKES ONEDAY

THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Birthday SMS

Fly in the plane of ambition,

And land on the airport of success,

Luck is yours,

Wish is mine

May ur future

Always shine

With LOTZ LOVE

“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Birthday SMS

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u

This comes with many

Loving thoughts warm wishes

I send 2 u,

May ur day be filled with laughter

On this ur special day may the finest things

In life always come

Ur way happy birthday!


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Birthday SMS

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy

I hope all of your wishes come true

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,

And your birthday be perfect for you!


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Birthday SMS

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day

May God bless you with

Health,

Wealth

--And--

Prosperity in your life

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Birthday SMS

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long

Forget about your past, you can’t change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it

Just think about present, you can handle it

Enjoy presents every moment be happy…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U…!


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Independence Day SMS

"MERE WATAN K UDAAS LOGO,

Na Khud Ko Itna Haqeer Smjo

K Koi Tm Se Hisab Mange,

Khwahishon Ki Kitab Mange

Na Khud Ko Itna Qaleel Smjo,

K Koi Uth Kr Kahe Ye Tm Se

Wafayein Apni Hmein Luta Do,

Watan Ko Apne Hmein Thama Do

Utho Aur Uth Kr Bata Do Unko,

K Hm Hain Ehl-E-Emaan Saray

Na Hm Me Koi Sanam_Kada Hy,

Hmare Dil Me To 1 KHUDA Hy

MERE WATAN K UDAAS LOGO!

Jhuke Saron Ko Utha k Dekho,

Qadm To Aagay Barha k Dekho

Hy 1 Taqat Tmhare Sr Pr,

Karegi Saya Jo Un Saron Pr

Qadm Qadm Pr Jo Sath Degi,

Agr Gire To Snbhal Degi

MERE WATAN K UDAAS LOGO,

UTHO CHALO AUR WATAN SNBHALO!!!"


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Independence Day SMS

Independence a Precious gift of God

May We Always Remain Independent Ameen

A Very Happy Independence Day To You


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Rainy Day SMS

Barisho k maosam me

Badlon kaisay me

Aik gaon ke rah per

Yad he miley they hum

Phir ye hadsah huwa

Asman to tham gia

Laikin apni ankhon se

Tab se le k aaj tak

Barashein barasti hen


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Rainy Day SMS

Rain Iz Not Only Drop Of Water,

It Iz The Love Of Sky for Earth,

"They Never Meet Each Other" but Send love this way, Enjoy The Love Of Nature

Happy Rainy Day


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Rainy Day SMS

Barish ki ye pehli boondain

Kesa jadu kartee hain

Dil say khoon k katray lay kar

Meri ankhain bhartee hain

Barish k is deebachay say

Kitnay manzar khultay hain

Khwab sa Alum, Lehja Madham,

Aankhain Nam Nam, Bheega Mausam,

Pehli barish,pehli khuwahish,

Pehla jazba, pehla waada,

Pehli khushbu, pehla aansoo,

Chup chup rehna

Soch main parna

Jo bhee kehna tashna kehna

Toota fuqra, aadha jumlaa,

Jaltee sansain, thandi aahian,

Bojhal palkain, saahir aankhain

Dhani Jora, sabz dupatta,

Lambay gaisoo, qatil khushboo

Ik pehar main

Ik jag beeta

Main nay tera bazoo thama

Wasal ki is pehlee barish main

Kiya kuch khoya, kiya kuch paya

Barish ki ye pehli boondain

Kesa jadu kartee hain

Dil say khoon k katray lay kar

meri ankhain bhartee hain

Barish k is deebachay say

Kitnay manzar khultay hain


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Rainy Day SMS

In Barishon se teri dosti achi nhi IMRAN,

Kacha tera makan hai kuch to khayal kar


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Exam SMS

Islam is University,

World is class room,

Quran is Sylabus,

Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher,

Allah is the Examiner,

Try to pass the final exam


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Exam SMS

Hum jeete EK bar hai,

Marte EK bar hai,

Pyar EK bar hota hai,

Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai

TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Exam SMS

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,

Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,

to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Exam SMS

A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES STARTED WITH ONLY ONE STEP

GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS AS IT IS THE FIRST STEP OF UR CAREER


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Exam SMS

Har sawal say dut ker larna,

Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,

Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,

aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,

aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Faraz SMS

Hum mitt gae jin ki chahat mai FARAZ !!

Wo baaz nai ate hume aazmane sa !!


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Faraz SMS

Us shaks se faqat itna sa taluk hai Faraz

Wo pareshan ho to mujhe nend nahe ati


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Faraz SMS

Usne Apni Birthday Per Ye Keh Kar Pareshan Kar Diya FARAZ

Gift Mat Lana

Cheeni Ley Aana }}]


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Faraz SMS

Tanhai to hai saathi apni zindagi k her ek pal ki Faraz

Chalo yeh shikwa bhi door huwa k kisi ney saath na diya


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Faraz SMS

Bus yahi aadat uss ki mujha achi lagti ha "Faraz"

Udaas kar ka mujhe khud bhi khush nahi rahta


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Faraz SMS

Torr diye hain main ne ghar k sab hi aainey ,,Faraz

Ishq mein thukrae huay log mujh se ab daikhey nahi jaaty


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Sorry SMS

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,

Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to dijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,

Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Sorry SMS

Bhool se koi bhool hui to

Bhool samajh kar bhool jana

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,

Bhool se bhi hame na bhulana


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Sorry SMS

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho

Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Sorry SMS

MAAFI mangnay ka ye matlab hargiz nahi hota hai

K

Aap Ghalat Ho

Balke

Iska Matlab Hai k

Aap Apne Taaluq ko Apni Anaa se Ziyada Ehmiyat Dete Hain


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Sorry SMS

im sorry baby,, i believe u’ll run & come to me & i’ll open my hand @ hug u i’ll wait for u till end of my life


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Sorry SMS

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near

I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here

I am sorry that cupid has made his hit

I am sorry i love you,

I can’t help it


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Smile SMS

Do you know

What is differance

Between Your Smile and My Smile

You smile when you are happy,

and,

I smile, when I see,you happy!


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Smile SMS

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,

White 2 ur teeth,

Pink colour 2 ur lips,

Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling

Enjoy the colours of life


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Smile SMS

Suna hai keh ap ki 1

smile par Log martay hain,

So keep smilling

To

reduce

Population


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Smile SMS

O0ffoohh!!

Dosti ka sara kaam mujhe he krna parta hai

Love b

Miss b

Care b

Sms b

Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kr do

Ek sweet c smile

De do

Oye,hoyeee

So sweet


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Smile SMS

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? -)

Pagal ey oy


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Moral SMS

Deikh Kesi Qayamat Si Barpa Hui Hy Aashiyanon Pe IQBAL

Jo Lahoo Se Tameeer Huey Thay, Paani Se Behh Ga


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Moral SMS

3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain

1Waalden

2Husn

3Jawani

3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao

1Qadam

2Qasam

3Qalam

3 chizain soch ker karo

1Mohabbat

2Bat

3Faisla

3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien

1Maut

2Waqt

3Umar

3 chizein choti na samjho

1Qarz

2Farz

3Marz

Parho samjho or amal bhi karo


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Moral SMS

"Khubsurat Baat"

*Agar koi aap ko acha lagta hai to,

Acha woh nahi

Achy aap ho

Q k ap us main Achai talash karty ho!


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Moral SMS

Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Moral SMS

Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson,


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Miss You SMS

Never thought

It would be so hard

Staying away from you

I keep thinking of us

Together again !

I MISS YOU !


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Miss You SMS

Ye Udaas Din Ye Udaas Shaam

Kat Ti Nahin, Ab Tum Aa Jao

Mere Aansu Awaaz Dete Hain

Kya Unhe Tum Sun Rahe Ho

Akeli Rahguzar Pe Khadi Hoon

Shayad Tum Yahan Se Guzarjao

Ye Mere Adhure Se Khwaab

Inko Le Ke Main Kahan Jaaon

Meri Zindagi Guzar Gayi Saraab Me

Maine Kya Paya, Tumhi Batao

Khwaab Dhal Gaye Aansu Ban Kar

Bohot Hua Ab Tum Aa Bhi Jaao


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Miss You SMS

Hijar ka tara doob chala Hai dhalny lagihai raat SAIEN

Qatra Qatra Baras Rahi hai Askoon ki barsat SAIEN

Teray baad ye dunya walay Muj Ko pagal kar dain gy

khushbu K dais main mujh ko lechal apny sath SAIEN

Aj tu us ka Chehra bee Badla Badla Lagta hy,

MOsam badla duniya badli badal gaye halat SAIEN

Chhor SAIEN ab us ki yadain tuj ko pagal kar dain ge

Tu qatra ha wo Darya hy dekh apni Auqat SAIEn


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Miss You SMS

Aik aansu toot k gira hai tere liye aaj phir

Kuch yadein toot barsein hein tere liye aaj phir

In aankhon mein basa hai sirf ik tera hi chehra

Tujhe Dua ki soorat KHUDA se manga hai aaj phir

Youn to roz hi yad karta hoon tujhe har pal

Lekin dil ne toot k chaha hai tujhe aaj phir


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Miss You SMS

Kabhi Gungunao to is trha

Mera Dard phir se Ghazal Banay

Kabhi Dil Dukhhoon to is trha

Meri Dharkane bhi laraz uthein

Kabhi Bhool joo to is trah

Na Sanwar sakein

Kabhi yaad Aao to is Trah


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Miss You SMS

Katoon si chubhti hai Tanhai

Angaroon si sulagti hai Tanhai

Koi aa kar hum dono ko hansa de

Main rota hoon rone lagti hai Tanhai

Jab bhi tere Hisar se nikalna chaha

Yaadoon k beej bone lagti hai Tanhai

Raat k kisi hise main yeh bhi Bewafa ho jati hai

Main nahi sota sone lagti hai Tanhai

Tum se judaa ho kar is se hi Dil laga lia hai

Mar sa jata hoon jab khone lagti hai Tanhai


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Broken Heart SMS

Kya hoon main aur kya samajhte hain,

Sab raaz nahi hote batane walay,

Kabhi tanhaiyo mein aakar dekhna,

Kaise rote hai sabko hasane wale


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Broken Heart SMS

Uss say bichar ker faqat itna hua jiya,,,,,,

Uss ka gaya kuch nahi mera raha kuch nahi,,,,,,


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Broken Heart SMS

Hawa k jhonkon ka hisaab kya krna

Jo beet gya ab usay yad krna

Bus yeh soch kr RANI

Apni udaasi se dusron ko udaas kya krna


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Broken Heart SMS

Toot jate hain bikhar jate hain

Kaanch k ghar mein mukaddar apne

Ajnabi to sada payar se milte hain

Bhool jate hain to aksar Apne


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Broken Heart SMS

Peene de saQi abhi raat baQi hai,

Mere hisse ki abhi sharaab baQi hai~~~

Jaana hai sub kuch bhula k mujhe maikhanay,

Peene de abhi dil main kisi ki yaad baQi hai~~~~


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Broken Heart SMS

Mujay rahnay do mai aj b je sakta ho shah

Ishq nakam sahi zindagi nakam nahi


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Love SMS

Hum apne aap par guroor nahi karty

Kisi ko pyar k liye majboor nahi karty

Par ek bar jisko dil de den

Usko marty dum tk dil se door nahi karty


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Love SMS

Though Near The Gates Of Paradise

I Wud Gladely Turn Away

Just To Hear U Say

' I Love You '

SomeTime, SomeWhere, SomeDay


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Love SMS

Dil ne to kaha moor kr dekh loon usko

Magar saamne uski bewafai agayi

Socha ek moka aur dein doon usko

Magar kambakhat hamein mot agayi


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Love SMS

*** Love is like water we can fall in it, ***

*** We can drown in it and we cant live without it ***


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Love SMS

~~~ Tujhe kya sunaon mai dilruba ~~~

~~~ Tere saamne mera haal hai ~~~

~~~ Teri ik nigaah ki baat hai ~~~

~~~ Meri zindagi ka sawal hai ~~~


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

Value of relation is not that

How much you feel happy with some one

But it is that

How much some one feels ALONE without you!


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

The weakest part of a relation, comes

When one of the person

Has to give explination to prove trust!


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

Every night we go to bed,

We have no assurance to get up alive the next morning

But still we have plans for the coming day

thats Hope!!!


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Night SMS

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say GoodNight

Sky so wide,

Stars so bright,

Turn off the lights,

And And And

Say Good Night


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Night SMS

Brilliant words by AQ Khan:"Dream is not that what you see in sleep"

"Dream is the thing which does not allow you to sleep"


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Night SMS

YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR,

Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar,

So Take A Pillow And Soja YAAR…

Gud Nite


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Night SMS

HEllo Moon,

My friend is Going to Sleep

Tell to your Brother sun to raise tomorrow late

Because my friend wants More relax

****Good Night*****


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Morning SMS

Khol aankh, Zamee dekh, Falak dekh, Fiza dekh,,

Us mashrik se ubharte huwe suraj ko zara dekh

~~~Go0D M0rNiNg~~~

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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Morning SMS

Every morning have two choices!

Continue your sleep with Dreaming

Or

Wake up and Chase your Dreams

Choice is yours!

Good Morning


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Morning SMS

Kaash wo Subha neend se jagey to mujh se Larney aaye ghalib! k tum kon hoty ho mery khawabon main aaney waly!

GOOD MORNING


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Morning SMS

Fresh flowers to disturb u r sleep,

Hot coffoo to fold u r bad sheets

Sunrise, birds chill, air

All waiting in u r window to say

GOOD MORNING JEE


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Morning SMS

Attention plzz!

Passengers In Sweet Dreams

Requested To Plz Open Their Sweet Eyes

The Flight Of Night Has Been Landed Into Ä SWÉÉT DÄY

HäPp¥

GööD MöRÑIÑG!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Happy New Year SMS

2011 is coming:

Valentine day

Basant day

23March

14August

Eid l Fitar

Eid l Azha

Friendship day

Mother

Father dada

Dadi Nana

Nani

Childrens day

Happy Birth Day

365 Good Mornings,

After Noons & Nights

roz-roz ka drama nahi hota muj se

Ab pura saal mat kehna k msg nhi kia.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Happy New Year SMS

2011 is coming

Before 2010 ends, let me thank all the good people like U who made my 2010 beautiful.I pray u b blessed with a faithful year ahead.

I wish U a fantastic January

Loveable February

Marvelous March

Foolish April

Enjoyable May

Successful June

Wonderful July

Independent August

Powerful September

Tastiest October

Beautiful November

Happiest December

Have a VICTORIOUS year!

Hope I am the first 1 who wished U for the 12 months of 2011


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Happy New Year SMS

As the Year 2010 Draws To An End, I Want To Thank The Special People, Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made My Life More Meaningful,You are One of them,THANK YOU For ur Contribution To My Life,May ALMIGHTY ALLAH continue To give U and me abundant 2011.AMEEN, al the best love..


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Smile SMS

The only1 person who can ask the women to stop talking & she reply with smile...

Is

photographer...

Strange but true!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Boy in hostel:Yaar Boht bara dhoka ho gaya.

Dost:kya hua?

boy:Main ne Ghar se books k liye paisay mangwaye thy

.

.

.

.

.

unhon ne books hi bhej di


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Community SMS

INDIAN ATHLETE LOST GOLD MEDAL IN THE LONG JUMP

Sardar reads it in newspaper & comments:

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

"Who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping?"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

A boy died and his soul was taken to heaven, angels were shocked to see his heart still beating....

Boy replied : "I might be dead but my lover still lives in my heart."

and thus the boy was sent to

.

.

.

Hell

for Over-Acting


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Wife: I have changed my mind!

Husband: Thanks GOD! Does the new one work..??


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK:

Girl's status:"i m feeling sad".. 952 comments

Boy's status:"i m going to commit suicide".. 2 likes.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Apne Roop Par Itna Guroor Na Kar.

Sab Do Din Ki Masti Hai.

Tera Husn Bhi Tab Tak Salamat Hai!

Jab Tak!

Fair & Lovely

Sasti Hai.


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

One spelling mistake can destroy your life.

A Husband sent this to his wife:

"I'm having a wonderful time I wish you were her. "


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Marriage is like going to

a restaurant your choice

from the menu,

And

then look at neighbourin

table n wish you ordered that


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband

said to you when he woke that morning

Witness: He said,Where am I, Cathy

Lawyer:And why did that upset you

Witness: My name is Susan


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Banta owned a factory

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed

Friend asks: Why this

Banta reply:

Because married men are more obedient


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sidjan (Posted On: 21 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,

than what are made in Hell

Answer: The days after marriage!


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sidjan (Posted On: 22 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever


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sidjan (Posted On: 22 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

WHEN I KISSED YOU FIRST TIME, AND I TOUCHED YOUR HANDS, I FELT TIME WAS VERY FAR AGO AND YOU AND ME WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE ON EARTH

I LOVE YOU


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sidjan (Posted On: 22 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Husband wife are like liver and kidney

Husband is liver wife is

kidney

If liver fails, kidney fails

If kidney fails, liver manages with

other kidney


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 23 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Is Kitab me koi shak nhi, perhezgaron ko rah dikhane wali!

Tafseer:

Quran ki hr bat kisi b Shak o Shube k bagyr durast hy Insan ki likhi hui kisi kitab ko 100% shak se bala tar hi samjha ja sakta Lekin Chunke ye Kitab ALLAH ki hy, JISKA ilm la mehdood hy or 100% yaqini b Is lye isme kisi shak ki gunjysh nhi Quran me jo waqyat byan kye gae hein unki sadaqat me, Jo Ahkam o Masail byan kye gae hein unse Insanyat ki Flah o Nijat wabista one me Or Jo Aqayid byan kye gae hein unke Barhaq hone me koi shak nhi Wase to Quran tamam Insano ki hidayat k lye nazil hua hy Lekin Is Chashma e Fyz se

serab sirf wahi log hon ge, Jo Aab e Hayat k mutlashi

or Khof e ILAHI se sarshar hon ge Or Jin ke dil me marne k bad ALLAH ki bargah me khare ho kr jawab dahi ka ehsas hoga..!!


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 23 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Jo log eman late hein us pr jo Aap pr utara gya Or Jo Aap se pehle utara gya!

Tafseer:

Ub tak ki Insani tehqiqat k mutabiq ALLAH ne kul 104 Kitabein nazil farmai hein Jin me se 100 Sahife(risale)

Or 4 Kitabein hein! Jo kul 8 Ambia o Rasoolon pr nazil huein!

Aik Momin pr ye lazim hy k wo in sub pr eman laey Jubke Quran se pichli kitabon pr eman lane ka matlub ye hy k dil se tasleem krna k ye sub Sachi hein

Chunke wo Makhsoos Waqt or Makhsoos Groh k lye thein nez ub wo dunya me apni asl shakl me b nhi pai jatein is lye unko parhne me gumrahi ka bara ndesha hy Ub Parhna or Amal krna sirf Quran Pak or Sahi Ahadees pr hi kya jae ga Is se ye b maloom hua K Wahi or Risalat ka silsila Aap(SAW) pr khatm kr dya gya hy Warna is pr b eman lane ka zkr ALLAH zarur farmata..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 23 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Husband Wife Chori K Masley Pe Bat Kr Rhe They..

Husband:Jo Shaks Chori Krta Hai Wo Bad Me Pachtata Zaroor Hy...

Wife: Aur Tm Ne Jo Shadi Se Phley Meri Neendein Churai Thi Un K Barey Me Kya Khayal Hy?

Husband: Mai Apna Khayal Phle Hi Zahir Kr Chuka Hun K Jo Chori Krta Hy Wo Pachtata Zaroor Hy


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 23 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Love SMS

Famous writer Ashfaq Ahmed likhte hen

Mera pehla baccha, jo nihayat hi pyara he, meri god(lap) me tha.

Me aik ground me betha tha or mali(gardener) kam kr rha tha. Mali mere pas aaya or kehne lga:

MASHA ALLAH, buhat pyara baccha he. ALLAH iski umr draz kre!

Me ne us se puchha:

Tumhare kitne bacche hen?

Mali kehne lga:

Mere 8 bacche hen!

Jub us ne 8 bacchon ka zikr kya to me ne kaha k ALLAH in subko slamat rakhe, lekin me apni muhabbat ko 8 bacchon me taqseem krne pr taiyar nhi hon!

Ye sun kr mali muskuraya or meri traf chehra kr k kehne lga:

Sahib ji,

.

.

Muhabbat taqseem nhi krte, muhabbat ko zarb dya krte hen..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 23 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Moral SMS

*Worries at the start of the day means u r still alive!!

*Clothes that don't fit mnz u hv a gd appetite

*Tears in ur eyes means there is sombody u care 4.

*The mess to clean after party means u hv frndz around u.

*Roof dt needs fixing means u hv got a house

*Taxes 2 pay means u r not unemployed

*Msg on ur mobile means thr is somebody who remembers u.

Learn to be optimistic in life because everything around u happens for a reason


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 23 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Moral SMS

A Man Asked A Sculptor: How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?

He Replied: Idols & Images Are Already Hidden There....

I Remove Unwanted Stone 0nly....

Moral:

Your HAPPINESS Is HIDDEN Within You, Just Remove Your W0RRIES.

Allah bless u...


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 23 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Moral SMS

*~Deedar ki talab hai to Nazrain jamaaye rakh

GHALiB

Parda ho ya Naqaab Sarakta zaroor hai..!

M0ral: Ghalib bhi theek banda nahi tha


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 23 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

If a diplomat says YES, He means MAYBE If a diplomat says MAYBE, he means NO if a diplomat says NO, he is not a good diplomat.

If a soldier says YES, he means YES If a soldier says NO, he means NO if a soldier says MAYBE, he is not a good soldier.

If a girl says MAYBE, she means YES if a girl says NO, she means MAYBE if a girl says YES, She is not a good girl


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 23 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Balgham ko dhup me sukha kar choti choti golian bana k chabaya jae to ding dong bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati he

Zubaida Aapa K Tasty totkey


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 23 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Morning SMS

R U Waiting 4 My morning wish?

.-*-. ( '.' )

=(,,)=(,,)=

Shoo Shweet

Don't Worry

How Can I Forget U?

HERE Comes My Wish

=*=*GOOD*=*=

"=*MORNING*="


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 23 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Agr ap chaaey banatay waqt chaaey ki patti k sath thora sa tambaco Bhi dal deyn to chaaey k bad gutkey ki talab nahi hogi.

(zubaida aapa k charsily totke)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Happy New Year SMS

Tamam sbuto 0r gwaho ko

maddenzar rakhte hue

AP ko dafaa 01/01/2011 k tehat

Happy NEW YEAR

kehte hue zindgi bhar khush rehne ki Dua di jati hai..


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Independence Day SMS

14 agust 1947 bi ramzan ma aya tha us waqt ek qoum ko ek mulak ki zarort thi

or

14 agust 2010 ma bi ramzan ha or ab ek mulak ko ek qoum ki zarort ha.

Think about it.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Independence Day SMS

Mard, aurat aur khusray mein koi faraq nhi Faraazzz....

Kiun k

Is parcham kay saye talay hum aik hain hum aik hain...!

"Advance 14 August Mubarik".


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Independence Day SMS

Germi,

Mehangai,

Gurbat,

Bomb Blast,

load sheding,

Or

Terrorist Activties,

Se Bach Jane Wale Tamam

BACHAY-KUCHAY PAKISTANIYON K0

Advance 14th Aug Mubarak..:-


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Independence Day SMS

¡=--.._..-=-._.

¡ ! (*

¡=--!._..-=-._

¡

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Ye watan humara hy tum ho khamkha is me..

Advance

14 AUGUST MUBARAK!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Independence Day SMS

QAiD-E-AZAM k 5 NUQAAT:

1. "Awam ki traqqi ki buniyad SMS pe rakhi jaye"

2. "Call kro! is se mohabbat barhti hai"

3. "Jis ne PKG nhi krwaya wo hm me se nahi"

4. "Jis larki ny apny frnd k sath mery mazar par DATE na mari wo beWAFA hy"

5. "Jis ne sms ka reply na kiya, usko Bangaali samjha jaye"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Happy New Year SMS

"LOVE CALENDER

Of boyz-2011"

JAN-rose

FEB-propose

MARCH-Gift

APRIL-Lift

MAY-Chatting

JUN-dating

JUL-Ms U

AUG-luv u

SEP-larai

OCT-Judai

NOV-Rest

Dec-next..


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sidjan (Posted On: 29 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

jab sheeshay kay bartan toot jain tau awaz ati hai "CHUNNN"

jab bachon kay baloon phoot jain tau awaz ati hai "PATAAKH"

jab pani kay bubbles phoot jain tau awaz ati hai "PATUKK"

aur jab muqadar phoot jai tau awaz ati hai

"QABOOL HAI"

"QABOOL HAI"

"QABOOL HAI"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 29 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Happy New Year SMS

As the year coms 2 an end, I hve some special advice 4u

Pls tke special care of urself & avoid injuries bc

spare parts of old modls r no longer easily availble


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sidjan (Posted On: 30 Dec, 2010)
Posted In: Good Morning SMS

A nice person will always be in memory

A better person will always be in dream

But a sincere person like you will always be in heart.

Good Morning. Have a nice day...


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adn (Posted On: 03 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Insan bara nashukra hai

haqeeqat ye ha ke insan apne rab ka bara nashukra hai or is ko khud bhe is ki khabar hai or wo maal or dolat ki mohabad main bohot bure tarhaan mubtila hai to kia is ko wo waqt maloom nahin jab kabron main jo kuch madfoon hai isee nikaal lia jee ga or seenon main jo kuch makhfi hai ise zahir kar dia jaae ga be shak in ka rab is roz in ke haal se poori tarhaan aagha hoga


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Khan (Posted On: 03 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Girl: Mjhe muaf krdain mene ap se chupaya tha k meri mangni ho chuki hai.

Boy: aray koi baat nhe chalo ma tumhy apni BV Bachon sy milwata hun......


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SAAD (Posted On: 03 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Ulfat k nasheman ko khud aag laga bethe,

Gulshan ki tawaqqo me,Hum gul bhi ganwa bethe,

Hum dard k maro ka dastoor nirala he,

Manga jo kisi ne dil, Hum jan bhi luta bethe,

Dushman k irado ka ab khof nahi hum ko,

Apno ki inayat se jab ghar hi jala bethe.....

SAHIL


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SAAD (Posted On: 03 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Good Morning SMS

Life is like a NOVEL and everyday is a new page

So...

If a page is sad next will be Happy...

So Don't worry.Just Turn the page and enjoy LIFE...

Good Morning


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adn (Posted On: 04 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Mall o dolat kabil-e-fakhar nahin hai

tum logon ko ziada se ziada or aik dosre se barh kar dunya hasil karne ki dhun ne (aakhrat se) ghaflat main daal rakha hai.

yahan tak ke ise fikar main tum kabrustanon tak pohanch jaate ho (halake ye maal or dolat kabil-e-fakhar ) hargiz nahin tum

ko bohot jald maloom ho jaae ga phir (sum lo ke ye cheezain kabil-e-fakhar ) har giz nahin tum ko bohot jald maloom ho jaae ga.


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SAAD (Posted On: 04 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Jab meri koi call na aye

jab meri koi misscall b na aay or

jab msg b na aay

tou

samaj lena k

PRINCE MOOD ME NAHI HAIN..


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sidjan (Posted On: 04 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

Memon: yeh kela kitnay ka hai??

Kelay wala: 1 rupee

Memon: 60 paisay main dega??

Kelay wala: 60 paisay main sirf chilka milayga

Memon: yeh le 40 paisay chilka tu rakhlay kela deday


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usma ali (Posted On: 04 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Mother's Day SMS

A little boy and his mother were crossing a bridge.

Mother said: plz hold my hand.

Son: No mom, you hold my hand.

Mother: Whats the difference.

Son: If i hold your hand, may be i left your hand in some trouble but if you hold my hand, I m sure that you will never leave my hand.

May Allah protect our parents. Ameen..


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usma ali (Posted On: 04 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

There is always a little TRUTH behind JUST KIDDING.

A little EMOTION behind I DONT CARE.

A little PAIN behind ITS OK.

A little NEED behind LEAVE ME ALONE.

A deep THOUGHT behind I DONT KNOW.

A lot of WORDS behind THE SILENCE.

So try to understand the FEELINGS, not the WORDS only.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 04 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

"Breaking News"

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Taweel Intizaar kay baad, aakhir Qoum kay samne is Haqeeqat ka Raaz khul hi gaya...!

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Pepsi walo ko 5 Rupay kam karnay ka Totka

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"ZUBAIDA AAPA" nay deya tha!

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- Wlikileaks


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 04 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

One of the best message i have ever received...

"Life me itni galtiyan na karo k pencil se pehle rubber Khatm ho jaye"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 04 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Mana Abi Nai Howe Hum Tere Piyar K Qabil,

Apna Na Sahi,

begana Smjh Kar Haal Poch Lia Kar..


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adn (Posted On: 05 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

nematon ki pooch gach

har giz nahin, agar tum yaqeeni tor per (is ravish ke anjam ko) jaan lete (to tumhara ye tarze amal na hota)

tum yaqeenan dozakh dekh kar raho ge phir (sun lo) tum bilkul yaqeen ke sath ise dekh lo ge phir zaroor is roz tum sab se namaton ki pooch gach hogi


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Ahsn (Posted On: 05 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Kisi aurat ko marnay ka asaan tarika:

Usay ek qeemti libas pehna k, behtareen jewelry aur cosmetics day kr ek room mai lock kr dain jaha aaina na ho..!!!

tarap tarap k is hasrat se mar jaegee k mai kesi lg rahi hoon!!

ZUBAIDA AAPA K QATIL TOTKAY!!!!


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usma ali (Posted On: 05 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Agar aap kay bachay zyada mitti khatay hain tau..

unhain thoda sa cement bhi khila dain buniaad pakki hogi

Zubaida apa kay bunyadi totkay...


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usma ali (Posted On: 05 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Pilot to control tower:

this is IX327, I m 300 miles from land, 600 feet above water with no fuel, awaiting instructions

Control tower:

Contact Zubaida apa over..


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usma ali (Posted On: 05 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Eik wakeel kay betay ko uski maa ne thappar mara,

Beta baap kay pas gay aur kaha Ammi ne mujhe bilawaja mara,

Baap ne usay eik aur thappar mara aur kha kay wakeel kay betay hokar tumhay itna bhi nahi pata kay supreme court kay khilaaf apeal hight court main nahi hoti


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Sana (Posted On: 05 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Agar koi Apko sms ya miscalls de kar tang kar raha hai to uska number Facebook per larki kay naam se likh dain aur maza dekhain...

Zubaida Apa kay chichoray totke...


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Sana (Posted On: 05 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Aur ab lollywood pesh karta hia aik aur new movie. Guess what???

I name is a MEERA and i am Sapeak Anglish!


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Sana (Posted On: 05 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Mai to logon ka bhala karti thi log tau meri jaan k dushman ho gaye..

Kamenu ne munni ko chora mere pechay hogaye

Zubaikda aapa interview dety hoye ro parien...


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adn (Posted On: 06 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Insan bare khasare main hai

Kasam hai zamane ki insan darhakeqat bare khasare main hai magar wo log nahin jo eeman laae or naik aamal karte

rahe or aik dosre ko haq (per qaaim rehne) ki naseehat or sabar ki talqeen (or taaeed) karte rahe


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Happy New Year SMS

Aey nae sal bta tujh me nya kya he?

Hr traf khalq ne q shor mcha rkha he?

Roshni din ki wohi, taron bhri rat wohi,

Aaj bhi hum ko nzar aati he hr bat wohi!

Aasman badla he na badli ye afsurda zmeen,

Aik hindse ka bdalna koi jiddat to nhi!

Agle brson ki trha hon ge qareene tere,

Kise maloom nhi 12 mahine tere!

Be sbub dete hen q log mubarak baden,

Sub kya bhool gae wqt ki karrwi yaden?

Tu nya he to dikha subha nai, sham nai,

Wrna in aankhon ne dekhe hen nae sal kai..!!


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adn (Posted On: 07 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

bare tabahi hai is shaks ke liye jo (peeth peeche) aaib nikalne wala ho or (moon dar moon) taana dene

wala ho jo (hirs ke mare) maal jama karta rehta ho or ise bar bar ginta rehta ho wo ye samajh raha ha

ke is ka maal hamesha is ke paas rahe ga har giz nahin wo shaks zaroor aise aag main dala jaae ga jis

main jo kuch pare wo is ko tor phor de.


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usma ali (Posted On: 07 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Eik daaku bank main loot maar kar raha tha us ne eik aadmi se poocha kya tum ne mujhe bank loottay hoye dekha??

Aadmi: han dekha

Daaku: dhuzzzz maar diya, us ne doosray aadmi se poocha kya tu ne mujhe loot maar kartay hoye dekha??

Doosra Aadmi: Nahi main ne nahi dekha laikin

Meri Biwi ne dekha hai


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usma ali (Posted On: 07 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

Kisi insaan ki khoobi ko dekho tau ussay bayan karo!!

Laiking agar khaami miljay tau yahan tumhari khoobi ka imtihaan hai!!


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usma ali (Posted On: 07 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Agar teen din tak subha neend se jaag kar kanga na kya jay to

Hair Style

Veena Malik jaisa hojata hai..

Zubaida Apa kay stylish totkey


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usma ali (Posted On: 07 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Likhnay baithay thay tareef-e-Muhammad(S.A.W.W),

Alfaaz khatam hogae tareef shuru honay se pehlay..


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usma ali (Posted On: 07 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Din main 5 time namaz parhna apni adat bana lo,

sirf yeh soch kar kay kya pata yeh azaan tum akhri baar sun rahay ho,

kya pata tumhra Rab tumhay akhri baar pukaar raha ho.


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usma ali (Posted On: 07 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Mother's Day SMS

Normal Human body can bear only upto 45 del(unit) of pain. But at the time of giving birth, a woman feels upto 57 del of pain. This is similar to 20 bones getting fractured at a time.

Love Your Mom!!


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Sana (Posted On: 07 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Shab e Barat SMS

Agar ALLAH tumhari duain poori kar raha hai to woh tumhara "yaqeen" barha raha hai

Agar duain poori karne main dair kar raha hai to tumhara "sabr" barha raha hai

!! Shab-e-Barat Mubarak !!


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Sana (Posted On: 07 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Shab e Barat SMS

Aaj Raat Shab-e-Raat he, Hamara nama-e-Amaal tabdeel hone wale hen, Yaani Hamari zindagi ki 1 or kitaab band hone wali he, Main nahi chahta k meri kitaab Aap se MAAFI mangne se pehle band ho jay, Ager mujh se koi ghalti ho gai ho, to Plz dil se maaf kr dena


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Sana (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Good Luck SMS

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!

But every sunrise give us,

one day more to hope!

So, hope for the best

Good Day Good Luck!


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Sana (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Good Luck SMS

TREE LEAVES NOT LOOK GREEN FOREVER

ROSES NOT LOOK FRESH FOREVER

BUT I PRAY FROM ALLAH

THAT SMILE ON UR LIPS STAY FOR EVER

AMMEN


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Sana (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Good Luck SMS

May God stay with u this day

Give u peace of mind

May God give u a happy heart

His love all the time Good luck


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Sana (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Good Luck SMS

Islam is University,

World is class room,

Quran is Sylabus,

Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher,

Allah is the Examiner,

Try to pass the final exam

Good Luck


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usma ali (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS

Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,

Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,

Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,

Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge


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usma ali (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS

Dair se anay per aur apnay mian ko saath na lanay per bibi salman taseer per baras pareen..


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usma ali (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS

A Thermometer is Not tHE ONLY tHING tHAT gETS a "DEGREE" without Having a BRAIN!!

(A TRIBUTE to Pakistani Politicians)


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usma ali (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS

Teacher Pathan Sy:

Qatil kisay kehtay hain

Pathan:

Pata nahi

Teacher:

Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay

Pathan:

"ZARDARI"


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usma ali (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS

mein shohrat ka talib naheen,

mein protocole ka talib naheen,

mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,

mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,

"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha


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usma ali (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Best Wishes / Dua SMS

Ankhon Mein Khushi Labon Par Hasi,

Gham Ka Kahiin Name Na Ho,

Aap Ko Jahan Ki Sari Khushiyan Mile

In Khushiyon Ki Kabhi Shaam Na Ho


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usma ali (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Best Wishes / Dua SMS

DIL ki dharkan dil k sath hoti he

Ap ki yad hmare pas hoti he

Ap ko maloom ho na ho,,

Hmari dua ap k sath hoti he


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usma ali (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Best Wishes / Dua SMS

Care for the one who shares with u,

share with the one who knows u,

know the one who MISSES u,

MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u,

Wish u all the Best


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usma ali (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Best Wishes / Dua SMS

I Wish 4 " U "

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

Great fun 4 Sunday

"Have a beautiful and smart week"


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usma ali (Posted On: 08 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

When u face problems in life, don t ask GOD to take them away Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!


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adn (Posted On: 09 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Haathi walon ka anjaam

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

kia (aap P.B.U.H) ko maloom nahin ke aap (P.B.U.H) ke rab ne haathi walon ke sath kia mamla kia

kia is ne in ki tadbeer ko (jo takhreeb kaaba ke bare main thi) neest o naabod nahin kar dia? or in

per parindon ke jhund ke jhund bhaij diye jo in per ki pthryaan phekte the phir Allah ne in ko

(janwaron ke) khaae hue bhoose ki tarhaan (paamal) kar dia


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adn (Posted On: 10 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

aakhrat ko jhutlaane wala shaks

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayaat rehmam wala hai

kia aap (P.B.U.H) ne is shaks ko dekha hai jo aakhrat ki jaza or saza ko jhutlaata hai to ye wohi hai jo

yateem ko dhake deta hai or miskeen (O mohtaj) ko khana dene ke liye (dosron ko bhi) targeeb nahin deta

phir bare tabahi hai in namaz parhne walon ke liye jo apni namaz main ghaflat barate hain or jo aise hain

(ke jab namaz parhte hain to) reaakari karte hain or roz marah ke istemaal ki (mamooli) cheezain mangne per bhi (logon ko aarzi tor per) nahin dete


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 10 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Boy: How many apples can u eat in empty stomach.

Girls: 4 apples

Boy: You can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple than your stomach is not empty

Girl: Super joke i'll tell my friends..

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(girl to his friend)

Girl: How many apples can u eat in empty stomach

Friend: 6 apples

Girl: Hat yaar..!! Agar 4 bolti to ek mast joke sunati...


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 10 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

insan bhi ajeeb hai:

Dolat kamaanay k liye apni sehat kho deta hay ....

or phr sehat ko waapis paanay k liye apni dolat khota hai!

Mustaqbil ka soch soch kr apna "haal" zaaya krta hai

phr mustaqbil mein apna "maazi" yaad kr k rota hai.

Jeeta aisay hai jese kabhi marna hi nahi hay

or marta ese hai jese kabhi jiya hi nahi


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 10 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Dosto kiya aap mere messeges se tang hotey hain????

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To beshak hotay rahein

QK mujhe to apna package poora karna hai na yar.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 10 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

1. Once, all villagers decided 2 pray 4 rain, on the day of prayer all people gatherd and only 1 boy came with an umbrella.

THATS FAITH.

2. Example of the feeling of a 1 year old baby. When u throw him in the air, he laughs bcz he knows u wil catch him.

THATS TRUST.

3. Every night we go 2 bed, we hv no assurance 2 wake up alive the next morning but still we hv plans 4 tomorrow.

THATS HOPE...

so never loose ur faith, trust & hope

in ALLAH...

"ALLAH IS THE GREATEST of ALL"


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adn (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

NAMAZ OR QURBANI

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

beshak hum ne aap (P.B.U.H) ko kosar ataa ki hai pas aap (P.B.U.H) apne parwardigaar ke leye namaz parha kijiye

Qurbani kijiye yaqeenan app (P.B.U.H) ka dushman be neeshan ho kar hi rahe ga.


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usajan (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Tooth paste karnay kay baad uski THOOK eik plate main jama karkay dhoop main sukha lain to dentonic powder bun jata hay.

Zubeida Apa kay aakh thoo totkay


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usajan (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Good Night SMS

Humaray jagne se tang ho to lo sojate hein

Ae Dost....

Ab agar kal aankh na khule tau mujhe maaf kardena..

Gud Nite


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usajan (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Ye magic winters me karne ka hai.

1 glass main thanda pani lain

or

usy apnay qareeb baithay shaks pe dal den

woh thanda pani usay garam kardega

or

woh uth kar aap ko thanda kardega

Zubaida Apa kay thanda garam totke..


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usajan (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

"Female" main "male" ata hay,

"She" main "he" ata hay,

"Women" main "men" ata hay,

Mardon ki purani adat hai,

Aurton main ghusney ki...


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usajan (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

Always take "Extra Care" of three things in ur LIFE.

1) Trust

2) Promise

3) Relationships

Becoz they dont make noise when they break.


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usajan (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Movies SMS

Aaj Katrina Kaif ki birthday hia.

Jo ye msg 9 logo ko send karayga us kay khuwaab main Katrina Kaif aygi.

1 larke ne jhut samjh k delete kar diya us kay khuwaab main Zubaida Apa agai.


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usajan (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Movies SMS

DAGA RORA PISTA DMA KHAIR LAKAL SHEELA PUI PUI ZAMA JANAN..

Samajh ai??

Pathan pooch raha hai ke "SHEELA" ka koi Bhai bhi Jawan hua hai kya???


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usajan (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Agar sabun pe plastic charha dia jaye or phr istemal kya jaye to sabun kabi nhi golay ga....

Nichy kia dekh rahay ho

Zubaida Apa hi hai yaar....


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usma ali (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS

Waaldain se barh kar is duniya main koi nahi hai...

So

jaldi se shadi kar k waldain ban jayen..

Rishta wahee

Soch nayi


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usma ali (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Daga roro pista dma khair kaka pui pui o kocha dagham nara ara walah pharan gharan pukh wikhe io io..

Zubaida apa k totkay now available in Pashto..


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usma ali (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

1 Doctor Memon kay peechay bhaag raha tha

Logon ne poocha kya hua

Doctor: 4 baar aisa hoa hai sala dimag ka operation karwanay ata hia aur baal katwa kar bhaaag jata hai ...


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usma ali (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Boy: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Girls: 4 apples..

Boy: you can eat only 1 apple bcoz when you eat 2nd apple then your stomach is not empty

Girl: Super joke i'll tell my friends..

(girl to his friend)

Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Friend: 6 apples.

Girl: Hat yaar..!! agar 4 bolti tau eik mast joke sunati..


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usma ali (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

Malkin: kya hua tum 3 din kaam pe q nai aayi?

Kamwali: baji maine facebook per status update kar tau diya tha kay main gaaon ja rahi hon!!


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usma ali (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

2 larkiyan bus main seat kay liye lar rahi thi kay pehlay woh ai hai,

Eik larka kafi dair se dekh raha tha tau kehna laga kyun lar rahi ho? is ka hul main tum ko batata hon. Tum main se jo umer main bari hai woh baith jaye.

Dono girls eik dusry se boli

"Baje aap baith jain."


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usma ali (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

India: Hum ne apni beauty queen Sania Mirza tumharay shoaib ko di..

ab tum hamaray salman khan kay liye kya dogay??

Pakistani: Zubaida Apa


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sher (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

2 dost ne sher ko dekha..

tau eik darakh per charh gaya aur doosra zameen per lait gaya aur saans rok li..

Sher kareeb aya aur bola

"Na puttar na, yeh topi bhalo ko dena."


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sher (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS

Yeh message itna for karain kay Zardari kay security guard tak pahaunch jaye...

Teri meharbani kuch kar yaar!!


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sher (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

Pathan: aaj meray parosi ka bacha gum hogaya, main ne mashwara diya tau buhut maar pari.

Friend: tum ne kya kaha tha?

Pathan: Main ne kaha Google per search karlo...


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sher (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

Sardi se bachnay ka tareeqa...

Agar pata chalay tau mujhe bhi batana qasam se buhut sardi hai ....


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sher (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Shadi kay baad pehli raat dulha kamray main atay hoye chair se takra kar gir gaya

Dulhan ghabratay hoye aray Shahzad bhai aram se..

Moral

Aur karo khandaan main shadi...


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sher (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Jo log garam pani main dada bhai cement daal kar nahatay hain woh kabhi toot kar bikhara nahi kartay

Zubaida apa kay mazbooti walay totkay


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sher (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Mian aur biwi talaaq kay liye court gaye..

Judge bola apna saman adha adha taqseem karo..

Tamam samaan taqseem hoa jab bachon ki bari ayi tau woh teen thay.

Judge pareshan kay ab kya kiya jaye...

Itnay main biwi apnay mian se boli

Chalo ghar chaltay hain aglay saal ajaingay


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sher (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

Kya aap jantay hain kay duniya ka pehla traffic signal kahan lagaya gaya tha???

Road pe..

Jano aur jantay raho..


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Sana (Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Commercial SMS

Yeh msg itna forward karain kay meray betay tak pahaunch jaye....

Beta pepsi main jo 5 rupay bachay uski eik gold leaf aur eik chaliya lekar ana....


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adn (Posted On: 13 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah Toba Qabool karne wala hai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

jab Allah ki madad aa jaae or fatah naseeb ho jaae or App (P.B.U.H) dekh lain ke log

jok dar jok Allah ke deen main dakhil ho rahe hain to App (P.B.U.H) apne rab ki hamd-o-sana

ke sath is ki tasbih kijiye or is se maghfirat ki dua mangiye beshak wo bara toba qabool karne wala hai.


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zeeshan1 (Posted On: 13 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

3 pathan picnic par gay vahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhul gay...

Decide kiya k sb se chota pathan ja ke pepsi le aye,

Chota pathan }}} main is shart per jata hon k tm meray ane tk samosey nahi khao ge.

dono ne kaha k thek hai 6 ghantay guzr gay pathan nai aya phir pura din guzar raat ho gai dono ne soca k ab samosey kha leny chahiye...Jesy hi smosa uthaya chota pathan drakht ke pechy se nikal k bola ......

Yar agar aisa karo gai to main nahi jao samjhe,,,,


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adn (Posted On: 14 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

Buraai karne wale ki barbadi

toot gay abulahab ke hath or wo barbad ho gaya is ka maal jo kuch is ne kamaya wo is ke kisi kaam

na aaya wo unkareeb aik sakht bharkti hui aag main dala jaae ga or is ki bevi bhi jo eendhan

sar per uthaae phirti hai is ki gardan main aik rassi hogi khoob mazboot bati hui.


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SALU (Posted On: 14 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Good Morning SMS

Maa bety se: Uth ja kambakht, daikh soraj kab ka nikal aya he . . .

Beta: Tu kia huwa amma wo sota bhi to mujhse phle hai

Good morning


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yasin qasim (Posted On: 14 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Agar RIZQ aqal or danishwari se milta to janwer or bewaqoof bhookey mar jate insan ki tamam preshaniyo ki waja muqaddar se zyada chahna or qana,at pasandi ki kami hai duniya naseeb se milti hai or akhirat mehnat se.lekin log mehnat dunya k liye or akhirat ko naseeb per chor dete hai.


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adn (Posted On: 17 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Waswasa or shetaan

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

Aap (P.B.U.H) keh dijiye ke main panha mangta hoon insaanon ke rab ki insaanon ke badshah ki

insaanon ke haqeeqi maabood ki us waswasa dalne wale (shetaan) ke shar se jo (waswasaa dalne keliye)

bar bar plat kar aata hai (wohi hai) jo logon ke dilon main waswase dalta hai khua wo jinon main se ho

ya insaanon main se.


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adn (Posted On: 18 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

tamam tareefain Allah ke liye

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

Tamam tareefain Allah ke liye hain jo tamam kaaynaat ka rab hai wo rehman or raheem hai

roze jaza ka malik hai ham tere hi eebadat karte hain or tujhi se madad mangte hain hamain

seedha raasta dekha un logon ka raasta jin per tu ne eenam farmaaya na ke un ka raasta jo

gumrah huee or un per tera ghazab hua


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SALU (Posted On: 18 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Boy : I love you and I want to marry you. . .

Girl : Apni shakal dekhi hai . . .

Boy : Dekhi hai jab hi to tumhare paas aaya hun warna Katrina Kaif k pass na chala jata. . .


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SALU (Posted On: 18 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Girl : Mjhe muaf karden. Mene ap se chupaya tha ke meri mangni ho chuki hai. . .

Boy : Aray koi baat nahi. Chalo aaj me tumhen apne biwi bachon se milwata hum . .


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Mohammad Ali Ansari (Posted On: 18 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Bivi ney Shohar se Kaha k Apni Maa (Mother) ka kaleja Nikal kar lao aur mery hath me do ge to phir meray pass aana, warna mujhey shikal mat dikhan. Shohar ney dill me socha k es dafa bivi ki khuwahish puri kar deta hun, roz roz k jhagrey se bach jaon. Us ne Apni Maa (Mother) ko Qatal kar k us ka jigar nikal kar bivi ko deney k liya chal para, Achanak thokar lagi woh girtey girtey bach, usi waqat us ki mutti mey jigar se aawaz aai, " MERY BETY CHOT TO NAHI LAGI......). Wo Usi waqat bohat roya aur chila chila kar kaha k meri Maa (Mother) ko es halat me bhi meri chot ki fikar hay jab k main ney es ka kaam tamam kar diya sirf aik Bivi ko khoosh karney k liye, Lakin Ab kiya phitana. Please Aap Logon me se aghar aap ki Maa (Mother) Zinda He to Us ki Jitny Khidmat kar saktey Ho karo, Kiyoon K Ham Apni Maa (Mother) Ki Brabery Kabhi Bhi Nahi kar saktey jo Us ne Hamarey sath Ki he. Esi Liya ALLAH Ney Maa (Mother) K Qadmo Taley Janat Kaha Hey). ALLAH Ham Sab Ko Naik Kam kaney Ki Aur Apney Maa Baap Ki Khidmat karney Ki Toufiq Dey. (AAMIN)


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adn (Posted On: 19 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ki kitaab

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

ye (Quran Majeed) Allah ki kitaab hai is main koi shak o shuba nahin. (Quran Majeed) hidayat hai un perhaizgar logon ke liye

jo gheb per eeman laate hain namaaz ki pabandi karte hain jo rizk hum ne un ko dia hai is main se (Allah ki raah main) kharch karte

hain


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adn (Posted On: 20 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Kaamyab log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

jo kitaab (Quran majeed) aap (P.B.U.H) per naazil ki gai hai or jo kitaabain aap (P.B.U.H) se pehle naazil ki gain thin

(ye log) in sab per eeman laate hain , or aakhrat per poora yaqeen rakhte hain yehi log apne rab ki taraf se seedhe raaste

per hain or yehi kaamyab log hain.


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adn (Posted On: 21 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Bara aazam

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

be shak jin logon ne inkaar kar dia un ke liye barabar hai khua aap (P.B.U.H) unhain daraain ya na daraain wo eeman nahin laain ge Allah

ne un ke dilon per or kaanon per mohar laga di hai or un ki aankhon per parda para hua hai or un ke liye bara aazab hai.


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QADRI (Posted On: 21 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

juma k roz 100 bar DAROOD pak parhne wale ki 100 hajten puri hoti hai.... 30 dunia ki aur 70 akhirat ki


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adn (Posted On: 22 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Baaz log kehte hain ke hum Allah per or aakhrat ke din per eeman laae hain halake darhaqeeqat ye

Eeman nahin laae wo Allah ko or eeman lane walon ko dhoka de rahe hain magar darasal wo apne

Aap hi ko dhoka de rahe hain or inhain is ka shaoor nahin hai un ke dilon main aik bemaari hai

Jise Allah ne or ziada barha dia or in keliye dardnaak azab hai is liye ke wo jhoot bolte hain


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adn (Posted On: 23 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Bewakoof log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

Jab in logon se kaha jaata hai ke zameen main fasaad mat phelaao to kehte hain ke hum to islah kar rahe hain khabardar haqeeqat main yehi log fasad karne wale hain magar inhain is ka shaoor nahin hai or jab in se kaha jaata hai ke tum bhi eeman laao jis tarhaan dosre log eeman laae hain to kehte hain kia hum aesa eman lain jesa ke ye bawaqoof laae hain khabardar haqeeqat main ye khud bewakoof hain magar ye jante nahin hain


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adn (Posted On: 24 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Munafkeen ki sarkashi

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

jab ye (munafkeen) ehle eman se milte hain to kehte hain ke hum to eman le aaye or jab ye tanha apne

shetanon se milte hain to kehte hain ke asal main to hum tumhare sath hain or in logon se mehaz mazak

kar rahe hain. Allah in (munafkeen) se mazak kar raha hai or in ki rasi daraz kiye jaata hai or ye apni

sarkashi main andhon ki tarhaan bhatakte chale jaate hain


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adn (Posted On: 25 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Gumrah Log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

ye (munafik) log hain jinhon ne hidayat ke badle gumrahi kharid li hai magar ye soda in ke liye nafa baksh nahin hai

or ye hargiz sahi raaste per nahin hain in ki misaal aise hai jese aik shaks ne (andheri raat main) aag roshan ki or jab

is ke aas paas cheezain roshan ho gain to Allah ne is ka noor bisaarat salab kar lia or inhain is haal main chor dia ke

andhere main inhain kuch nazar nahin aata ye behre hain goonge hain andhe hain ye ab nahin paltain ge


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adn (Posted On: 26 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Rab ki eebadat karo

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

aye logo tum apne rab ki eebadat karo jis ne tum ko or tum se pehle walon ko peda kia ta ke tum mutaqi (or parhezgar)

ban jaao wo (Allah) hi to hai jis ne tumhare liye zameen ko farash or aasman ko chat banaya ooper se paani barsaaya

or is ke zarye har tarhaan ki pedawar nikaal kar tumhare liye rizk peda kia bas tum Allah ke siva kisi ko hamsar na bano

or tum jante (boojhte bhi aisa karte) ho


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adn (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Daro Aag se

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

Agar tum is kitaab (Quran Majeed) main shak karte ho jo hum ne apne bande (hazrat mohammad P.B.U.H) per utaari hai to tum

aise hi aik soorat bana laao or apne saare himayation ko bula laao aik Allah ko chor kar baki jis jis ki chaho madad le lo agar tum sache ho to ye kaam kar ke dekhao lekin agar tum ne aisa na kia or yaqeenan kabhi nahin kar sakte to daro us aag se jis ka eedhan aadmi or pathar banain ge jo kafiron ke liye tayaar hai


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

How do i react when i see someone ?

I stare and stare and stare & I smile & smile & when i get tired,

i put the mirror down!: -)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

Host: Lassi tusi pinday Ni,Cha Asi Plani Ni,Roti da Time Ni,Bottle da Mosam Ni,Hun daso,ki kariey?

Guest: Fir 30Rupay da Easy Load kra deyo...


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Why is a teacher's status greater as compared to a mother

Because a mother can put only one child to sleep

But lecture can put the whole class to sleep..


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Beggar: Give me food.

Man: I'll take U 2 bar.

Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food. Man: I'll give U cigarettes

Beggar: I don't smoke, Give me food.

Man: I'll take U to race.

Beggar: I don't gamble, Give me food.

Man: I'll get U a call girl.

Beggar: I only sleep with my wife, Give me food.

Man: I'll give U food but first U have to come to my house.

Begger: why?

Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don't DRINK, SMOKE, GAMBLE & only SLEEP WID THEIR OWN WIVES.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS

A young pakistani man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love& tat he s goin to get married.

He say's "Ma, im goin to bring over 3 women & u try & guess which1 im going to marry".

D next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into d house & sits thm down on d couch & thy chat 4a while.

Later , he says, " ok Ma, guess which 1 im goin to marry."

She immediately replies, " the one on d right."

"Tats amazing, Ma. U R right. How did u knw?"

The Pakistani mother replies,

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,

,

.

,

.

.

.

" I dont like her"!!!! ...


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

Boy reached home late.

His father- "kaha tha tu?"

Son- "Frnd ke gher tha."

Father called his 10 frnds.

4 ansrd:

"G uncle, yahi par tha"

3 ansrd:

"abhi nikla hai"

2 ansrd:

"yahi hai uncle, Parh raha hai.phone don kya"?

1 ne to hadd kardi

He Ansrd- "Haan papa, bolen kya hua?".


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

Pathan

Yara Ye

"SENT MESSAGE"

Kya Hota Hai?

2nd Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai

"SENT MESSAGE"

Ka Matlab

Khushbu Wala Message.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Qus. Pyar Kar Ke Shaadi Karni Chahiye Ya Shaadi Kar Ke Pyar Karna Chahiye

Ans.

Shaadi Kar Ke Pyar Karna Chahiye, Per Is Ki Khabar Biwi Ko Nahi Honi Chahiye.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

Shaadi ki raat pathan confuse hogya k apni biwi se kya baat kare... ?

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.

.

Akhir woh bola..

Aap k ghar wal0n ko mal0m hy K aap aj raat yahan rukengi.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Corruption Has Been Spread To Every Corner Of The Pakistan..

Even My Computer Says:

"Some Files Are Corrupted"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS

Origin of the word POLITICS is quite funny.

It is Latin & made up of 2 words

'poli' meaning 'many'

&

'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

How true!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Written in a RESTAURANT:

"All our waiters are married.

They know, how to take orders."


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

I'm not "HANDSOME"

But I can give my

"HAND"

to

"SOME"

one who needs help..

(Beauty is in heart, not on face..)


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adn (Posted On: 29 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Janat ke bagh

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

aye peghambar (P.B.U.H) jo log is kitaab (Quran Majeed) per eeman le aain

or is ke mutabik apne aamaal durust kar lain unhain khushkhabri de dijiye

ke in ke liye (Jannat main) aise bagh hain jin ke neeche nehrain behti hon gi

in baghon ke phal soorat main dunya ke phalon se milte julte hon ge jab

koi phal unhain khane ke liye dia jaae ga to wo kahin ge ke aise hi phal

is se pehle hamin dunya main bhi diye jaate the (albata lazat main dunya ke phal

un ke samne hakeer hain) un ke liye wahan pakiza beviyaan hongi or wo wahan

hamesha rahain ge


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adn (Posted On: 30 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Nuksaan uthane wale log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(Fasik log) Allah ke ehad ko mazboot bandh lene ke bad tor dete hain or jis cheez ko Allah

ne jore rakhne ka hukum dia hai use kattey hain or zamin main fasad phelaate hain haqeeqat main

yehi log nuqssan uthane wale hain tum log kis tarhaan Allah se kufar karte ho halake tum be jaan

they Allah ne tum ko zindagi ata ki phir wo (Allah) hi tum ko mot de ga phr wohi tum ko (qayamat

ke roz) dobara zinda kare ga phir use ki taraf tumhain palat kar jana hai


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UNIQUE (Posted On: 30 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

PATHAN ki wife pathan se aaj meney special khana banaya hai jisko kha ke aap khushi se pagal ho jao gey PATHAN jan aisa kia pakaya hay WIFE NASWAR GOSHT


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UNIQUE (Posted On: 30 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

ZAM ZAM ka chashma 4000 years qadeem hai 13 fit chaurha or 11 fit lamba hai 33 meter ghera hai aik powerful motor 8000 litter per second ke hisab se us mein se 24 hours pani pump karti reheti hai is mein aaj tak kai nahi lagi or na hi pani ka zaiqa badla hai poora din pani pump karney ke sirf 11 minutes baad hi pani apney asal level per aa jata hai or isi QUDRAT ki bina per aaj tak ZAM ZAM KHUSHK nahi hua SUBHAN ALLAH


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UNIQUE (Posted On: 30 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

jis shakhs ke aanghn me ho DOULAT ka shajar us shakhs ka her AIB nazar aata hay HUNAR


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adn (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

saat aasman

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

wo (Allah) hi to hai jis ne tumhare liye zamin ki sare cheezain peda kin phir

is (Allah) ne aasman ki taraf tawaja ki to saat aasman durust kar ke bana diye

or wo har cheez ka elm rakhne wala hai (wo waqt yaad karo) jab tumhare rab ne

farishton se kaha ke main zamin per apna naaib banana chahta hon unhon ne arz kia

kia aap zamin main kisi aise ko (naaib) mukarar karne wale hain jo zamin main fasad

kare ga or khoon kharaba kare ga aap ki hamd o sana ke sath aap ki paaki to hum (farishte)

bayaan kar hi rahe hain (Allah taala ne) farmaya yaqeenan main wo jaanta hon jo tum nahin jaante


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usma ali (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Commercial SMS

Aik pathan station per larki ko dekh raha tha kay larki ne usay lanat ka ishara kya,

Pathan ne saath kharay dost ko kaha kay bechari goongi hai abhi tak woh ramzan wali baat pooch rahi hai kay.

Kis ne kaha tha Pepsi pe 5 rupay kum kardo...


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usma ali (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Commercial SMS

Pathan kay mobile per raat 2 baje phone aya "aap so tau nahi rahay thay?"

Pathan gussay main bola: Khabees ka bacha, zaroori nahi kay har pathan chowkidaar ho...


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usma ali (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Agar gosht mein dalney kay liye koi sabzi samajh na aye tau aap BHANGRA dal lain...

Zubaida Apa kay shugali totkey


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usma ali (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS

Corruption has been spread to every corner of Pakistan..

Even My Computer says: Some files are corrupted..


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usma ali (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Girl Prayer before marriage:

Rabba! ya tau saas changi howay

Ya udi photo deewar tay tangi howay..


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usma ali (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

Airhostes: Bha kuro gin na?

Memon: Biryani, Kachumbar, gajar jo Halwo, Samosa, ne chaa. ne in je baad khusboo waro pan..

Airhostes: Bha ii plane aye, Kutyana hall main ainjey pe jo valimo ne..


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usma ali (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Teacher: Omer give me sentence starting with "I".

Omer: I is...

Teacher: No, always say, "I am".

Omer: Alright, "I am the ninth letter of alphabet."

Moral: Hamesha efficiency nahi jharni chayee, kabhi kabhi student ki bhi sun leni chaye..


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usma ali (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Woh konsi aapa hian jisay koi pasand nahi karta???

Ans: MOTAPA

aap kya samjhay zubaida apa??? haha


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Sana (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Teacher: Kisi bhi ghar ki rakhwali kay liye sab se behtreen janwar kutta hai...

Student: Miss is ka matlab hamara mulk mehfooz hia


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Sana (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay

1) Jo nehar kay doosri taraf khara hokar aap ko galian de raha ho.

2) Jo aap ki presentation kay doraan aap se sawal karay


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Sana (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Dual Heart Attack Msg by a Girl:

1st Msg: lets breakup now its allover.

2nd Msg: Sorry sorry!! That was not for you..


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UNIQUE (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

1 helicopter per 5 pathan aur 1 panjabi latak rahe the pilot ne kaha wazan ziyada hae is liye kisi aik ko helicopter chor kar koodna hoga panjabi ne kaha mey kood jata hu ye sun kar 5 pathan taliya bajane lage


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UNIQUE (Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

pathan ne munni se shadi karney ka faisla kia to pathan ke dost ne kaha khan sahib ye kia kar rahe ho munni to bohat badnam hai pathan ne kaha munni to abhi badnam hui hai hum to us waqt se badnam hai jab se sms sasta hua hai


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adn (Posted On: 01 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Jaane or samajhne wala

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

is ke abd Allah ne Aadam ko sare cheezon ke naam sekha diye phir unhain farishton ke samne pesh kia

or (farishton se) farmaya ab batao mujh ko in cheezon ke naam agar tum sache ho wo bole paak to aap

hi ki zaat hai hum to itna jaantehain jitna aap ne hamain sekhaya hai haqeeqat main sab kuch jaane or

samajhne wala aap ke siwa koi nahin


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salmanmemon (Posted On: 01 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

Dost wo nahi jo app k kam ay,,dost wo ha jo app ka pen lay k chala jay or wapis na dhay,,

dost wo nahi jo app ko treat dhay,,dost wo hai jo app k ghar ay or kahain jo paka hai jaldi lay dhay,,,

dost wo nahi jo phone kar k milnay ko ay,,

dost wo hai jo ghar k samnay a k msg karay chal bhay utar main nichay hoo,,

dost wo nahi jo app k janazay main ay,,

dost wo hai jo app ki Qabar pay ay or kahain chal uth apni pen lay..

ya hai dosti


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adn (Posted On: 02 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

aasmanon or zamin ki haqeeqatain

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehat reham wala hai

phir Allah ne Aadam se kha tum in (farishton) ko in cheezon ke naam batao jab Aadab ne in cheezon ke naam bata diye

to Allah ne (farishton se) farmaya main ne tum se kaha na tha ke main aasmanon or zamin ki sare haqeeqatain jaanta hon

or jo kuch tum zahir karte ho or jo kuch tum chupate ho wo sab main janta hon


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adn (Posted On: 03 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

iblees ka inkar

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(wo waqt yaad karo) jab hum ne farishton ko hukum dia ke Aadam ke aage jhuk jaao to wo sab jhuk gaye magar iblees (na jhuka) us ne

takabur se inkaar kia or nafarmanon main shamil ho gaya phir hum ne kaha aye Aadam! tum or tumhare bevi donon jannat main raho or

is main jahan se chaho khub khao (peo) magar is darakht ke paas na jana warna tum zalimon main ho jaao ge


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adn (Posted On: 04 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Touba

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aakhir kaar shetaan ne donon (Aadam Hawa) ko is darakht ki targheeb de kar hamare kukum ki pervi se hata kar

janat se nikalwa dia hum ne hukum dia ke ab tum sab yahan se utar jaao tum aik dosre ke dushman ho or tumhain

aik khas waqt tak zamin main theharna or wahin guzar basar karna hai us waqt aadam ne apne rab se chand kalmaat

seekh kar toba ki to Allah ne un ki toba koobol kar li kunke wo bara muaaf karne wala or bara hi reham karne wala hai


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adn (Posted On: 05 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ki hidayat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

hum (yani Allah Tala) ne hukum dia ke tum sab (yani Aadam or Hawa) yahan se utar jaao phir

agar tumhain mere taraf se koi hidayat pohnche to jo log mere is hidayat per chalte rahin ge un

ke liye na koi khof hoga or na koi rang o gam or jo log is ko kabool karne se inkaar karain ge

or hamare aayat ko jhutlaain ge wohi dozakhi honge or wo is main hamesha rahain ge


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adn (Posted On: 06 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Quran Majeed per eeman

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye bani israeel yaad karo mere un ehsanon ko jo main ne tum per kiye hain tum mujh se (kia gaya)

wada poora karo main tum se kia gaya wada poora karon ga or mujh se hi tum daro eeman laao is kitab

(Quran) per jo main ne (ab) nazil ki hai ye is kitab ki tasdeek karti hai jo tumhare paas (pehle se mojood)

hai lehaza tum sab se pehle is (Quran) ke inkaar karne wale mat bano thori qeemat per mere aayat

ko mat farokht karo or mere gazab se bacho


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adn (Posted On: 07 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Namaz or Zakar

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Batil ka rang charha kar haq ko mushtaba na bano or jante bojhte haq ko chupane ki koshish mat karo

Namaz Qaaem karo or Zakat dia karo or jo log (Namaz main) mere (yani Allah Tala ke) aage jhuk rahe hain un ke

sath tum bhi jhuk jaao


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adn (Posted On: 08 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Farman bardar bande

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hi

tum dosron ko to neki ka rasta ikhtiyaar karne ke liye kehte ho magar apne aap ko bhool jaate ho

halake tum kitab (eelahi) parhte rehte ho kia tum akal se milkul hi kaam nahin lete? sabar or

namaz ke zarye madad talab karte raha karo bilashuba ye aik sakht mushkil kaam hai magar

un farmabardar bandon ke liye mushkil nahin jo ye samajhte hain ke aakhir unhain apne rab

se mulaqat karna hai or use ke paas wapas jaana hai.


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adn (Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

sifarish or fidya

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye bani israeel mera wo eenam yaad karo jo main ne tum per kia hai or is baat ko ke main ne tumhain dunya ki sare qomon

per fazeelat ata ki thi or daro us din se jis main koi shakas kisi ke kaam na aae ga or na koi sifarish us ki taraf se kabool hogi

or na kisi ko fidya le kar chora jaae ga or na mujrimon ko kahin se madad mil sake gi


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sidjan (Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

Eik aadmi ne Pathan se poocha PTCL main aur Mobile main kya farq hai?

Pathan Boht soch ker bola PTCL me number Ungli se Dial kertay hain jabkay Mobile main Angothay se...


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sidjan (Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

Pathan baalon main shampoo lagane k sat sath kandhon per bhi laga raha tha

Biwi ne dekh kar poocha yeh kya hia?

Pathan: Yeh koi aam shampoo nahi, Head & Shoulder hai.. haha


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

English Man: My Grndfathr died at da age of 96 Years. Bt he Nver Used Glasses.

Sardar: . Some People Drink Water Directly from tooti


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Man at medical store: I need poison.

Chemist: I can't sell u, until u have prescription.

Man showed his Nikah Nama.

Chemist: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti??


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Do u knw da meaning of Thanks?

It means..

T-ten

H-hugs

A-and

N-nine

Ks-kisses

Dats y boys alwaz says Thanks to girls

And girls say..

its my pleasure hahahaha


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Hamara PAKISTAN

CHAND ka Tukra hai.

Aur CHAND per na LIGHT hoti hai, na PANI, na GAS, na AATA, na CHEENI.

So plz no TENSION

Enjoy being on Moon


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

When u dvelop da abilty2 listen 2anythng without losing ur temper or

self-confdnce

&when u always behave like ur"deaf"then it means u r ready 2becom

.

.

a"BAHU"


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sidjan (Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS

Baap: agar is dafa tu fail hoa tau mujhe Abbu mut kehna

Result anay per Baap: Kya bana

Beta: Sorry yaar Akram tu ne baap kehlanay ka haq kho diya...


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sidjan (Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

If Every One is Happy with you,

Then surely u have made many Compromises in your Life,

If you are Happy with everyone,

Surely u have Ignored Many faults of others.


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sidjan (Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS

Girl: Mardon ki harkatain dekh k ji karta hia apnay kuttay se shadi karlon per mard se na karon.

Doc: Bibi, Benazir ne bhi yahee galti ki thi anjaam dekh liya na uska


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adn (Posted On: 10 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Kamyaabi ki khushkabri

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aap (P.B.U.H) keh dijiye ke jo Jibraeel (aleh salam) ka mukhalif hai use maloom ho jaana chahiye ke Jibraeel

ne Allah ke hukum se ye Quran Aap (P.b.U.H) ke qalb per nazil kia hai (wohi) pehle aai hui kitabon ki tasdeek

karta hai or (wohi) eeman laane walon ke liye hidayat or kamyaabi ki kushkabri ban kar aaya hai (keh dijiye ke)

jo Allah or us ke Farishton or us ke Rasoolon or Jibraeel or Meekaael (aleh salam) ke dushman hain to aise kafiron

ka Allah bhi dushman hai.


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Sunny (Posted On: 11 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

jis din aap humen bhool jaen ge

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Gino mat sarey dant tor diye jaen ge.


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Sunny (Posted On: 11 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Broken Heart SMS

once a man asked a fallen rose: "Don't u get hurt when u r being plucked."

the rose replied: "No i forget my pain because i become the reason for someone's smile..!!


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Sunny (Posted On: 11 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Gabbar: "ye hath mjhe de de thakur...!"

Thakur: "le le kuttay mere hath le le, basanti k b le le, jai aur veru k b le le...

Octopus ban ja haramkhor...!


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Sunny (Posted On: 11 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Moral SMS

Father: "what can u do for my daughter?"

Boy: "i would die for her!"

Father: "i don't like u."

Boy: "why?"

Father: "i am looking for someone who would live for her not someone who would just die and leave her alone."

MORAL: Hero banney se b bezati ho jati hy


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adn (Posted On: 11 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Rehmatain or Barkatain

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

ye kafir log jinhon ne dawat haq kabool krne se inkaar kar dia hai khua ehle kitaab main se hon ya mushrakeen main se wo

ise zara bhi pasand nahin karte ke tumhare ooper koi bhi bhalai tumhare rab ki taraf se nazil ho magar Allah to jise chahta hai us

ko apni khas rehmaton or nematon se nawazta hai or wo hi bara fazal farmane wala hai


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adn (Posted On: 12 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah har cheez per qudrat rakhta hai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehaayat reham wala hai

hum apni jis aayat ko mansookh kar dete hain ya bhula dete hain to hum is se behtar

ya wesi hi dosre aayat nazil kar dete hain kia tumhain maloom nahin ke Allah har cheez

per qudrat rakhta hai kia tum nahin jaante ho ke zamin or aasmanon ki saltanat Allah hi ke

liye hai or Allah ke siva koi tumhare khabar geri karne wala or madad karne wala bhi nahin hai


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adn (Posted On: 13 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

afoo darguzar

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

bohot se ehle kitab to dil hi se ye chahte hain ke tum ko tumhare eeman le aane ke bad phir se

kufr ki taraf palta le jaain agarcha haq un per zahir ho chuka hai magar apne nafs ke hasad ki

waja se tumhare liye un ki ye khuahish hai is ke jawab main tum afoo darguzar se kaam lo yahan

tak ke Allah apna hukum nazil kare yaqeenan Allah har cheez per kudrat rakhta hai


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adn (Posted On: 14 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Bhalai ke kaam

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharhan nehayat reham wala hai

(Aye eman walon) salat pabandi se ada karte raho or zakat dete raho tum apni aakbat keliye

jo kuch bhalai (or neki) kama kar aage bhejo ge use Allah ke paas mojood paao ge yaqeenan

jo kuch (aamal) karte ho wo sab Allah ki nazar main hain


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Love SMS

Muhabt ko na tu dalil se hasil kia ja sakta hy na hi faramosh kia ja sakta hy.


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adn (Posted On: 15 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Gumrah log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Naadan (jo ilim nahin rakhte) keh dete hain ke Allah khud hum se baat kun nahin karta ya koi neshani (or daleel) hamare paas

kun nahin aati aise hi batain in se pehle log bhi kia karte the in sab (agle pichle gumrahon) ki zehniyatain (or dil) aik dosre se

milte julte hain jo log yaqeen rakhte hain un ko samjhane ke liye to hum nishaniyaan (daleelon ke sath) saf saf bayan kar chute hain


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adn (Posted On: 16 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Sacha deen

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharhan nehayat reham wala hai

(is se barh kar neeshani kia hogi ke) hum ne Aap (P.B.U.H) ko aik sacha deen de kar bheja hai ke

(manne walon ko) khuskhabri sunate rahye or (na manne walon ko saza se) darate rahye ab jo log (khudhi)

jahanum se rishta jor chuke hain un ki taraf se aap (P.B.U.H) se koi sawal nahin kia jaae ga.


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adn (Posted On: 18 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(aye Musalmano) keh do ke hum to eman rakhte hain Allah per or us ki hidayat per jo hamare taraf nazil hui hai

or jo Ibraheem (P.B.U.H) , or Ismaeel (P.B.U.H), Ishaq (P.B.U.H), Yaqoob (P.B.U.H) or olad Yaqoob (P.B.U.H) ki taraf nazil

hui thi or jo Moosa (P.B.U.H) or Essa (P.B.U.H) or dosre tamam pegambaron ko un ke rab ki taraf se di gai thi hum un main

se kisi ke darmiyaan koi fark nahin karte or hum Allah hi ke Muslim (or atat karne wale) hain


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adn (Posted On: 19 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ki bandagi

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye nabhi (P.B.U.H) in se keh dijiye ke kia tum Allah ke bare main hum se jhagarte ho? halake wohi hamara rab bhi hai or

tumhara rab bhi hamare aamal hamare sath hain tumhare aamal tumhare sath or hum sirf Allha hi ke liye apni bandagi ko khalis

kar chuke hain


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adn (Posted On: 20 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Seedha raasta

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Naadan (or bewakoof) log zaroor kahin ge ke in (Musalmanon) ko kia hua ke pehle jis

Qble ki taraf rukh kar ke salath parhte the is se yakayat phir gaye aap (P.B.U.H) keh dijiye

ke mashrik or maghrib sab Allah ke hain Allah jise chahta hai seedha rasta bata deta hai


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adn (Posted On: 21 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Sirf Allah se daro

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

jahan se bhi Aap (P.B.U.H) ka guzar ho apna chehra (salat main) Masjid-e-Haram ki taraf rakhiye or tum log jahan kahin bhi

ho ise ki taraf moon kar ke salath parho take mukhlfeen ko tum se hujat ki majal na rahe magar un main jo zalim hain un ki

zaban kisi haal main band na hogi to tum un se na daro balke (sirf) mujhe se daro take main tum per apni nemat poori kar doon

or take tum rahehaq per qaaim raho


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adnan (Posted On: 22 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Kitab of hikmat ki taaleem

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jis tarhan hum ne tumhare darmiyaan aik rasool (Hazrat Mohammad P.B.U.H ko) tum hi main se bheja jo tumhain

hamare aayat parh kar sunata hai or tumhare zindagion ko sanwarta hai or tumhain kitab or hikmat ki taleem deta hai

or tumhain wo batain seekhata hai jo tum nahin jante the lehaza tum mujhe yaad karte raho main bhi tumhain yaad rakhon

ga or mera shukar ada karte raho kufrane nemat na karo


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adn (Posted On: 23 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Zinda Log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

aye eman walon sabar or namaz ke zarye mere madad hasil karo beshak Allah sabar karne walon ke sath hai or jo log Allah ki rah main mare jaain unhain murda na kaho aise log to haqeeqat main zinda hain magar tumhain un ki zindagi ka shaoor nahin hota


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adn (Posted On: 24 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Aazmaaesh or Khushkhabri

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Hum tumhain zaroor aazmain ge kabhi khof or khatre se kabhi bhook se kabhi jan o maal ke nuksaan se or kabhi

aamdanion ke ghate main mubtila kar ke Aap (P.B.U.H) sabar karne walon ko khushkhabri suna dijiye jo

(in haalt main sabar karte hain or) jab koi museebat aaparti hai to kehte hain ke hum Allah hi ke hain or Allah hi ki

taraf hamain lot kar jaana hai in per in ke rab ki taraf se bare eenayat hongi or is ki rehmat bhi yehi log to Allah ke

raaste per chalne wale hain


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adn (Posted On: 25 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Roshan Taaleemat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

beshak jo log hamare nazil ki hui rah batane wali roshan taaleemat or wazhe hidaayat ko chupate hain

bawajood is ke ke hum inhain sab insaanon ki rehnumaai ke liye apni kitab main bayan kar chuke hain aise logon

per Allah bhi laant karta hai or tamam laant karne wale bhi in per laant bhejte hain


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

A Fact :

"A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget

But

She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven And Forgotton "


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

7 Gr8 Qualities Of A Student:

1. CONSISTENCY:

Once a zero, alwaz a zero..!

2. VOICE MODULATION:

Attendence in 5 differnt Voices..!

3. PRESENTATION SKILLS:

Presenting 1 Ans in 5 differnt Questions..!

4. ART WORK:

Designing classroom tables..!

5. STAMINA:

Tolerate teachers 4-8 hr lecs..!

6. PERIPHERAL VISION: Checking out a girl/guy sitting behind..!

7. HUMANITY:

Failing & giving others a chance to top..! )


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Jab bhi gali me chalo,

,

Q k

aisa karne se na sirf apki izzat barhegi,

Bal k

gire hue kuch paise milne k chances bhi barh jate hain..-)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab:

1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhien.

2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhien

3. Match say zyada doaon mien khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karien.

4. Catch chotnay ki surat mien laahol parhien.

5. Catch pakray janay ki surat mien Allah ki hamd-o-sana karien.

6. Semi final aur final ka roza rakhien

7. Match musallay per baith kar daikhien (AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB = SHAHID AFRIDI).


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Moral SMS

2 chiryo ki love story:

1 din chirya boli:

Mjhe chor kr kbhi tm urh to nhi jaogy?

Chira:

Urh jaun tu pakar lena

Chirya:

Mai tmhy pakr skti hn magr phr pa nhi skti

Chira ki aankho mai aansu agaye, usny apny pankh tor dye

Or bola:

ab hm hmesha sath rahngy

1 din b0ht zor sy tofan aya, chirya urhny lagi

Tbhi chira bola:

Tm urh jao, mai nhi urh sakta.

Chirya apna khyal rkhna kh kr urh gai

Jb tofan thama or chirya waps ai tu usny dekha k chira mar chuka tha

Or ek daali per likha tha

Kash wo 1 bar tu kehti k

"Mai tmhy nhi chor skti to shayd mai tofan any sy pehly nhi marta..!"

Moral: jazbati onay ki zarorat nahi, chirra na to bol sakta hai,na he likh sakta hai


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Bacha Dunya me sirf 1 Hunar lay kr aata hy,

Aur wo us 1 Hunar sy apny sb kaam nikal lyta hy,

Yani ""

So please "RONA" sekho,

AUR

Apny "RAB" ko mana lo,

JO

70 Maon sy Ziada pyar krny wala hy.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Movies SMS

Wanted:-

1 bar jo mene msg bhejna shoro kardiye to uske bad to me apne balance ki bi nai sunta..

Dabang:-

Hum tumare cell me itne msg bhejegain k saly conphuse hojaoge ke prhy kahan se aur dlete kahan se kren.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

A B C D E F G H I

J K L M N O P Q R

S T U V W X Y Z

Is main 1 Mising Hy?

Dobara q parh rahe ho?

Afsos ka muqam hy

ABC Me 1 Kahan Ata Hy?

Had hogai


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 25 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Broken Heart SMS

He broke her heart, She broke his Apple iphone 4G 64GB . . .

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I think we all know who cried harder -D


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adn (Posted On: 26 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Kufar karne ka azab

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

be shak jo log kufar karte hain or kufar ki halat hi main mar jaain un per Allah ki or

(is ke) farishton ki or tamam inshanon ki laanat hai wo hamesha hamesha ise laant main rahain ge

na un per se azab halka hoga or na unhain phir koi dosre mohlat di jaae gi


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

('.')

|) _/)'(_

]""""<<"""[

Ya ALLAH khair

Aisa bura khwab dhekha k world cup chori hogia aur ICC ny ilzam Pakistan pe laga dia


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 27 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

AFRIDI's Daughter:

Mummy dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hen

AFRIDI's WIFE:

Beta theek se dekho

*PEPSI*

ka Advertise hoga-)


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adn (Posted On: 27 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ki mohobat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Kuch log aise hain jo Allah ke siva dosron ko is ka hamsar (shareek) or made mukabil

banate hain or un se aise mohobar karte hain jese mohobat Allah se rakhni chahiye

halake jo eeman wale hain wo to sab se barh kar Allah ko mehboob rakhte hain kaash

ye zaalim mushrekeen jab koi dunya ka aazab dekhte to is waqt samajh lia karte ke sare

taakatain or sare ikhtiyaarat Allah ke kabze main hain or ye ke Allah saza dene main bhi

bohot sakht hai


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adn (Posted On: 28 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Shetan insan ka dushman hai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

logo zamin main jo kuch halal or paak cheezain hain us main se khao (pio) or shetaan ke batae hue raaston per na chalo

darhaqeeqat wo tumhara khula dushman hai wo to tumhain bure or fahsh baton ka hukum deta hai or ye seekhata hai ke

tum Allah ke naam per aise batain kaho jin ke mutaliq tumhain ilim nahin ke wo allah ne farmaai hain


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 02 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

i supported only two teams All my life ..

1. PAKISTAN

2. ANY OTHER TEAM PLAYING AGAINST INDIA


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adn (Posted On: 02 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

behre, goonge or andhe log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharhan nehayat reham wala hai

kufar karne walon ki misaal bilkul aise hai jese charwaha janwaron ko pukarta hai or wo hank pukar ke siva

kuch nahin sunte. ye behre hain, goonge hain andhe hain (ye kuch akal nahin rakhte) ise liye koi baat in ki samajh main nahin aati


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Sana (Posted On: 02 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

Thoughts should be tackled intelligently as these are sent to us from the sky for the sake of our deeds(aamal) scoring..!!


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Sana (Posted On: 02 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Shohar or BV Jhagartay hoye,

Shohar: Mujhe gussa mut dilao nahi tau meray andar ka janwar jag jayga

Biwi: Tau kya hoa main chozay se nahi darti..


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Sana (Posted On: 02 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Girl: Is dress ki kya price hai?

Shopkeeper: Only 5 Kisses

Girl: or us dress ki?

Shopkeeper: 10 Kisses

Girl: Donu dress pack kardo, bill daadi dengi...


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Sana (Posted On: 02 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS

Mulk ki Khidmat karnay kay liye sirf doctor ya engineer banna zaroori nahi

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Ap security guard bhi ban saktay hain...


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Sana (Posted On: 02 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Politics SMS

Breaking News

Rehman Malik ne Surah Ikhlaas ghalat parhnay per apnay security guards se maafi maang li hia ..

Wikileaks


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Sana (Posted On: 02 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Teacher: agar apna character acha karna hai tau har teacher ko apni Maa samjho.

Student: par Miss is se tau hamare abbu ka character kharab hojayga jayga..


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adn (Posted On: 03 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Paak or halal Cheezain

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eeman walo agar tum hakeeqat main Allah ki bandagi or ebadat karte ho to jo paak

(or halal) cheezain hum ne tumhain bakshi hain unhain be takaluf khao (pio) or Allah ka

shukar ada karte raho.


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adn (Posted On: 04 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah bara reham karne wala hai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah taala ne to tum per haram kia hai murdar ko or khoon ko or khinzeer ke gosht ko or aise chez ko jis per Allah

ke siva kisi or ka naam lia gaya ho. Lekin jo shaks majboori ki halat main ho or wo un main se kuch cheez khale bashrt ye ke

wo nafarmaan na ho or zaroorat ke had se nikal jaane wala na ho to is per koi gunah nahin beshak Allah bara bakshne wala or

bara reham karne wala hai


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adn (Posted On: 05 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Ehkaam eelahi

Allah ke naam se jo barah meharban nehayat reham wala hai

beshak jo log in (hidayat or) ehkaam ko chupate hain jo Allah ne apni kitab main nazil kiye hain or

is ke maawze main thori se qeemat hasil karte hain aise log darasal apne pat main aag bhar rahe hain

qayamat ke roz Allah hargiz in se baat na kare ga or na hi in ko gunha se paak kare ga or in ke liye

dardnaak azab hai


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adn (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Hidayat ke badle gumrahi

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

ye wo log hain jinhon ne hidayat ke badle gumrahi kharidli hai or maghfirat ke badle azab

kesa ajeeb hai in ka hosla ke jahanum ka azab bardasht karne ke liye tayaat hain or ye

(azab) is liye hoga ke Allah ne to apni kitaab theek theek haq ke mutabik nazil ki thi magar

jin logon ne kitab main ikhtilaafat nikaale wo apne jhagron main haq se bohot door nikal gaye


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

FINAL WORLD CUP 2011 PAK vs INDIA

PAK 423/1

50 Overs

Mohammad Hafeez 56 (40)

Ahmad Shehzad 133 (140)*

Shahid Afridi 202 (119)*

Extrs= 32

IND 180/10

44.1 Overs

Umar Gul 2/30

Wahab Riaz 1/40

Abdul Rehman 6/10

Sachin Tendulkar Run Out 0 (5)

Result:

PAK won the match by 243 runs & New Champion ICC CRICKET WORLD CUP 2011

Man of the Match:

Shahid Afridi

AAHH

Boht Hi Pyara Khuwab Dekha Tha Raat Ko.,.)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

Pathan was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone,

Security Guard:

Match is over. Now,Why r you stiLL here.?

Pathan:

I'm waiting

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For the HIGHLIGHTS

....!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

==AFRIDI====TARANA==

Aman Ka Ik

Elaan He

"AFRIDI"

Pyar Ka

Ik Farman He

"AFRIDI"

Har Dil Ka

Arman He

"AFRIDI"

Sehra Mein

Toofan He

"AFRIDI"

Himat Ki

Pehchan He

"AFRIDI"

Dil Walon Ki

Jan He

"AFRIDI"

Zaat Ye

Aalishan He

"AFRIDI"

Sun Lo Hum

Do 4 Nahi Hain,

Poora Pakistan He

"AFRIDI"

GeO %.AFRIDI.%


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

A Superb Thought 4

All those who

Love Their FRIENDS!

"A Good Friend

Never Allows You

to DO WRONG Things

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A L O N E !


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

Diamond words of Hitler:

"One who wins without problem, its just VICTORY"

But "One who wins with lots of Trouble, He Creates HISTORY.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Do u rembr ur cute childhud

wen u went 2 a toy shop n ask shopkepr-antal antal ye montey titne ta hai ?

n shpkepr replied : Beta ye monkey nhi mirror he.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Jaha NAMAZ Parho, Thori Dair Baeth-Jao k Badan k Tamaam Hisson men Sukoon Peda Ho-Jaey.

Phr NAMAZ K-Lye Khary HoJao. Is-Tarha k

KAABA ko ApNi Nigah k Saamny,

PUL-e-SiRAAT ko PAaon k Neechy

JANNAT ko Right

JAHANNUM ko Left Taraf

Or

MAUT k FARiSHTY ko ApNY Pechy Khara Hua KhayaL Karo

Or Samjho k Ye TuMHaRi AKHRi NAMAZ hY

Ap b Aesa Karen

Dusro ko b Bataen,

NAMAZ k doran FUZOOL KhyaLat se Nijat MiLeGi,

INSHA'ALLAH


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Strong bonding doesn't need sms or calls

As respect lives in Heart

True relation never departs...

Oh Hello

Sab Bakwas hai

Roz msgs Aa jane chahiye! =P )


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

Crickt stadium me 1 lrki ne face pr pakistan ka flag bnaya hua tha..

1 baba pas aya or zoor se kiss kr k bola

ommm..ahhh!

Mera mittha Pakistan.

Happy criket season


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Why we sometimes write "etc." in exams?... Because it means

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.......

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E - End of

T - Thinking

C - Capacity

But teachers won't ever understand


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Try this REAL fun!

Take Ur mobile

Selct Vibrate mode & put in Water,

Now cal frm landline.

Ur mobile wil start swiming

It's a new game called,

'Try & Cry' -)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

us shakhs par jo Doctor k kehne par halal b chor deta hai

magar

ALLAH k kehne par haram nahi chorta.

Plz 4wd

jazakallah.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

Kadi te match jitwa way Afridi

aaway sukh da sa way Afridi

Haar haar k akk gaye haan

T.v de aggay bay bay thak gay haan

hun seenay thand pa way Afridi

kadi te match jitwa way afridi

Ki ki rung dikha dittay nay,

sary match hara dittay nay,

tars hun koi kha way Afridi

kdi te match jitwa wy Afridi.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

"I have wasted half of my life to understand that

It's not necessary to understand everything...!"

William Nalaik


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Love SMS

A boy saw his GF sitting hands in hands with another boy. He came home and msg her,

"I saw ur duplicate in the coffee shop today."

Love & Trust have No Limits..


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

A Beautiful line by Munir Niazi,

"Quran Paak ki ayaton main itna Husan hy k ye

Be-zameer Logon se parda kr leti hein".

(A silent msg for us).


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

An exact defination of MATHEMATICS!

MATHEMATICS is da study of finding a black cat in a dark room,when there is no cat.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:

"Me fail? In English? That's unpossible!"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

"Jub kabhi tm ko apne rizq mein kami nazr ane lage to kuch maal ALLAH ki rah me de kr ALLAH k sath tijarat kr lia kro. Hazrat UMER FAROOQ R.A..::


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

40 years ago a young Bank officer got a staff loan from his employers & purchased a cycle from the market. It had no carrier at the back. He sent his servant to get one fitted. When he came back, a carrier was fitted but the stand was missing. He went to the dealer & asked why stand had been removed.

He said, "Sahib ji, Bank job mein ek hi cheez milti hai. Stand lo ge to career khatam or career chahiay to stand kabhi mat lena."

Dedicated 2 all Bankers.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

"STUDENT LIFE K OSOOL":

-apne BED se pyar karo, yeh tumhara QILLA hai

-din ko aram karo ta k tum rat me so sako

-books pakeza hain is liye hath na lagao

-koi kam kal pe na choro wo parso ya tarso bhi kia ja sakta hai

-agar tmhe parhny ka man chahy to beth jao jab tak yeh feeling khatam na hojaye

-yeh mat bhulo k study aik healthy activity hai is liye isy bemar logon k liye chor do!<


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS

Little red riding hood didn't listen to her mother. Snow White lived with seven men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. These are the stories our parents raised us up with, and then they complain our generation's messed up.


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adn (Posted On: 07 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Ehle Eman ki pehchan

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham walal hai

neki ye nahin ke tum apna chahra mashrik ya maghrib ki taraf pher lo balke neki ye hai ke aadmi

Allah per or qayamat ke din per or farishton per or Allah ki nazil ki hui kitab per or is ke

pegambaron per dil se eman laae or Allah ki mohobat main apna maal rishtedaron or yateemon per

miskeenon or musafiron per madad ke lie hath phelane walon per or gulamon ki rehaai per kharach

kare salath ki pabandi rakhe or zakaat bhi ada kare or naik wo log hain ke jab wada karain to use

poora karain or sakhti main or haq or batil ki jung main sabar karain ye hain sache log or yehi log

mutaqi (or parhezgar) hain


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adn (Posted On: 08 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

kasas

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

aye eman walo tumhare liye qatal ke mukadamon main kasas (yani khon ka badla khon) farz kar dia gaya hai

aazad aadmi ne qatal kia ho to is aazad hi se badla lia jaae ghulam ho to wo ghulam hi qatal kia jaae or

orat is jurm ki murtakib ho to is orat hi se kasas lia jaae haan jis ko is ke fareeq ki taraf se kuch maafi ho jaae

to maaroof tareeqe ke mutabik khon baha ka tasfiya hona chahiye or qatil ko laazim hai ke khubi ke sath khon

baha ada kare ye tumhare rab ki taraf se reaayat or meharbani hai jo koi is ke baad bhi ziadti kare ga is ke liye

(aakhrat main) dardnaak azab hai


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 09 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Hazrat Essa (A.S) Apni Walida ki Wafat ke baad Unki Qabr per gaye.

Aap Apni Walida Hazrat e Bibi Mariam (A.S) se Mukhatib huwe aur Farmaya:

Pyari Ammi Jaan, Main Allah ke Hukum se murdon ko zinda karta hoon, agar Aap Hukum dein to Main Allah se Aapki Zindagi mangun.

Hazrat e Bibi Mariam (A.S) ne Farmaya:

Dunia aur iski zindagi buhat khoobsurat hai, magar Main Maut ki takleef dobara nahi seh sakti....

(Allah-o-Akbar)


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 09 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

Mra jazba mri himmat mri ankhon ka tara hai

"ye world cup hamara hai"

"dil me liye jeet ki roshni ankho me umid ab 1Team hi Is Mulk Ka sahara hai

ye world cup hmara hai

har zuban pe name tera har dil me 1 he nara hai

Ha ye world cup hmara hai"

"cricket we love u INSHALLAH world cup hmara hoga"


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Sarfraz Qasim (Posted On: 09 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

Pathan was sitting in a CRICKET GROUND aLone,

Security Guard:

Match is over. Now,Why r you stiLL here.?

Pathan:

I'm waiting

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.

.

.

For the HIGHLIGHTS

....!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 09 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 09 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Girl to her brother:Wat r u going to gift grand mother on her birthday?

Boy:A football

Girl:But she don't play football?

Boy:at my birthday she gave me books


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 09 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Moral SMS

2 children, a boy & a girl were playing together, Boy had a collection of marbles & girl had some sweets with her.

Boy said to the girl that he'll give her all his marbles in exchange for all her sweets. She agreed.

Boy kept the most beautiful marble aside & gave the rest to her. The girl gave him all her sweets.

That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him, the way he had hidden his marble.

MORAL:

"If u don't give ur 100% in a relationship, u'll always keep doubting about the other Person's Loyalty As Well..!!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 09 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Larki: me kal tum se milne nahi aa sakti.

Larka: chalo me tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun

Larki:mera matlab tha kal nahin aa sakti..abhi kahan ho tum?


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 09 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Dual heart attack msg by a girl...

1st msg:

lets break up now. . . .

It's all Over

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2nd msg:

sorry! Sorry!!

That was not for u...


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 09 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Boy to girl::'( I love u & i want to marry u

Girl: Apni shakal daikhi hai.

boy Daikhi hai to tery pas aya hn warna katrina kaif k pas na jata-)


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adn (Posted On: 09 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Naajaiz maal

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Tum log aapas main aik dosre ka maal naajaiz tareeke se mat khaya karo or na is (maal) ko hakimon ke aage is garz se

pesh karo ke tumhain dosron ke maal ka koi hisa zalimana tareeke se khane ka moka mil jaae or tum ko ilim bih ho


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adn (Posted On: 10 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Badtareen Dushman

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Insanon main aik shakas aisa bhi hai jis ki baatain dunya ki zindagi main tumhain bohot acchi maaloom hoti hain

or wo apni naik niyati per bar bar Allah ko gawah banata hai magar haqeeqat main wo hi badtareen dushman hai

jab use iqtedaar hasil ho jaata hai to wo is dor dhoop main phirta rehta hai ke zamin main fasad phelaae, kheton ko

barbad kare or nasal insaani ko tabah kare halake Allah (jise wo gawah bana raha tha) fasad ko hargiz pasand nahin kara


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 11 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

Behind every successful batsman there is...........

Kamran Akmal.!!!!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 11 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

"COMPROMISING" Does Not Mean U r Wrong & Ur WIFE

Is Right,

It Only Means That The Safety Of Your HEAD Is Much More Important Than Ur EGO!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 11 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

A prince was cursed by a witch that he cud speak only 1 word per year. But if he does'nt he cud save d

words 4 the

next year.

Once he saw a pretty princess & fell in love. He waited for 10yrs to say her

"darling i luv u.

I wud like 2

marry u."

Guess wat da princess replied

"s0rry kya kaha??"


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adn (Posted On: 11 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Bura thikana

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jab is (shaks) se kaha jaata hai ke allah se daro to is ka garoor is ko gunah per (or ziada) jama deta hai

aise shaks ke liye jahanum hi kaafi hai or wo bohot bura thekana hai inshanon hi main koi (shaks) aisa bhi

hota hai jo Allah ki raza hasil karne ke liye apni jaan bhi qurban kar deta hai or aise bandon per to Allah

bohot meharban hai.


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adn (Posted On: 12 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Islam

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walon Islam main poore ke poore dakhil ho jaao or shetaan ke nakshe-e-qadam per mat chalo

ke wo tumhara khula dushman hai jo saaf saaf hidayat tumhare paas aa chuki hain in ko paalene ke baad

agar tum ne largish khai to khoob jaan rakho ke Allah bara zabardast hai bara hikmat wala hai


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adn (Posted On: 13 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

kufar ki rah

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

jin logon ne kufr ki rah ikhtiyar ki hai un ke liye dunya ki zindagi

khushnuma bana di gai hai aise log eman ki rah ikhtiyaar karne walon

ka mazak urate hain magar qayamat ke roz (Allah se darne wale) perhaizgar

log hi un (kufar karne walon) per ghalib rahin ge or (raha dunya ka rizq to Allah ko ikhtiyar hai)

Allah jise chahta hai behisab deta hai


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

Dedicating to my jigarzZzZz:

Ajeeb daastan hoti hy dosti ki.

Larrna milne se b acha lagta hy.

Larr k manane wale b hote hy kuch.

To kch ko chirhana acha lagta hy.

Dost k mu se kuch sunne k liye.

Us ko tapana b acha lagta hy.

Khatam hi nahi hoti ye baatein apni.

To kabhi khamosh reh kar muskurana acha lagta hy.

Bs dosto may lgta hy mil gai duniya sari.

Baqi sb ko phr bhool jana acha lagta hy.

Yaaron humesha saath rehna.

Mjko apna yaarana acha lagta hy


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

DASTAN E STUDENT!!!

Yoon fail jo karna tha..Pehlay hi bata daitay-

Hum saari kitabon ko choolhay main jala daitay-

Koshish to bohut ki thi..Naakaam huwe akhir-

Ham pass to ho jaty jo wo naqal karwa dety-

Parchy jo mile ham ko..Sub khali diye ham ne-

Zalim wo safai ke number he laga dety...!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Love SMS

What is "PYAAR"?

..

Its a group of friends sitting in a canteen wid cup of tea n coffee in hand n saying.!

"P""YAAR"

wrna thandi ho jayegi!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Love SMS

Hitler said funny but true fact of life :

Boys and girls get into LOVE becoz of Misunderstanding..!!

And break up when they understand each other.....!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Nurse investigating a patient with head injury

Nurse: Name?

Patient: Johny

Nurse: Age?

Patient: 39

Nurse: Married?

Patient: No, No... Its Car Accident.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

Nobody is busy in this world.

its all about PRIORITIES !


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Gf - "I cheated." Bf - "So what do u think I love u?I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs."

Girl cried & said "I was talking about exams."

BoyOops )


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

Ashfaq Ahmad writes in book Zaviya.

K achi baat to sab ko achi lagti hy jab tumhe kisi ki buri bat b buri na lage to samj lena tumhe us se mohabbat hy.

Tajurba insaan ko galat fesly se bachata hy.

Magar

Tajurba galat fesly se hi hasil hota hy.

Izzat dil me honi chahiye lafzon me nahi.

Narazgi lafzon me honi chahiye dil me nahi.

Khush naseeb wo nahi jis ka naseeb acha hy.

Balke khush naseeb wo hy jo apne naseeb par khush hy...

Have a blessed life.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

The new meaning in the dictionary for AKMAL is "to drop". For instance you say I will Akmal my kid to the school today !


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Isi

Lie

Me

Bar

Bar

Keti

Hu

K

Ap

Khana

Kha

K

Pani

Wani

P

K

Ao

Ye

SMS

Boht

Lamba

Hay

Phir

Bad

Me

Ap

Bhi

Ye

Hi

Kahogay

K

Oye

Yaar

Kia

Hay

Ye

SMS

To

Khatam

Hi

Nhi

Horaha

Pata

Nhi

Or

Kitni

Dair

Parhna

Parega?

Ghussa

Na

Karo

Ap

Ko

Ye

Jan

K

Bohot

Khushi

Hogi

K

Msg

Abi

B

Khatam

Nhi

Hua

Q

k

Is

Msg

Ki

Gherai

Ka

Ap

Ko

Abi

Andaza

Nhi

Hai

Ye

Samander

Se

B

Ziyada

Ghera

Hai

Magar

Ab

Ye

Asmaan

Se

B

Zyada

Uncha

Hogya

Hai

kher

muje

sirfye

p0chnatha

Light hai ya nahi.


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adn (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Haqdar log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Log poochte hain hum kia kharch karain? Aap P.B.U.H keh dijiye ke jo kuch tumhain maal main se kharach karna hai to apne waldain per, rishtedaron per yateemon per or miskeenon or musafiron per kharach karo (ye sab haqdar hain) or jo bhalai bhi tum karte ho Allah ko is ka poora ilim hai.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Mother's Day SMS

One Rainy Day,

Mother Went To Pick Up Her Son 4m School Thinking Dat He Will Fear De Lightning..

On Way She Found him Smiling At Sky For Every Lightning..

She Askd Y Are U Smiling?

BOY--GOD is taking My Pictur and I Need To Look Good..

LIFE IS SIMPLE,

With Our ATTITUDE We Make It COMPLICATED..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

1 pathan

Billi ke pichy

Bhag rahh tha

Kisi ne pocha Billi ke pichy Q bhag rahe ho

Pathan Bola aaj hum ye pta kar ke rahega ke ye

DING DONG Q nhi deti.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Mother's Day SMS

Mai Dua Karta Hun K ALLAH apko

Muskan

Iman

Khushi

Waqar

Tehzeeb

Shaan

Shoukat

Sabar

Fazal

Tabasum

Roshan

Rahmat

dy

12 Bache Kafi Hain Ya or Dua dun-):


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Ae ALLAH mere .wo tamam gunah maaf farma . .

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jin ki waja se meri shadi ruki huwi hai.

(Aamen)

Dedicate to all Kanwari Party-)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Good Night SMS

Apko kaisa lagega agr neend me apka hath bistar se bahar nikle aur bed k neeche se koi use pakar le.

Ya ap channel badlen aur har channel mai w0hi picture dikhe

Ya apki chaddar apne ap sirakne lage

Ya ap beech raat mei ankhein kholen aur dekhen k ceiling fan se koi apko dekh raha hai

Ya ap pani pine uthen aur khirki k bahar se burhiya bole "1 glass mere liye bi le aana

Khair choro in sub baton ko

Mene to goodnight kehne k lye msg kia tha.

GOOD NIGHT


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

A really cute one:

I deleted one of my friends number 4m my ph0ne book coz of certain misunderstandings b/w us.

Today i recieved a friendship msg 4m an unknown number..

I replied who r u.?

I was shocked to get this reply. HoW ki spelling me W piche ata hai IDIOT,

Aage Nahi.. )


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

If u want to remove ur wrinkles, pimples, acne, black heads and the sign of burns from ur skin..

Try

"ADOBE PHOTOSHOP"

Zubaida apa k eLeCtrOnIc t0tkey..


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Totke SMS

Zubaida aapa urdu bazaar se 5, 5 rupay ki kitabain laa kr totkay batati hain.

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WikiLeaks -)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

Aik derwesh ne apne murshid se arz kya k me logon k hujoom se tang aa gya hun! Wo meri zyarat k lye buhat zyadah aate hen or ibadat me khlal(interruption) dalte hen!

Murshid ne frmaya k tere pas aane walon me jo derwesh or muflis hen unko qarz de or jo log ameer hen unse kuchh qarz ya hadya mang. Iske bad tere pas koi bhi nhi aae ga..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

Aik orat Imam Yas Bin Saad(RA) k pas chhota sa brtun le kr shehd mangne hazir hui or kehne lgi, 'Mera khawand beemar he'!

Imam(RA) ne use shehd se bhra hua mashkeezah(leather bag for carrying liquid) dene ka hukm frmaya to ksi ne arz ki k wo to chhoti si piyali me mangti he!

Aap(RA) ne frmaya, 'Us ne apni hesiyat k mwafiq manga or hum ne apni hesiyat k mwafiq dya he'..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

Aik din Mughal Shahanshah Jahangir tafreeh e tba(amusement) ki khatir Noor Jahan k hamrah shahi mahal k jharoke(window of palace) me aa betha or samne shahrah ka nazzarah krne lga!

Us wqt aik umr raseedah burrha aadmi(old man) shahrah se guzr raha tha. Jiski kamr duhri(with a bent back) ho chuki thi!

Use dekh kr Jahangir mutafikkr(anxious, depressed) ho gya or Noor Jahan se mukhatib ho kr puchhne lga,

'Chakhum Gushta Mi Gardand Piran E Jahan Deedah'?

(ye jahan deedah aadmi is qdar jhuk kr q chal raha he?)

Noor Jahan ne forun jwab dya,

'Bazeer E Khak Mi jouind Ayyam E Jwani Ra'!

(zameen pr jwani k din dhoondta phir raha he)..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Moral SMS

Difference b/w TRUTH & LIE:

Truth is a Debit Card:

Pay first & enjoy later!

Lie is a Credit Card:

Enjoy first & pay later,

with markup..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

When U Read A Good Msg U Never Think Of d Person Who Sends it,

But U Think Of d Person Whom U Want 2 Send it.

Paise koi Kharch kry,Yaad koi Aaye ->


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adn (Posted On: 15 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Nuqsaan wali cheezain

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(Log) poochte hain ke sharab or jooye ka kia hukum hai? Aap P.B.U.H keh dijiye ke in donon cheezon main bare nuqsaanat hain

agarcha in main logon ke liye kuch faide bhi hain magar in ka gunah un faidon se ziada hai (log) daryaaft karte hain ke hum

Allah ki rah main kitna kharach karain? Aap P.B.U.H keh dijiye ke jo kuch tumhare zaroorat se ziada ho wo kharach karo is tarhan

Allah apne ehkaam tumhare liye saaf saaf bayan karta hai ta ke tum soch lia karo.


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adn (Posted On: 16 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Namaz ki pabandi rakho

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(aye musalmanon) apni sari namazon ki pabandi rakho khususan darmiyani namaz ki, Allah ke aage (aajizon ki tarhan) bare adab

se khare raha karo badamni ki halath (main agar tum ko khof) ho to khua pedal ho ya sawar (jis tarhan mumkin ho namaz parho)

or jab aman mayasar aa jaae to Allah ko yaad karo jis tarhan Allah ne tum ko seekha dia hai jo tum pehle nahin jante the


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adn (Posted On: 17 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

karze hasna

Allah ka neem se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Musalmanon Allah ki rah main jihad karo or is baat ka yaqeen kar rakho ke Allah bara sune wala or khob jane wala hai

tum main kon hai jo Allah ko karze hasna de ta ke Allah ise kai gunah charha kar wapas kare, ghatana bhi Allah ke ikhtiyaar main

hai or barhana bhi or usee ki taraf tumhain palat kar jana hai


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adn (Posted On: 18 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah bara wosat wala hai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jo log apne maal Allah ki rah main kharch karte rehte hain un ke kharch ki misal aise hai jese aik dana boya jaae

or is se sath balain ugain or har baal ke andar so so dane hon ise tarhan Allah jis ke amal ko chahta hai ziada kar deta

hai or Allah bara wosat wala bara ilim wala hai


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adn (Posted On: 19 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Zalim log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo jo kuch (Mal-o-mata) hum ne tumhain de rakha hai is main se kharach karo kabal is

ke ke wo din aa jaae jis main na aamal ka soda hoga na dosti kaam aae gi or na sifarish chale gi

or zalim asal main wohi hain jo kufar ki ravish ikhtiyaar karte hain


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adn (Posted On: 20 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ki hukumat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah hi mabood barhak hai is ke siva koi ebadat ke kabil nahin hai. wohi zinda qaaim rehne wala hai

ise na to oongh aati hai or na neend zamin or aasmanon main jo kuch hai ise ka hai kon hai aisa ke

is ki eejazat ke bager is ke saamne (kisi ki) sifarish kar sake jo kuch bandon ke samne hai or jo kuch

in se ojhal hai wo sab janta hai or is ki maloomat main se koi cheez in ki girift main nahin aa sakti

jab tak ke kisi cheez ka ilm wo khud hi in ko na dena chahe. is ki hukumat aasmanon or zamin per chai

hui hai or in ki negehbani Allah keliye koi dushwar kaam nahin hai bas wohi aik buzurg or bartar (aali shan)

zaat hai.


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adn (Posted On: 21 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Mazboot sahara

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Deen ke mamle main koi zabardasti nahn hai hidayat to bilkul saaf or zahir hai or gumrahi

se alag chant kar rakh di gai hai. ab jo koi gumrah karne wali shetani qoowaton ka inkaar

kar ke Allah per eman le aaya us ne aik aisa mazboot sahara tham lia jo kabhi tootne wala nahin

or Allah (jis ka sahara us ne lia) sab kuch sune wala or jane wala hai


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adn (Posted On: 22 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

eman ki roshni

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jo log eman laate hain Allah un ka hami-o-madadgar hai or wo un ko (kufar ki) tareekion se nikaal kar (eman ki) roshni

ki taraf laata hai. or jo log kufar ki rah ikhtiyaar karte hain un ki sathi gumrah karne wali qoowatain hain jo unhain (eman ki)

roshinion se (kufar ki) tareekion ki taraf khech kar le jaati hain ye aag main jane wale log hain jahan ye hamesha rahain ge


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adn (Posted On: 23 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Zindagi or mot

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Kia tum ne us shaks (yani Namrood) ke haal per gor kia jis ne (Hazrat Ibraheem alahe salam) se un ke rab

ke bare main jhagra kia tha wo garoor main tha ke Allah ne ise Hukumat de rakhi thi. jab (hazrat) Ibraheem

alahe salam ne kaha ke mera rab to wo hai jis ke ikhtiyaar main zindagi or mot hai to us ne jawab dia

zindagi or mot to main bhi deta hon (is per Hazrat) Ibraheem alahe salam ne kaha ke accha Allah sooraj ko

(rozana) mashrik se nikaalta hai tu zara (aik hi roz) ise maghrib se nikaal kar dekha ye sun kar wo

munkir haq shshdar reh gaya Allah aise zalimon ko hidayat nahin dia karta


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adn (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Ghani or burdbar

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

jo log apne maal Allah ki rah main kharach karte hain or kharach karne ke bad na to ehsan jatate hain or na dukh pohnchate hain

un ke liye un ke rab ke pas is ka ajar hai or (qayamat ke roz) un per na koi khof ho ga or na wo ghamgeen honge. munasib baat

keh dena or kisi nagawar baat per zara si chasham poshi (or darguzar) karna is kheraat se behtar hai jis ke bad dukh pohchaya jee

Allah bara ghani hai or burdbare is ki sifat hai


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Brilliant add posted at a woman's shoe shop

"Ten percent discount on shoes purchased within ten minutes"...


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Ik Scientist Ne Ek Cockroach Pr Research Ki K Cockroach Ks Gender Se Taaluq Rkhte Hen,

Usne Cockroach Ko Hath Mai Pakra Aur Us Se Pucha "Kya Tm Female Ho?

Cockroch silnt rha phr pocha

Male ho?

Pher b koi jwab na mila to pher chilla k pocha kon ho tm?

Tang aa kr cockroch ne table per jump ki or zor se Tali maar kr kamar pr hath rakh kr bola......

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"AAYE HAYE AB B NA SAMJAY K HM KON HAIN CHIKNAY"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Resolution Day SMS

Happy Resolution Day!!

Its been a long journey from Jinnah to Zardari .. Good to Evil, Hero to Villain, Beauty to Beast, honour to shame, literate to illiterate, angel to devil, valor to cowardice, leader to a cheater, giver to Taker, loyal to traitor, maker to destroyer, musa to feron, fame to shame, result to insult, glory to sorry, grace to disgrace, favour to labour, victory to mockery...!!

Strive to restore Jinnah's Pakistan!

Pakistan Zindabad!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Resolution Day SMS

Hum To Mit Jaien Gy Ay Arz-E-Watan Lekin Tum Ko...

Zinda Rehna Hai Qayamat Ki Sehar Honay Tak...!!!

Happy Pakistan Day!!

¤Pakistan¤ ¤Zindabad¤


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Resolution Day SMS

Pathan Larki se

mere dil Me a jao !!!

Girl (ghussay se):

"CHAPPAL utaroon kya ??"

Pathan:

"Pagli aisy hi aa jao

Masjid thori hy.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

Perfect relationship is not that you never get angry, upset or irritated with each other ..

Its how fast you resolve & bounce back to normaL


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

F.B.I ki tafteesh k bad ye bat sabit hogayi hai k

"Jazba" waley song mai jo larka afridi ko mitti deta hai wo mitti nahi MANP00RI thi


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS:

1) Whnevr I Find the Key 2 Success, Some1 Changes the Lock.

2) The Road 2 Success

Is Always Under Construction.

3) In order 2 get a Loan, U 1st need 2 Prove that U dnt Need it.

4) All the Desireable Thingz in Life R eithr Illegal, Expensive or Married.

5) Once U hav Bought Sumthng Expensive, U will Find the Same item being sold Sumwhre else at a Cheaper rate.

Thats life dear.

Enjoy life & Be Happy.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Beautiful line written at Petrol pump..

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Avoid GIRL FRNDZ,

It save 90%

Petrol...


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Kya faida..

Matric

I.Com

B.Com

D.Com

BSC

M.Com

MBA

LLB

MBBS

Kachiii

Pakkiii

kerne ka?

Jub yehi pata na chalay

k

"PAKORON" ko english mein kia kehte hain..


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

Dreams asked life:when we all will come true.? Life replied:never because if you all come true then i will lose my meaning.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

A Pakistani boy got admission in an american school

Teacher: what is your name?

Boy: saleem.

Teacher: no, now you are in america, your name is johnny from today.

Boy went home. Mom asked:

How was the day saleem?

Boy: i'm an american now call me johnny.

Mom & dad both got offended & beat him up.

Next day he went to school, all bruised.

Teacher: what happened johnny?

Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after i became an american, i was attacked by two Pakistanis


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

Aik Buzurg ka QOAL hai:

"Saari Duniya k saray log tujhay apnay faaeday k liye chahtay hain..

Sirf aik ALLAH hi hai jo tujhay teray faaeday k liye chahta hai!"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Ae Allah...

Mere Wo Tamam Gunah Muaf Farma...

jin ki waja se, Meri Shadi Ruki Hui hy.

Shadi shuda log "Ruki" Lafz Hata kr Prhen.

Shukrya.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

"Amal To Baad Ki Baat Hay,

Qudrat To Achhay Khayalat Or Taswurat Ki Bhi Jaza Deti Hay."


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

A little advice...

"Live Well and Happily,

Its The Best Revenge To Those..

Who Have Hurt You and Avoided You..!!"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

"Haal pochny se konsa haal theek ho jata hai"ay Dost"

Tasali-e-dil ho jati hai k koi hamara b hai"...!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

Couple silent in bed.

Wife thinks

Why is he not talking to me?

Is he thinking of another woman?

Does he like someone else?

Is he seeing someone?

Don't I appeal to him anymore?

Are wrinkles showing on my face?

Is he trying to dump me?

Is he now finding me ugly?

Have I put on weight at the wrong places?

Does my make up repel him?

Is he upset with my nagging?

WHY IS HE UPSET?

Husband thinks :Why the hell Afridi dont include third fast bowler in team?????


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Faraz SMS

Kon meri chahat ka fasana samje ga is dor me,

faraz. . . ?

yahan to log apni zarurt ko hi "DOSTI" kehte hy


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Resolution Day SMS

Reality:

In Bed,

It's 6 a.m,

U close your eyes for 5 mins,

it's 7:45

But In class during lecture,

It's 9:30

U close your eyes for 5 mins

It's 9:31..!-)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

"Har Insan ka Rizq us ki mout ki tarha muqarrar hay

Ye tum pe hy k tum usay Halal tareeqe se kamao ya Haram se. Milna utna hi hy"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Boy aur Girl mei jhagra ho raha tha.

Aakhir Boy bola:

Dekho yah masla humein Larai se nahi Aqal se hal karna chahye!

Girl:

Haan haan...

Ta'kay tum Jeet jao!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

A WISE PHYSICIAN SAID . . .

"I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and I have prescribed many things but in the long run I have learned that the best medicine for the human creature is LOVE "

Someone asked, if it doesnt work?

He smiled and answered.

INCREASE THE DOSE !!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

Offoh

Dosti ka sara kam

mujy he

krna prta

hy

Miss b mai krun

Care b krun

Wish b krun

Gööd morning b

Göød ñite b

Héllø b

Håy b

Cäll b

Sms b

Chalo ab 1kam aap b kr do

Ek sweet c smile De do

,//,

(@ .. @)

(<....>)

Oye,hoye

So sweet kia smile hai Loot liya.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Good Night SMS

raaT Ho cHuki Hai...

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buTTon dabane se suraj nHi nikle ga.

cHup cHaap so jao *good nigHT*


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

"There is nothing special in this msg except the person who send it..!"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

PUNCTUATION POWER !

An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

& Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

¤ All the males wrote:

"A Woman, without her man, is nothing"

While All females wrote:

"A Woman ! without her, man is nothing".

Feel the Difference.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

"Understanding is Deeper than Knowledge..,

There are Many People Who Know Us But Very Few Who Understand Us.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

Mil kar karte they tafreeh jin ke sath,

Aaj un Dosto se milney ko dil tarasta hai..

Har pal muskuratey they jo chehrey,,

Aaj unhein dekhney ko dil tarasta hai..

Nafrat thi jis class room se,,

Aaj wahan se guzarney ko dil tarasta hai..

Zindagi ke sab se haseen woh pal,,

Aaj phir se jeeney ko dil karta hai...

I miss those days & i miss all my friends.)

DEDICATED 2 ALL MY LOVING FRiENDS.-)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

"Fikr-e-Mustaqbil ne faaslay bana diye warna,

Sab yaar aik sath thay abhi kal ki baat hai"

Dedicated to my all friendz...


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS

Admi med store wale sy: mjhe zeher chahye

Chemist: main nahi dy sakta jb tk tmhare pas nuskha na ho,

Man show Nikah Nama.

Chmt: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti?


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adn (Posted On: 25 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Sadqat or dekhawa

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo apne sadqat ko ehsan jata kar or dukh pohncha kar barbad na karo jis tarhan

wo shakas jo apna maal mehaz logon ko dekhane ki khatir khrach karta hai or wo na Allah per

eman rakhta hai na aakhrat per is ke maal ki misal us chataan ki manind hai jis per miti ki

teh jami hui hai. is per jab zor ki barish barsi to sari miti beh gai or saaf chataan

ki chataan reh gai aise logo apne nazdeek kheraat kar ke jo neki kamate hain is se kuch bhi

in ke hath nahin aata or Allah nashukron ko hidayat hi nahin dia karta


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adn (Posted On: 27 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah kisi ka mohtaj nahin

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo jo kuch maal tum ne kamaya hai or jo kuch hum ne zamin se tumhare liye nikaala hai is main

se umdah cheez ko Allah ki rah main kharach karo aisa na ho ke Allah ki rah main dene keliye bure se bure

cheez chatne ki koshish karne lago halake wohi cheez agar koi tumhain de to tum hargiz use lena gawara na karo ge

bajuz is ke ke lete waqt aankhain band karlo. tumhain jan lena chahiye ke Allah kisi ka mohtaj nahin or wo tareef

ke laaiq hai.


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adn (Posted On: 28 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Hikmat ki dolat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Shetaan tumhain muflisi (or mohtaji) se darata hai or buri baat (yaani bukhal) ka mashwara deta hai magar

Allah tum se apni bakshish or rehmat ka wadar karta hai Allah bara farakh dast or dana hai wo jise chahta hai hikmat

ata karta hai or jise hikmat ata ho gai use haqeeqat main bare dolat mil gai or in baton se to sirf wohi log sabak lete hain

jo akal wale hain


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adn (Posted On: 29 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Sadqat chupa kar do

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Agar tum apne sadqat ko zahir kardo to ye bhi accha hai lekin agar inhain chupa kar hajatmandon ko do to ye tumhare haq

main ziada behtar hai is tarze amal se Allah tum se tumhare kuch gunha bhi door kar de ga or jo kuch tum karte ho Allah ko

beharhaal is ki khabar hai.


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adn (Posted On: 30 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Hidayat

Allah ke nam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Logo ko hidayat bakash dene ki zimedari aap (P.B.U.H) per nahin hai balke Allah jise

chahta hai hidayat baksh deta hai or (aye eman walo) jo kuch bhi maal tum kharach karte ho

wo tumhare apne faaede ke liye hai. Aakhir tum Allah ki raza hasil karne keliye hi to kharach

karte ho to jo kuch maal tum kharach karo ge us ka poora poora ajar tumhain dia jaae ga

or tumhare liye is main zara kami na ki jaae gi.


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adn (Posted On: 31 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Deen ki khidmat karne wale log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

jo (maal) tum kharach karo ge to asal main ye haq in tangdast or hajat mand logon ka hai jo Allah ke kaam (yaani deen ki khidmat)

main aise ghir gaye hain ke (wo apne zaati kasb maash keliye) zamin main koi dor dhoop nahin kar sakte. in ki khudari dekh

kar nawakif aadmi khayaal karta hai ke ye kushaal hain tum in ke chahron se in ki androoni haalt pehchan sakte ho wo

logon se lipat kar nahin mangte phirte or tum jo kuch maal (un per) kharach karo ge wo Allah se posheeda na rahe ga


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adn (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

sood haram hai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jo log sood khate hain un ka haal is shakas jesa hota hai jise shetaan ne lipat kar dewana bana dia ho

or un ke is haalat main mubtila hone ki waja ye hai ke wo kehte hain soda bechna (yaani tijaarat) bhi to

aakhir sood hi jese cheez hai halake Allah ne sode (yaani tijaarat) ko halal kia hai or sood ko haram

lehaza jis shakas ke paas Allah ki taraf se ye naseehat pohnchi or wo aainda ke liye sood lene se baaz

aa gaya to jo kuch (sood) wo pehle kha chuka so kha chuka is ka mamla Allah ke hawale hai or jo is hukum

ke baad phir ise harkat ka eaada kar wo jahanami hai jahan wo hamesha rahe ga


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

ALLAH karey, ALLAH karey

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world cup toot jaey.. . .


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

'I'd like to say Sorry to my Nation..'

(Shahid Afridi)

We dont need your Sorry Captain.. WE ARE PROUD of you!!

You played till the end,

You played quite well,

You made them breathe heavy till the last shot..

Pakistani Team Rocks!!

Spread optimism for what they strived & dont lose hope!

*Pakistan Zindabad*


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

I am sorry to my nation (Said by Shahid Afridi)

Why Sorry?

You gave us a hope by reaching semi final and bringing that beauty back to your nation

Why Sorry?

You built the seperated team and united them.

Why Sorry?

A 6th ranked team beating and competing with the top class teams in their ground.

Why Sorry?

It was because of YOU that Pakistani National Anthem was sung in the Indian ground.

Why Sorry?

You raised Pakistani Flag in Mohali.

Dear Shahid, we Pakistanis Love you! You are our hero.. Hats off to you!

Spread this msg so much that it reaches our team captain!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Husband: Ek Writer ne likha hai k

"Shohar ko b Ghar ke Mamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahiye"

Wife- Wo Bechara b dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka..!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

"Jub murghi anda free main daiti hy, to bazar main 8 rupay ka q milta ??"

aaj nahi bolo ge to kal bhugto gy..

Khamoshi Ka Bycott..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Friendship SMS

Jo Kehte Thay Hum se Tum Maango To Jan Bhi Hazir Hai

FARAZ..

Aaj 100 Ka Load Maanga To Kehte Hain MQM Ka Banda Maar Dia Sab Dukanein Band Hain..


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Difference between Friend and Wife

You can Tell ur Friend

"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife

"YoU are my Best Wife?"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

Difference between liability and asset?

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girl is an asset.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

Bihari edtion of "baby baby, Yes mama"

Bitwa! bitwa!

Ka bapu?

Panwa khaiyo?

Na bapu..

Jhoot bolwa?

Na bapu?

Munh khol bitwa?

Aakh..thoooo -p


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

Best funny comment written on a MEMON shop:

'Udhar sirf 80 se 90 saal k umar k logon ko diya jae ga,

wo b un k waliden se poch kar.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

A small grain of Ego is enough to destroy every kind of feeling between two persons..'

Just remember that the most beloved 'Angel' was kicked out from Heaven only due to his EGO.. And he becam a sign of evil 4ever

Try to be humble in Life


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Commercial SMS

Munni

Sheela

Veena

Zubaida

Nawaz sharif

Zardari

Mujji babu

Faraz

Dew

Pepsi

Boycott

Lifebouy

Umer and dadi

Anda gotala(UBL)

In sab ko goli maro, aur ye btao:

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Han to ye MONA kon thi?


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Aao JaNch Letey HaiN

Dard K Tarazu Pr

Kis K Gham KahaN Tak HaiN

ShiddateiN KahaN Tak HaiN

Kuch Aziz LogoN Se

PouchNa To Parta Hai

Aaj Kal WafaoN Ki QeemteiN KahaN Tak HaiN

FursateiN MileiN Jab Bhi

RaNjisheiN Bhula DeNa

KoN JaNay SaaNsoN Ki

MohlateiN KahaN Tak HaiN... *


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Commercial SMS

An idea can change ur life

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BUT

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A girl can change ur idea.

So

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Alwayz change ur girlfrnd to get new ideas.

Wah wah

What an idea Sir Jee:.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Teacher

homework q nhi kiya?

Student

sir,light nhi thi

Teachr

to mom batti jala lete

Stdnt

sir,maachis nhi thi

Teachr

Machis q nai thi

Stdnt

jis room me ibadat krty hain wahan rkhi thi.

Teachr

to wahan se le aate

Stdnt

nahaya hua nhi tha

Teachr

nahaye q nhi thy

stdnt

pani nhi tha sir

teachr

pani q nhi tha?

Stdnt

sir motor nhi chal rahi thi.

Teachr

Ullu k pathy motor q nai chal rahi thi ?

Stdnt

sir bataya to hy light nhi thi..


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adn (Posted On: 03 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

karz dar ko mohlat do

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Agar tumhara karzdar tang dast ho to hath khulne tak ise mohlat do or agar maaf hi kar do to ye

tumhare liye ziada behtar hai agar tum samjho. or is din se darte raho jab tum sab ko Allah hi ki

taraf lot kar jana hai wahan har shaks ko us ki kamai (hui neki ya badi) ka poora poora badla mil

jaae ga or kisi per zara bhi zulm har giz na hoga


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adn (Posted On: 04 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ka hisab

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aasmanon or zamin main jo kuch hai sab Allah ka hai or jo batain tumhare dilon main hain chahe tum un ko zahir karo ya posheda

rakho Allah beharhal un ka hisab tum se le le ga. phir use ikhtiyaar hai jise chahe maaf kar de or jise chahe saza de or Allah har cheez

per poori qudrat rakhta hai.


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adn (Posted On: 05 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Aye Allah hum per reham farma

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah kisi per is ki taqat se barh kar zimedari ka bojh nahin dalta. har shakas ne jo neki kamai hai is ka faida ise keliye hai

or jo bade kami hai is ka nuqsaan use ke liye hai. (eman laane walo tum yon dua karo) aye hamare rab hum se bhool chook

main jo kusoor ho jaain un per girift na kar. aye malik hum per koi sakhat hukum na bhej jo tu ne hum se pehle logon per bheje

the aye perwardigar hum per aisa bojh (dunya aakhrat main) na daal jo hum bardasht na kar sakain. hamare sath narmi kar

hum se darguzar farma hum per reham farma tu hi hamara mola (or karsaaz) hai kafiron ke muqable main hamare madad farma


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adn (Posted On: 06 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ki kitab

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(wo) Allah hi hai jis ke siwa koi dosra mabood bane ka haqdar nahin hai or wo zinda hai or wohi nizaam -e- kaayenat ko sambhale hue hai

Allah hi ne ye kitab (Quran Majeed) Aap P.B.U.H per nazil ki hai jo in kitabon ki tasdeek karti hai jo is se pehle nazil ho chuki hain


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adn (Posted On: 07 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Kasoti

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Is (Quran Majeed) se pehle wo (Allah) Insanon ki hidayat keliye Toret or Injeel nazil kar chuka hai

or is ne wo kasoti utaari hai (Jo haq or batil ka fark dekhane wali hai) jo log Allah ki Aayaat ko

mane se inkaar karain un ko yaqeenan sakhat saza mile gi or Allah be panha taaqat ka malik hai or

buraai ka badla dene wala hai


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adn (Posted On: 08 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Dozakh ka eendhan

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

beshaka jin logon ne kufar ka rawaya ikhtiyaar kia hai un ke maal or un ki olad Allah ke mukable main un ke kuch kaam na

aain gi or aise log dozakh ka eendhan ban kar rahain ge un ka haal bhi wesa hi hoga jesa firon ke sathion or un se pehle ke nafarmanon

ka ho chuka hai unhon ne bhi Allah ki aayat ko jhutlaya tha jis per Allah ne un ke gunahon ke sabab un ko pakar lia or Allah bara

sakhat saza dene walal hai


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adn (Posted On: 09 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Bura theekana

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye Nabi (P.B.U.H) jin login ne aap (P.B.U.H) ki daawat ko kabool karne se inkaar kar dia hai

un se keh dijiye ke ankareeb tum dunya main maghloob ho jaao ge or aakhrat main jahanam ki taraf

ikhate kiye jaao ge or wo bara hi bura thekana hai.


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adn (Posted On: 10 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Chand roza zindagi ka saaman

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharhan nehayat reham wala hai

Logon ke liye margoobat nafs (yaani) ortain, olad, sone chande ke dher, neshan pare hue ghore, maveshi

or zaraee zaminin bare kushnuma banadigai hain, magar ye sab dunya ki chand roza zindagi ke saaman hain

haqeeqat main jo behtareen thekana hai wo to Allah ke paas hai.


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adn (Posted On: 11 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

sab se acchi cheez

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aap (P.B.U.H) keh dijiye ke main tumhain aise cheez bataon jo in (cheezon) se ziada acchi hai (to suno) jo log Allah se

darte rehte hain un ke liye un ke rab ke paas baagh hain jin ke neeche nehrain behti hongi, wahan wo hamesha rahain ge

pakeza biviyaan un ki rafeeq hongi or sab se barh kar Allah ki kushnoodi hogi or Allah apne naik bandon ko khood dekh raha hai


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adn (Posted On: 12 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ke siva koi maabood nahin

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah ne khud is baat ki gavahi di hai ke us ke siva koi ebadat ke laaeq nahin hai or farishte or sab ehle ilm bhi is baat

per gavah hain ke wohi (Allah) hakim hai insaaf ka us ke siva koi maabood nahin, wo zabardast hai or hikmat wala bhi hai.


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adn (Posted On: 13 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

aamal ki barbadi

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Be shak jo log Allah ke ehkaam-o-hidayat ko manne se inkaar karte hain or us ke Pagambaron ko nahaq

katal karte hain or aise logon ki jaan ke darpe ho jaate hain jo aamal or ikhlaaq main insaaf ki taleem

dete hain. Aap (P.B.U.H) inhain dardnaak saza ki khabar suna dijiye yehi wo log hain jin ke aamal dunya

or aakhrat donon main barbaad hogaye or un ka haame-o-madadgar koi nahin hai.


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adn (Posted On: 14 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ka Ikhtiyaar

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aap (P.B.U.H) keh dijiye aye Allah sare mulkon ke malik! tu jise chahe hakoomat dede or jis se chahe hakoomat cheen le.

jise chahe izzat de or jis ko chahe zillat de. har tarhaan ki bhalaai tere ikhtiyaar main hai beshak tu har cheez per qaadir hai

tu hi raat ko din main daakhil karta hai or din ko raat main tu hi jaandar main se bejaan ko peda karta hai or bejaan main se

jaandaar ko or tu jise chahta hai behisaab rizk deta hai.


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adn (Posted On: 15 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Kaafiron ko dost na banao

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Musalmanon ko chahiye ke wo ehle eman ko chor kar kafiron ko apna rafeeq-o-dost hargiz na banaain or jo koi aisa karega

us ka Allah se koi taaluq nahin. Magar aise soorat main ke tum is ke zulm se bachne keliye bazahir aisa tarz ikhtiyaar kar jaao

or Allah tumhain api zaat se darata hai or tumhain Allah hi ki taraf plat kar jaana hai.


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adn (Posted On: 16 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah sab kuch janta hai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai.

Aye nabi (P.B.U.H) logon ko khabardar kar dijiye ke tumhare dilon main jo kuch hai ise

khua tum chupaao ya zahir karo Allah beharhal ise janta hai wo to sab kuch janta hai jo kuch

Aasmanon or zamin main hai or Allah har cheez per kudrat rakhta hai.


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adn (Posted On: 17 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Aadmi ki tamna

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

wo din aane wala hai jab har shaks apne kiye (hue emal) ka phal saamne paaye ga khua is ne

bhalai ki ho ya burai. Is roz aadmi ye tamna kare ga ke kaash abhi ye din is se bohot dor hota

Allah tumhain apne aap se darata hai or Allah apne bandon per bohot meharban hai.


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adn (Posted On: 18 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Maaf karne wala

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye nabi (P.B.U.H) logon se keh dijiye ke agar tum log haqeeqat main Allah se mohobat rakhte ho

to mere peravi ikhtiyaar karo Allah tum se mohobat kare ga or tumhare gunah maaf kardega Allah

bara maaf karne wala hai bara meharban hai


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adn (Posted On: 19 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Ataat

Allah ke nam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aap (P.B.U.H) keh dijiye ke Allah or is ke rasool (Hazrat Mohammad P.B.U.H) ki ataat karo is per bhi agar wo log

Aap (P.B.U.H) ki daawat kabool na karin to Allah aise nafarmanon se zara Mohobat nahin karta


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sloya (Posted On: 19 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

In life when u face choices, just toss a coin. Not because it settles the Quest...

But,

while the coin is in the air, u will know what your Heart is hoping for.


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adn (Posted On: 20 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ke farmabardar

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye nabi (P.B.U.H) keh dijiye ke hum Allah per eman rakhte hain is ki taaleem ko mante hain jo hum per nazil ki gai or

in taalemat ko bhi mante hain jo Ibraheem (P.B.U.H), Ismaeel (P.B.U.H), Ishaaq (P.B.U.H), Yaqoob (P.B.U.H), or olade Yaqoob

per nazil hui thin or in hidayaat per bhi eman rakhte hain jo Moosa (P.B.U.H) or Esa (P.B.U.H) or dosre pagambaron ko un ke rab

ki taraf se di gain. Hum in main se kisi ke darmiyaan koi farq nahin karte or hum to Allah ke farmabardar or (Muslim) hain


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adn (Posted On: 21 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah zalimon ko hidayat nahin deta

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah aise logon ko kis tarhan hidayat bakshe ga jinhon ne nemat eman paa lene ke bad phir kufar kar lia halake wo khud

is baat per gavahi de chuke hain ke Rasool Muhammad (P.B.U.H) haq per hain un ke paas roshan neshaniyaan bhi aa chuki hain

Allah aise zalimon ko to hidayat nahin deta in ki saza yehi hai ke in per Allah ki or farishton ki or tamam insaanon ki laant hoti hai

wo hamesha hamesha ise laant main rahain ge na un per se azaab halka hoga or na hi unhain mohlat di jaae gi


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adn (Posted On: 22 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Dardnaak saza

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Beshak jin logon ne kufar ikhtiyaar kia or kufar ki halat main jaan de

un main se koi agar apne aap ko saza se bachane keliye zamin bhar ka sona

fidya main dena chahe to ise hargiz kabool nahin kia jaae ga yehi wo log hain

jin keliye dardnaak saza tayaar hai or koi (un ki) madad nahin kare ga


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adn (Posted On: 23 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Neki ka husool

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Tum log kabhi bhi koi neki hasil na kar sako ge jab tak ke apni wo cheezain (Allah ki rah main) kharach na karo

jinhain tum nehayat azeez rakhte ho or jo kuch bhi tum (Allah ki rah main) kharach karo ge Allah is se khoob (acchi tarhan)

wakif hai.


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adn (Posted On: 24 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Sedha Raasta

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo Allah se daro jesa ke us se darne ka haq hai tum ko mot na aae magar is haal main ke tum muslim ho ()

sab mil kar Allah ki rasi (yaani deen Islam) ko mazboot pakar lo or tafarka main na paro or tum per Allah ka jo enam

hai is ko yaad rakho ke jab tum aik dosre ke dushman the to Allah ne tumhare dilon main mohobat daal di or us ke fazal

se tum (aapas main) bhai bhai ban gaye. tum logo dozakh ke kinaare per the Allah ne tumhain is se bacha lia. Is tarhan

Allah apne ehkaam khol khol kar bayaan karta hai take tumhain apni falah ka raasta nazar aa jaae


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adn (Posted On: 25 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Kaamyab log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Tum main kuch log aise zaroor hi rehne chahiean jo neki ki taraf bulaya karain, bhalaai ka hukum dain or buraioon se rokte

rahain yehi log poore kaamyab hain() or tum log un logon ki tarhan mat ho jaana jo firkon main bat gaye or khuli khuli wazah

hidayaat (or ehkaam) paane ke baad phir ikhtilaaf main mubtila ho gaye or un ke liye bohot dardnaak azab hoga


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adn (Posted On: 26 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Behtareen jamat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Ab dunya main wo behtareen jamat tum log ho jise insanon ki hidayat or islah ke liye peda kia gaya hai. Tum bhali ka hukum dete

ho buraai se rokte ho or Allah per eman rakhte ho. Ye ehle kitaab bhi agar eman le aate to in keliye accha hota. Agarcha in main

kuch log emandar hain magar aksar in main se nafarman hain.


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adn (Posted On: 27 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

eman walon ke dushman

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walon, apne siva kisi ger mazhab wale ko apna raazdar na banao, wo tumhare kharabi ke kisi moke se faida

uthane main nahin chookte. tumhain jis cheez se nuqsaan pohnche wohi in ko mehboob hai. un ke dil ka bugz un ke moon

se zahir hua jaata hai or wo jo kuch apne seenon main chupaae hue hain wo is se bhi barh kar hai. hum ne tumhain saaf saaf

hidayat de di hain agar tum akal se kaam lene wale ho


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adn (Posted On: 28 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Sood khana chor do

Allah ke nam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo ye barhta charhta sood khana chor do or Allah se darte raho, umeed hai tum falah paa jaao ge() Is Aag se bacho jo

kafiron ke liye tayaar ki gai hai () or Allah or us ke Rasooll (P.B.U.H) ka hukum khushi khushi maan lo take tum per Allah ki rehmat ho ()


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adn (Posted On: 29 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Magfirat or jannat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(Aye eman walo) dor kar chalo us magfirat ki taraf jo tumhare rab ki taraf se hai or is jannat ki taraf jis ki woosat zamin

or aasmanon jese hai or wo sirf (Allah se darne wale) parhaizgar logon ke liye tayaar ki gai hai


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adn (Posted On: 30 Apr, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ke dost

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Ye wo (perhaizgar) log hain jo khua badhal hon ya khushhaal, har haal main apne maal (Allah ki rah main) kharach

karte hain or ghuse ko zabt karte hain or dosron ke kasoor maaf kar dete hain aise naik (or ehssan karne wale)

logon ko Allah dost rakhta hai


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adn (Posted On: 01 May, 2011)
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Gunahon ki maafi

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jin (logon) ka haal ye hai ke agar kabhi koi beja (or ghalat) kaam un se sarzard ho jaata hai ya kisi

gunha ka irtikaab kar ke wo apne ooper zulm kar bethte hain to (foran) Allah ko yaad kar lete hain or

apne gunahon se maafi talab karne lagte hain kunke Allah ke siva or kon hai jo gunha maaf kar sakta ho

or wo apne kiye hue fel per israar nahin karte or wo (ya baat) khoob jaante hain


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adn (Posted On: 02 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Mot ka waqt mukarar hai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Koi zee rooh Allah ke hukum ke bager nahin mar sakta. Mot ka (mukararah) waqt to likha hua hai.

jo shakas dunya ke sawab ke eerade se kaam karta hai to is ko hum dunya ka hisa dedete hain or jo

aakhrat ke nafe ke eerade se kaam karta hai to hum use aakhrat ka hisa dedain ge or ankareeb shukar ada

karne walon ko hum un ki jaza zaroor ata karain ge.


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adn (Posted On: 03 May, 2011)
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Haami -o- madadgar

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo, agar tum un logon ka kehna mano ge jinhon ne kufar ki rah ikhtiyaar ki hai to wo tum ko (kufar ki taraf)

ulta pher dain ge or tum (har tarhan se) nakam ho jaao ge() (un ki sari batain ghalt hain) haqeeqat ye hai ke Allah tumhara

haami -o- madadgar hai or wo behtareen madad karne wala hai.


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adn (Posted On: 04 May, 2011)
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Kafiron jese baatain na karo

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo, kaafiron jese baatain na karo jin ke aziz-o-akaarib jab kisi sarzamin main safar karte hain ya jang main shareek hote

hain (or wahan kisi haadse se dochar ho jaate hain) to wo kehte hain ke agar wo hamare paas rehte to na maare jaae or na qatal hote

(ye baat is liye un ki zuban per aai hai) taa ke Allah ise in ke dilon main sabab hasrat bana de, warna darasal Allah hi to zinda karta hai

or wohi maarta hai or jo kuch tum kar rahe ho Allah ise khoob dekhta rehta hai()


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adn (Posted On: 05 May, 2011)
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Allah ki magfirat or rehmat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(Ae eman walo) agar tum Allah ki rah main mare jaao ya mar jaao to (khoob nafe main raho ge kunke) Allah ki

magfirat or rehmat (dunya ki) in sare cheezon se kahin ziada behtar hai jinhain ye log jama kar rahe hain()

or tum log (wese hi) margaye ya mare gaye (tab bhi) zaroor Allah hi ke paas jama kiye jao ge


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adnan azeem (Posted On: 06 May, 2011)
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Zinda Log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai.

Jo log Allah ki rah main qatal kiye gaye hain unhain har giz murda na samjho, wo to haqeeqat main zinda hain apne rab

ke paas, un ko rizk bhi milta hai () jo kuch (nematain) Allah ne apne fazal se unhain de hain us per khush o khurram hain,

or wo khush hote hain ke jo ehle eman un ke peeche dunya main reh gaye hain or abhi un ke paas nahin pohnche hain

un ke liye bhi kisi khof or ranj ka moka nahin hai () wo Allah ke eenam or us ke fazal per khush hote hain or is baat per ke

Allah eman walon (ke aamal) ka ajar zaaya nahin karta ()


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adn (Posted On: 07 May, 2011)
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Allah ka eerada

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aap (P.B.U.H) un logon ka gam na kia kijiye jo jaldi se kufar (ki baaton) main jaa parte hain, ye

Allah ka kuch bhi na beegar sakain ge. Allah ka eerada ye hai ke aakhrat main un ka koi hisa na rakhe,

or bila aakhir un ke liye bara aazab hai()


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fari (Posted On: 08 May, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

"zindagi

"tu hi bata

"kaisey tujhe

"pyar karoon

"teri hr SUBA

"meri umar ghataa

"Deti hy....


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adn (Posted On: 08 May, 2011)
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Kufar khareedne wale log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jo log eman ke badle kufar khareedte hain wo yaqeenan Allah ko zara bhi nuksaan nahin pohcha sakte

un ke liye dardnak azab tayaar hai() or jo log kufar kar rahe hain wo hargiz ye khayaal na karain ke

hamara un ko mohlat dena un ke liye behtar hai hum to unhain sirf is liye mohlat de rahe hain ke wo

jurm main or ziada barh jaain, phir un ke liye sakhat zaleel karne wali saza hai.


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adn (Posted On: 09 May, 2011)
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Geb ka ilm

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah eman walon ko is halat main har giz nahin rakhna chahta jis main tum is waqt ho. Wo paak ko napaak

se alag kar ke rahe ga. Magar Allah ka ye tareeqa nahin hai ke tum ko geb ka ilm dede. Geb ki baatain batane

keliye to wo apne rasoolon main se jis ko chahta hai muntakhib kar leta hai. Lehaza Allah or us ke rasoolon

per eman le aao or agar tum eman le aae or tum ne taqwa ikhtiyaar kar lia to tum ko bara ajar mile ga()


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adn (Posted On: 10 May, 2011)
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Bukhal buri baat hai

Allah ke nam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jin logon ko Allah ne apne fazal se (maal -o- dolat se) nawaza hai or phir wo bukhal (yani kanjoosi) se kaa lete hain, wo

ahr giz ye na samjhain ke ye baat un ke haq main kuch acchi hai. nahin ye un ke haq main nehayat buri baat hai. Jo kuch

(maal) wo apni kanjoosi se jama kar rahe hain wohi (maal) qayaamet ke roz un ke gale ka toq ban jaae ga. Zamin or aasmano

ka waris Allah hi hai or jo kuch (aamal) tum karte ho Allah us se ba khabar hai()


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adn (Posted On: 11 May, 2011)
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Kamyab shakas

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aakhir kar har jandar ko mot ka maza chakhna hai or tum sab ko tumhara poora badla to bas qayamat ke roz hi mile ga.

Kaamyab darasal wo hai jo wahan dozakh (ki aag) se bach jaae or janat main dakhil kar dia jaae. Rahi ye dunya ki zindagi

to ye kuch bhi nahin, sirf dhoke ka soda hai()


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adn (Posted On: 12 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Hosle ka kaam

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(Aye Musalmano) tum zaroor aazmaae jaao ge apne maalon se or apni jaanon se or tum ehle kitaab or mushrekeen se

bohot takleef deh baatain bhi suno ge. Agar in halat main tum sabar karo or taqwa ikhtiyaar karo to ye bare hosle or himmat

ka kaam hai()


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adn (Posted On: 13 May, 2011)
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dozakh ka azab or ruswaai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Be shak zamin or aasmanon ke banane main or raat or din ke bare bare se aane main akalmand logon keliye bare

neshaniyaan hain () jin ki halat ye hai ke wo uthte bethte or letee, har haal main Allah ko yaad karte rehte hain or aasman

or zamin ki saakht per gor fikar karte hain (phir wo be ikhtiyaar pukaar uthte hain) aye hamaer perwardigaar! tu ne

ye sab kuch fazool or be maksad nahin banay, to paak hai, hamain dozakh ke azab se bachale () aye hamare rab! tu ne jise

dozakh main dakhil kar dia ise darhaqeeqat bare zillat or ruswaai main daal dia, or ise zalimon ka koi bhi madadgar nahin hota ()


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adn (Posted On: 14 May, 2011)
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Badtareen theekana

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah ke nafarman logon ka shahar main chalna phirna tum ko kisi dhoke main na daal de() ye mehaz chand

roza zindagi ka thora sa lutf hai, phir to in (nafarmanon) ka thekana dozakh hi hoga jo badtareen aaram gah hai.


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adn (Posted On: 15 May, 2011)
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Sab se behtar

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Is ke baraks jo log apne rab se darte rehte hain un ke liye aise baagh hain jin ke neeche nehrain behti hain,

un baghon main wo hamesha hamesha rahin ge ye Allah ki taraf se un ki mahmani hogi, or jo kuch Allah ke paas hai naik logon ke

liye wohi sab se behtar hai()


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adn (Posted On: 16 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah se daro

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye logo! apne rab se daro jis ne tum sab ko aik hi jaan se peda kia or use jaan se is ka jora banaya or in donon se mard or orat

dunya main pheladiye. Or Allah se darte raha karo jis ke naam se (dara kar) tum aik dosre se apne haq mangte ho or rishta-e karabat

ke taaluqaat ko bigarne se parhez karo. Beshak Allah tum sab ko khoob janta hai ()


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adn (Posted On: 17 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Yateem ka maal

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(Aye logo) yateemon ke maal (un ke bare ho jaane ke bad) un ko wapas pohncha do, (un ke) acche maal ko bure maal

se tabdeel mat karo or na hi un ke maal apne maal ke sath mila kar khaya karo, beshak ye bohot hi bara gunha hai


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adn (Posted On: 18 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

pet main aag bharne wale log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Logon ko is baat ka khayaal kar ke darna chahiye ke agar wo (marte waqt) apne peche bache chor jaain to unhain apne bachon

ke haq main kese andeshe laahaq hote. bas in logon ko chahiye ke wo Allah se darain or sachi or sahi baat karain() jo log zulm

ke sath yateemon ke maal nahaq kha lete hain darhaqeeqat wo apne pet main aag hi bharte hain or wo ankareeb jahanum ki

bharakti hui aag main dale jaain ge()


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adn (Posted On: 19 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Toba kabool karne wala

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

toba jis ka kabool karna Allah ke zme hain wo to bas unhi logon ke liye hai jo nadani ki waja se koi buri harkat kar bethte hain

or is ke bad jald hi toba karlete hain. To aise toba karne walon per Allah apni rehmat farmata hai or Allah sari baton ki khabar

rakhne wala or hakeem o dana hai.


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adn (Posted On: 20 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Kufar ki halt main mot

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

toba un logon ke liye nahin hai jo barabar gunah karte rehte hain yahan tak ke jab un main se kisi ki mot ka waqt

aa jaae to us waqt wo kehne lage ke ab main toba karta hon. Or ise tarhan toba un logon ke liye bhi nahin hai jin

ko kuar ki halt main mot aa jaati hai. Aese logon ke liye to hum ne dardnaak azab tayaar kar rakha hai.


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adn (Posted On: 21 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

apne aap ko katal na karo

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo! aapas main aik dosre ke maal na haq tor per mat khao, albata aapas ki razamandi

se tijaarat main lain den ho to koi muzaaeka nahin. Or apne aap ko katal na karo. Yaqeen mano

ke Allah tumhare haq main bara meharban hai() jo shakas zulm or ziadti ke sath aisa kare ga

to hum ankareb us ko aag main zaroor dalain ge or ye Allah ke liye koi mushkil kaam nahin hai()


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adn (Posted On: 22 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Izat ka makaam

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(Aye eman walo) agar tum bare bare gunahon se bachte rahe jin se tumhain mana kia gaya hai

to tumhare chote chote gunahon ko hum maaf kar dain ge or tum ko izat ka aik makam ata karain ge


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adn (Posted On: 23 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Fazal-o-karam ki dua

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jo kuch Allah ne tum main se kisi ko dosron ke mukable main ziada dia hai us ki heres na kia karo. Mardon ko un hi ke

kamon ka sawab mile ga or oraton ko un hi ke kam ka sawab mile ga. Or Allah se us ke fazal-o-karam ki dua mangte raha

karo yaqeenan Allah har cheez ka ilm rakhta hai()


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adn (Posted On: 24 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

goroor Allah ko pasand nahin

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Tum sab Allah hi ki ebadat karo, is ke sath kisi ko shareek na bano, man paap ke sath naik bartao karo, kareebi

rishtedaron or yateemon or miskeenon ke sath husne salook se pesh aao, or paas wale parosi se, ajnabi hamsaae se,

hum majlis or rahgeer (musafir) se or apne gulamon or londion se jo tumhare kabze main hon, ehsaan ka mamla rakho,

yaqeen jano Allah kisi aise shakas ko katan pasand nahin karta jo (gorror se)apne aap ko bara samajhta hai or

(bare fakhar se) shekhi ki batain bagharta hai()


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adn (Posted On: 25 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Nashukre log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aese log bhi Allah ko pasand nahin hain jo kanjoosi karte hain or dosron ko bhi kanjoosi ki taleem dete hain jo kuch

Allah ne unhain apne fazal se de rakha hai use chupa chupa kar rakhte hain. Aese logon ke liye hum ne zillat wala

hisaab tayaar kar rakha hai()


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adn (Posted On: 26 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Shetan ke saathi

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Wo log bhi Allah ko napasand hain jo apne maal mehaz logon ko dekhane keliye khrach karte hain or wo darhaqeeqat na

Allah per eman rakhte hain na roz aakhrat per (to ye shetaan ke sathi hain) or sach ye hai ke shetaan jis ka sathi hua use

bohot hi buri rifaqat mayasar aai


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adn (Posted On: 27 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Bara ajar

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Beshak Allah kisi per zarra barabar bhi zulm nahin kare ga. Agar koi aik neki kare ga to Allah ise dugna kar de ga or phir

apni taraf se bara ajar de ga() phir socho ke ye us waqt kia karain ge jab hum har umat main se aik aik gawah talab karain ge

or in logon per aap (P.B.U.H) ko gawah ki hesiat se pesh karain ge()


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adn (Posted On: 28 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Gumrahe ke khareedar

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Tum ne un logon ko nahin dekha jinhain kitab ke ilm ka kuch hisa dia gaya tha, wo

khud gumrahi ke khareedar bane hue hain or chahte hain ke tum bhi gumrah ho jaao()

Allah tumhare dushmanon ko khoob janta hai or tumhare himayat-o-madadgari ke liye kaafi hai


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adn (Posted On: 29 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ki nasehat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Musalmanon Allah tumhain hukum deta hai ke amanatain ehle amanat ke supurd kardo or jab

logon ke darmiyaan faisla karo to insaaf ke sath karo, beshak Allah tum ko nehayat umda baat

ki naseehat karta hai or yaqeenan Allah khoob sune wala or khoob dekhne wala hai()


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adn (Posted On: 30 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ka kaha mano

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

aye eman walo tum Allah ka kaha mano rasool (P.B.U.H) ka kaha mano or tum main jo hakim hon un ka kaha mano phir agar tumhare darmiyaan

kisi mamle main ikhtilaaf ho jaae to use Allah or rasool (P.B.U.H) ke hawale kar do, agar tum waqi Allah or roze aakhrat per

eman rakhte ho. yahi aik sahi tareeq kaar hai or anjaam ke aitbaar se behtar bhi hai()


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adn (Posted On: 31 May, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Naik logon ki rifaaqat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jo koi Allah or rasool (P.B.U.H) ki etaat kare ga to wo un logon ke sath hoga jin per Allah ne apna khaas eenam farmaya hai

yaani Ambia or siddiqeen or shohda or saleheen. Un ki raffqat bohot khoob hai () ye yaqeeqi fazal hai Allah ki taraf se or

haqeeqat jaane keliye bas Allah hi ka ilm kaafi hai ()


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adn (Posted On: 01 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Bhalai or museebat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye Insaan! tujhe jo bhi bhalai hasil hoti hai wo bas Allah hi ki taraf se hai or jo museebat tujh per aati hai wo tere apne aamal

ki badolat hai. Or hum ne Aap (P.B.U.H) ko logon per rasool bana kar bheja hai or is per Allah ki gawahi kaafi hai()


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adn (Posted On: 03 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Salam ka jawab

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jab kio ehtram ke sath tumhain salam kare to tum us ko us se acche tareeqe ke sath jawab do ya kam azkam

use tarhan (jis tarhan us ne salam kia hai), beshak Allah har cheez ka hisaab lene wala hai() Allah wo hai jis

ke siva koi maabood nahin hai, wo zaroor tum sab ko qayaamat ke din jama kare ga, is main zara bh shak-o-shuba

nahin hai or Allah se ziada sachi baat kis ki ho sakti hai()


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adn (Posted On: 04 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Munafkeen ko dost na banao

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Ye (Munafkeen) to dil se chahte hain ke tum bhi kufar karo jese ye log kufar kar rahe hain

taake tum or wo sab barabar ho jaain. Lehaza tum un main se kisi ko apna dost na banaao jab

tak ke wo Allah ki rah main hijrat kar ke na aa jaain, or agar wo hijrat se baaz rahain to

unhain jahan kahin paao qatal karo or un main se kisi ko apna dost or madadgar na banaao.


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adn (Posted On: 05 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah har cheez se bakhabar hai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo! jab tum Allah ki rah main (jihaad keliye) safar karo to (dost dushman ke bare main)

khoob chaan been kar lia karo or jo tum ko salam kare use foran na keh do ke tu to musalman nahin hai.

Agar dunyavi faaede ka saman chahte ho to Allah ke paas tumhare liye bohot kasrat se maal ghaneemat

hai. Aakhir tum khud bhi to is se pehle is haal main mubtila rah chuke ho, phir Allah ne tum per

karam or ehsan kia. Lehaza khoob theqeeq kar lia karo, beshak jo kuch aamal tum karte ho Allah is se

acchi tarhan bakhabar hai()


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adn (Posted On: 06 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Fasla

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye Nabhi (P.B.U.H) hum ne ye kitaab haq ke sath aap (P.B.U.H) per nazil ki hai take aap (P.B.U.H) logon ke darmiyaan fasla is ke mutabik karain jo Allah ne bata dia hai. Or aap (P.B.U.H) badiyaanat logon ki tarafdari ki baat na kijiye or Allah se astakfaar farmaaiye beshak Allah bara darguzar farmane wala or raheem hai


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adn (Posted On: 07 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Gunahgar log

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai ....Jo log apni zaat se khayaanat karte hain aap P.B.U.H) un ki himayat na kijiye. Bila shuba Allah ko aisa shakas pasand nahin hai jo bara khayaanat kaar or bara gunahgar ho () ye log insaanon se dar kar apne gunah chupate hain magar Allah se nahin sharmaate halake wo to us waqt bhi un ke sath hota hai jab ye raaton ko chup chup kar us ki marzi ke khilaaf mashware karte hain or ye jo kuch bhi aamal karte hain Allah us ka aahata kiye hue hai ()


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adn (Posted On: 08 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Khufya sargoshiaan

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai Aam logon ki khufya sargoshion main aksar koi halaai nahin hoti. Agar koi (Khufya sargoshioon main) sadqa or kheraat ki targeeb de ya kisi or naik kaam keliye ya logon ke mamlaat main islah karne keliye kisi se kuch kahe to ye albata bhali baat hai, or jo koi Allah ki raza hasil karne keliye aisa kare ga use hum ankareeb bara ajar ata karain ge


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adn (Posted On: 09 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Badtareen Thekana

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Or jo koi baad is ke ke us per raheraast wazah ho chuki ho, Rasool (P.B.U.H) ki mukhalfat kare ga or

ehle eman ke raaste ke alava kisi or raaste per chale ga, to hum usi taraf chalaain ge jidhar wo khud

phir gaya phir use hum jahanam main dakhil karain ge jo badtareen theekana hai()


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adn (Posted On: 10 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Sood haram hai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Jo log sood khate hain, un ka haal us shaks jesa hota hai jese shetaan ne lipat kar junoon se devana bana dia ho. or un ke is halat main mubtila hone ki waja ye hai ke wo kehte hain, soda bechna (yaani tejaarat) bhi to aakhir sood

hi jese cheez hai halake Allah ne sode ( yaani tejaarat) ko halal kia hai or sood ko haram. lehaza jis shakas ke paas Allah ki taraf se ye naseehat pohanchi or wo aainda keliye sood lene se baaz aa gaya to jo kuch pehle kha chuka, so kha chuka us ka mamla Allah ke hawale hai or jo is hukum ke baad phir isi harkat ka eaada kare, wo jahanumi hai, jahan wo hamesha rahe ga()


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adn (Posted On: 11 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

shirk or gumrahi

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah ke paas bas shirk hi ki bakshish nahin hai, is ke siva or sab kuch maaf ho sakta hai jise wo maaf karna chahe. Or jo koi Allah ke sath kisi or ko shareek therata hai wo to yaqeenan dor ki gumrahi main par gaya.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Batao kesa lgta hai?

Ksi ko paa k kho dena"

ksi k sath to chalna,

mgar us ka na ho pana

khudi ko koste rehna,

mgar us ko na kuch kehna

khudi girna, sambhalna, Hsna, or ro dena!

Btao kesa lgta hai?

Khazan ki sakht sardi may,

hijar ki lmbi raton may

kisi ki yad may rona,

kisi ko sochtay sochtay

apni ankhein bnd karna, or

andheron may chlay jna

Batao kesa lagta hai?

Naye rishton may rng jana,

mgar

Kisi ko bhool na pana,

Btao kesa lagta hae?


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Millions of reasons to thank ALLAH Subhanaho,

If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of the entire world.

If you have money in your wallet, a little change and can go anywhere you want, you are among the top 18% of the worlds wealthy people.

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness , you are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week and die.

If you can actually 'READ' this message and understood it, you are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who cannot see, cannot read or suffer mental retardation.

Life is not complaining about pain from others. It's about a thousand other reasons to thank ALLAH SubhanahOtaala


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

When

I Was Student,

I Missed

Classes for

Few days

&

Went Back

Teacher Told Me

That My

Attendance Short

&

I'm Not

Illegible for Exams.

During My Job

When I Went

On Leave

Without

Informing boss

He Warned Me,

If I Do It Again,

I'll Be Fired

But

My ALLAH

Almighty,

So Forgiving

Even After

Many Absents,

Whenever

I Start

Offering

Prayers Again,

He Never

Refuses to

Accept My Prayer

&

Instead

He Gives Me

Hope Of

Forgiveness

Every time


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Ta'ajub hay,

"ALLAH" apni itni sari makhlooq men se "mujhe" nahi bhoolta

aur

mera to"Aik"hi

ALLAH

hay main Usay bhool jate hun..

SILLENT MSG 4 All...


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Boy to moon:

Why my Grlfrnd loves a rose which dies in a day & doesn't love me when I die for her everyday?

Moon:

Nice one dude, post it on FACEBOOK!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

1.Saa

2.Re

3.Ga

4.Maa

5.Paa

6.Dha

7.Nee

8.Saa..

Meharbani kar k khud ko pehchan'ne k liye 3 aur 6 Pehle Parhen.... Thanks ....


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Funny truth..

No one is as ugly as their identy card pic.

Nor as good looking as their facebook profile pic


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

World's smallest resignation letter:

Dear Sir,

Thooo...

Thanks...

regards

Shahid Afridi


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

*Speak when u r angry & u will make the best speech u will ever regret

*Life is unsure, eat ur dessert first

* If you can't convince someone, confuse them )

*Say the truth but run immediately after it B)

*All desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else

*Smile, bec0z it makes people wonder what u r thinking

*Be happy because its the best revenge


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

ALLAH pe Hamesha bharosa Rakho

Q k

ALLAH wo nahi deta jo Apko Acha lagta hai

Balke ALLAH wo Deta hai

Jo Apke liye acha hota hai.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life

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1. Breakfast

2. Lunch

3. Dinner!!!-)

Har wellay Emotional hon di zarorat nai..!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

[Airhostess]

Bha kuro ggin na..?

[Bha]

- Biryani

- Kachumbar

- Murgi ji Tngg

- Gajjar jo Halwo

- Samosa

- nay Chaa

- nay hin jay baad akro khusbu waro pann bhi

[Airhostess]

Bha ee plane aaey

Kutyana hall main aain jay pay jo valeemo naaee


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

An ordinary person will be with books.

But an extraordinary person will be in that book.

Be an extraordinary person like ME,

As u can Find me in "FACEBOOK"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

A sweet Poem 4 you...

May U get married soon . . . . . . . . . .

then u go 2 honey moon

Wish u luck wish u joy,

May u have a baby boy,

When his hair starts to curl,

May u have a baby girl,

When she starts wearing pins,

May u have a pair of twins,

When ur twins turn to four,

May u have a baby m0re...

N if u g0 on with this scheme,

U will have a cricket team... -)

Bolo Aameen...


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

The best way to handle your wife.

Wife: 1 baat bolon?

Husband: nai


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

A woman can tolerate anything except another woman sharing her husband AND

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Anyone sharing his salary

AND a mother-in-law

AND a daughter-in-law

AND relatives of husband

AND a husband happy among friends

AND an early morning rise

AND a servant on leave

AND... AND... AND..

A woman can tolerate anything!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Chalo k aaj koi bachpane ka khail khelain hum

Bari muddat hui be-saakhta hans kar nahi dekha....


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adn (Posted On: 12 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Jhoot or fareb

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Wo (shetaan) un logon se wade hi karta hai or unhain umeedain dilata hai magar shetaan ke sare waade (jhoot or) fareb ke siva kuch nahin hain yehi log hain jin ka theekana jahanum hai or ye log is se bachne ki koi jagha na paain ge.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Tumhari yaad bhi Mohsin kisi muflis ki poonji hai.

Jisay hum saath rakhtay haiñ, jisay hum roz gintay hain.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Maths Sir: What Is A "Line"????

A Genious Answer: A Line Is A Dot, Going For A Walk!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

I won't be impressed with science until I can download a zinger burger )


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Moral SMS

1 larki or 1 larka apas mai bohat pyar krte the

Larke ne larki ko propose kya

Larki ne larkay se kaha k 3 din mere baghair reh lo bina baat karay bina dekhay to mai tumse shadi karlogi

Larka maan jata hai

3 din baad jab larka ata hai to larki ki death hojati hai

Larki larkay k lye 1 letter chor jati hai

Jis pe likha hota hai k

Jab 3 din mere baghair reh sakte ho to poori zindagi b reh lo. Mai tmhare bina nai reh sakti.

Moral:

Larki nfsiyati thi?


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Some LAZY RULES v hav adapted in our lives:

1-If u spill water,it will eventually dry.

2-don't charge ur phone till it says 5% remaining.

3-if its not on the 1st search page on Google,it doesn't exist.

4-Why make ur bed when ur just gonna get back in it again.

5-If an object is more than 5 feet away, it becomes unecessary.

6-If ur late,dont go.

7-if u drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Sunheri baatain

"kisi k Ghr janae sy pehly light ki timing puch lo"

"waqt ki pabndi wapda wala0n se sekho"

"2012 mae pagl log lite ki waja se h0n gay"

"ager kisi se 2sti karo to daekh lo un k pas gentr ya U.p.s hai "

"Acha 2st wohi jo ap ko garmi mae hawa de"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Wife: kal jo bikhari aaya tha woh bohat badtamiz tha...

Husbnd:kyon..?

Wife: maine use kal khana diya or aj usne muje ek kitab gift kardi....

Husband: kaun si....??

Wife: Khana pakane ki...!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Cricket SMS

Breaking News:

Shahid afridi ne Gulshan-E-Iqbal Block-13.D mai Tand00r kholne ka faisla kar liya.

BOOM BOOM Chapaati.. :--)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

A guy was searching these words on Google

"How to tackle a wife.."

Google Search Result:

" Even we are searching.."


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

DIARY OF A BABY:

15 june: i got attached wid mommy's ovary

17 june: i m tissue now

30 june: mjhe Mama se khana mila

15 july: Mama ne papa ko bola wo papa banenge & so m0m dad r very happy

15 sep: mera dil zor zor se dharak raha hai

14 oct: i have little hands, legs, head n stomach

13 nov: today i was in a ultrascan. Wow !! I m a girl

14 nov: my mom n dad killd (abortd) me

My only crime was that i was a girl

why ?? =(

A silent msg 4 da society..


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Pani ki lehron py hurf-e-bayan likhna chor do,

Sahil py rait k kachy mkaan banana chor do,

Chaho to besbab chaho hamain warna,

Meri mano to chaht k asbaab banana chor do,

Zamana nam hey mushkilon or nafraton ka,

Mery liay zamana ya mujhy zamany k liay chor do,

Hosla to bht deti hy mohabt bhi nafrat bhi,

Mujhy panay ki koshish to karo,chahy hasil kr k chor do..


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Quotes SMS

If u give ur trust to a person who does not deserve it. u actually give him the power to Destroy u !!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

All about a girl:

when she is quite,Millions of things r running in her mind..

When she is not Arguing,she is thinking deeply..

When she stares at u,she says i love u,she means it..

When she says i miss u,No 1 in ths world can miss u more than her..

GIRLS r always special....

She is always a priceless treasure..

Never hurt her or take her wrong..

Pass this to every gurl to make her smile n every boy to make them realize...!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Poetry SMS

Tumhare Aks ko Ankhon me hum Tasveer kar Laite

Zara jo Tum Thehar jate koi Tadbeer kar Laite

Tmhara hath mere hath se yun choot jaye ga

Agr mujh ko khabr hoti isey Zanjeer kr Laite

Sunehre khwab the Mere Tmhari jhel ankhon me

Hum in me Doob jate or phir Tabeer kr Laite

Shehenshahon ne hm se jb Zamenen cheen li to phir

Hame tera khyal aya Tmhe jageer kr Laite

Bicharte waqt chehre pr jo Sadiyon ki udasi thi

Agr hm Hosh me hote usey Tehreer kr Lete


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Other SMS

30 seconds speech by "Bryan Dyson"

former CEO of Coca Cola:

...

.

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air.

They are Work, Family, Health, Friends and

Spirit and you are keeping all of these in air. You will soon understand that Work is a rubber ball, If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls Family,Health, Friends and Spirit

are made of glass, If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered.

They will never be the same.

You must understand and strive to handle them with care....."


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Dedicated To Mashriqi Wife:

Husband:

aj khane mai kia bnaogi?

Wife:

wo jo ap kaho.

H:

dal chawal bna lo

W:

abi kal hi to khaye hay

H:

to sabzi roti bana lo

W:

bachay nahi khayegay

H:

to cholay puri bana lo

W:

mujhay heavy lagta hay

H:

anday aaloo bana lo

W:

phr subha nashtay may kia khaoge?

H:

parathay

W:

raat ko parathay kon khata hay?

H:

hotel say mangwa letay hay

W:

roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chaye

H:

Kerhi chawal

W:

dahi nahi hai

H:

matter?

W:

us may time lagega

pehle bolte ap

H:

maggi bana lo,Us may time nahi lagega

W:

us say pait nahi bharega

H:

phir ab kia bnaogi?

W:

"WO JO AP KAHO"..


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adn (Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Sahib Eman

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai Anjaam kaar na tumhare tamanoon per mokoof hai na ehle kitab ki tamanaaon per balke jo koi bhi bura kaam kare ga use us ka badla dia jaae ga or Allah ke mukable main wo apne liye koi hami o madadgar na paa sake ga or jo koi nekion per amal kare ga, khua wo mard ho ya orat, bashart ye ke wo sahib eman ho, to aise hi log jannat main dakhil hon ge or un per zara bhi zulm nahin hoga.


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adn (Posted On: 14 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah se daro

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai .... Aasmanon or zamin main jo kuch hai sab Allah hi ka hai. tum se pehle jin ko hum ne kitaab di thi un logon ko bhi yehi hidayat ki thi or ab tum ko bhi yehi hidayat karte hain ke allah se darte hue kaam kia karo. Agar tum nashukri karo ge (to yaad rakho) aasman or zamin ki sari cheezon ka malik Allah hi hai or Allah kisi ka mohtaaj nahin hai or wo har taareef ka mustahiq hai.


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adn (Posted On: 15 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Dunya or Aakhrat ka sawab

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah hi malik hai un sab cheezaon ka jo aasmanon main hain or jo zamin main hai or Allah hi kaafi kaarsaaz hai agar wo chahe to (aye logo) tum logon ko hata kar tumhare jagha dosron ko le aae, or Allah is ki poori qudrat rakhta hai jo shakas mehaz dunya ka sawab chahta hai use maloom hona chahiye ke Allah ke paas to dunya or aakhrat donon ka sawab mojood hai, or Allah bara sune wala bara dekhne wala hai


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adn (Posted On: 16 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Insaaf or Gawahi

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo, insaaf per khoob qaaim rehne wale or Allah ke liye gawahi dene wale bane raho, chahe wo (Insaaf or Gawahi) tumhare apni zaat ya tumhare waldain or rishtedaron ke khilaaf hi ho. Wo (fareeq mamla) khua ameer ho ya ghareeb, Allah beharhaal tum se ziada un ka kherkhua hai. Lehaza apni khuahish nafas ki pervi na karo aisa na ho ke tum haq se hat jaao or agar tum ne (Insaaf or gawahi ke mamle main) lagi lipti baat kahi ya sachaai se pehloo bachaya to bila shuba Allah tumhare aamal ki poori poori khabar rakhta hai


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adn (Posted On: 17 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

eman

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo, Allah per or us ke Rasool (P.B.U.H) or is Kitab (Quran Majeed) per eman laao jo Allah ne apne rasool (P.B.U.H) per nazil ki hai or har us (aasmani) kitaab per jo us se pehle wo nazil kar chuka hai. Jis ne Allah or us ke farishton or us ki kitaabon or us ke rasoolon or roze aakhrat se inkaar kia wo to gumrahi main bhatak kar bohot door nikal gaya


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adn (Posted On: 18 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah Maaf nahin kare ga

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Beshak jo log eman laae phir kufar kia, phir eman laae, phir apne kufar main barhte chale gaye to Allah un ko hargiz maaf nahin kare ga or na kabhi un ko seedha raasta dikhaae ga.


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adn (Posted On: 19 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Izat Allah ke liye hai

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aap (P.B.U.H) munafkeen ko suna dijiye ke un keliye dardnaak saza tayaar hai wo munafik (log) jo ehle eman ko chor kar kafiron ko apna dost banate hain. Kia ye log izat ki talab main un ke paas jaate hain? halake izat to sare ki sare Allah ke liye hai.


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adn (Posted On: 20 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Jahanum

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah is kitaab main tum ko pehle hi hukum de chuka hai ke jahan tum suno ke Allah ki aayat ke sath kufar

baka jaa raha hai or un ka mazak uraaya jaa raha hai to un logon ke sath mat betho jab tak ke wo log kisi dosri

baat main na lag jaain (kunke) is halath main to tum bhi unhi ki tarhan ho jaao ge. Yaqeenan Allah munafikon or

kafiron ko jahanum main aik jagha jama kar de ga.


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adn (Posted On: 21 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

unafik ki chaal

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai ...Ye munafik log Allah ke sath chaal chal rahe hain halake darhaqeeqat Allah inhi ki chaalon ko in per ulat raha hai. Jab ye log namaz keliye khare hote hain to bohot hi kahili ke sath mehaz logon ko dekhane ki khatir khare hote hain or Allah ko kam hi yaad karte hain (ye) kufar-o-eman ke darmiyaan danwadol hain. Na poore is taraf hain na poore us taraf or jise Allah ne bhatka dia ho to tum aise shakas keliye koi raasta nahin paasakte.


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adn (Posted On: 22 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Munafkeen ka koi madadgar nahin

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo, tum mominon ko chor kar kafiron ko apna dost na banao. Kia tum chahte ho ke Allah ki khuli daleel ko apne ooper kaaim karlo() bilashuba munafkeen jahanum ke sab se neeche tabke main jaain ge or tum kisi ko un ka madadgar na paao ge Albata jo log toba karlain or apne tarze amal ki islah karlain or Allah per yaqeen kar lain or apne deen ko Allah keliye khalis karlain, to aise log mominon ke sath hain or Allah mominon ko zaroor ajre azeem ata farmaae ga.


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adn (Posted On: 23 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Buri baat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah is ko pasand nahin karta ke aadmi buri baat zuban per laae, sivaae mazloom ke, or Allah sab kuch sune or jaane wala hai Agar tum kisi naik kaam ko zahir karo ya chupaao ya kisi buraai se darguzar kar jaao (or maaf kar do) to Allah ki bhi yehi sifat hai ke wo bara maaf karne wala hai halake wo saza dene ki poori kudrat rakhta hai.


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adn (Posted On: 24 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Kufar karne wale

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Beshak jo log Allah or us ke rasoolon se kufar karte hain, or chahte hain ke Allah or us ke rasoolon ke darmiyaan farq rakhain, or kehte hain ke hum kisi ko manain ge or kisi ko nahin manain ge or chahte hain ke kufar or eman ke darmiyaan ki aik rah nikaalain() wo sb pake kaafir hain or aise kafiron keliye hum ne ruswa karne wala azab tayaar kar rakha hai ()


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adn (Posted On: 25 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Seedha Raasta

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye logo yaqeenan tumhare paas tumhare rab ki taraf se aik daleel roshan aa chuki hai or hum ne tumhare taraf aik saaf roshni bhej di hai (jo tumhain saaf saaf raasta dikhane wali hai) () ab jo log Allah per eman laae or use unhon ne mazboot pakra to Allah unhain apne fazal o karam se apni rehmat main dakhil kare ga or apni taraf aane ka seedha raasta un ko dekhaa de ga ()


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adn (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Ehad ki pabandi

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo, (apne) ehadon ko poora kia karo. Tumhare liye chopaae maveshi ki kisim ke tamam janwar halal kiye gaye hain, sivaae un ke jo aage chal kar tum ko bataae jaain ge. Lekin ehraam ki halat main shikaar ko apne liye halal mat samajhna, beshak Allah jo chahta hai hukum deta hai.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS

SON: papa Kya hm Aeroplane Se ALLAH PAK k Pas Ja Sakty hai?

FATHER: My Son!

Hum Car Se B Ja Sakty hai Agr Car Ap ki Mama Drive karein To.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

A line written on a MAN's t-shirt..

ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL

BUT

MY WIFE IS QUEEN...

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OF THEM......


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

"Definition of wife"

wife is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses"

And makes you a Complete

"Non sense"...


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

How to Make a Woman Happy?

Its not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man simply needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a chef

5. an electrician

6. a carpenter

7. a plumber

8. a mechanic

9. a decorator

10. a stylist

11. a driver

12. a psychologist

13. a pest exterminator

14. a psychiatrist

15. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls Easy ha na ye sub kuch..???


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Broken Heart SMS

Superb love Quote by a Broken Lover:

"You hurt me more than I deserve.........

It is just because I loved You more than you deserve!!!!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

They say that love is more important than money!

have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug??

Silly people )


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

Boht dard hota hy jab

Teacher bolta hy k tumhara

Or tumhare aagay waly ka

Answer ek hi hy

Tab dil se awaz ati hy

To saalay sawaal b to

Ek hi tha


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Jab meri koi call na aye

Koi SMS na aye

Koi mis cal b na aye

To

Samajh lena

K

SHEHANSHAH-E-WAQAT

Hath wala pankha chala rahay hain:-


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Dil ko jalane se kya Faaida!

Aansu Bahane Se kya Faida!

Jab us ne Humein chhor kar!

kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia hy!

Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya Faida!->

( ,")/ AbE Oye!

<)( slAntY/ vApIs kAr!->


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

New generation Girls wish -

I dont want any prince charming coming on a white

horse ...

I would rather lyk a vampire coming in a BMW. hahaha


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

GIRL: Jb tmhe meri yad ati ha tum kia krte ho

BOY: Me tmhari favrit choclate khata ho

0r tm kia krti ho

GIRL: me b 2 Gold Leaf pe leti

hoon ..


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS

"We r often punished,

But apni harkaton se baaz nhi aate"

"We r often insulted,

but majal hy jo hansi ruk jaye" )

"We r most talkative,

Mgr kaam ki baat ek b nhi hoti"

"We r d seniors yet,

Par kam wohi bachon wale"

"Hamara rule is to "break d rules" )

"Hamara style is to enjoy every moment"

"Yes We r unique"

"We r different"

Meet Us:

=>> *We r d Students


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so bad & serious nowadays that

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majority of the men have started Loving their own Wives


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adn (Posted On: 27 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ki Nemat

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

(Aye eman walo) Allah ne tum ko jo nemat ata ki hai is ka khayaal rakho or is ke is pukhta ehad-o-pema ko bhi yaad karo jab tum ne kaha tha ke "Hum ne suna or ataat kabool ki" Allah se darte raho, beshak Allah dilon ke raaz tak janta hai ()


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adn (Posted On: 28 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Insaaf or Taqwa

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Aye eman walo, Allah ki (khushnoodi ki) khatir poori pabandi se insaaf per qaaim rehne wale or insaaf ki gavahi dene wale bano. Kisi groh ki dushmani tum ko is baat per aamada na kar de ke tum ( is ke sath) Insaaf hi na karo. (har mamle main) insaaf kia karo kunke ye taqwa se bohot kareeb hai or Allah hi se dara karo, jo kuch tum karte ho beshak Allah is se poori tarhaan bakhabar hai ()


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adn (Posted On: 29 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Islamic SMS

Allah ka waada

Allah ke naam se jo bara meharban nehayat reham wala hai

Allah ne aise logon se jo eman le aae or naik amal karte rahe, wada kar lia hai ke un ki khataaon se darguzar kia jaae ga or unhain bara ajar mile ga() or jin logon ne kufar kia or Allah ki aayaat ko jhutlaaya, to aise log dozakh main jaane wale hain()


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

A boy:

Yaar me ne apni friend ko gift dena hai kiya don?

Dost:

Gold ki ring de dy.

Boy:

Koi bari cheez bata yaar.

Dost:

Tractor ka pichla tyre de de..!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

A civilized fight:

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed

I wrote your name in air,it blew away

Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attck

HUSband:

God saw me hungry,He created pizza

He saw me thirsty,He created Pepsi

He saw me in dark,He created light

He saw me without problems,He created U

WIFE:

Twinkle Twinkle little star

U should know what U are

And once U know what U are

Then the Mental hospital isn't so far

HUSband:

The rain makes all things beautiful

The grass & flowers too

If rain makes all things beautiful,

Why doesn't it rain on U? -D


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

If u fall i will pick you up

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As soon as i am done laughing ... .


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

I bought a packet of air,

I was surprised to see that,

There were few chips in it.

Dedicated to lays, kurleez, super crisp..!


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

ZObi Dobi

ZObi Dobi

ZObi Dobi

ZObi Dobi

ZObi Dobi

ZObi Dobi

ZObi Dobi

ZObi Dobi

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Sms kia parh rahe ho zaalimon zobi ko bacha lo nai to dob jaegi-)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Boy & Girl SMS

3 young Ladies proposed a MaN.He had to choose one of thm

He testd by giving thm Rs.5000 each 2 spend

1 bought make up stuff & new dresses n said she wantd 2 luk gud 4 him

2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties n prfumes n said she wantd him to luk gud

3rd one invested the money, Got profit & returned him original amount,saying dat she saved da rest 4 their future

Finally MAN decided To marry

The lady who was

the prettiest

Men never change


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Community SMS

Pathan ne jungle se guzartay huay dekha k aik saanp darakht pr latka hua hy.

Pathan pas ja k bola:

NIDO bhi pia kro.

Sirf Lataknay se qad lamba nai hota)


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

Jin:botaL se azad hone k bad,

kya hukum ha mere Aqa?

Admi:

Pakstan ki bijli hamesha k Liye bahal kr do

Jin:botal me wapis jate hue bhai dhakan zra tait lgana.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Moral SMS

A highly successful flirt was once asked:

Which 1 is ur best GF?

He replied:

The next one!

MORAL:

Always aim high & continuously improve ur performance.


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

He broke her heart, She broke his Apple iphone4 64GB . . .

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I think we all know who cried harder


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Husband & Wife SMS

A woman is driving home from work along the highway. Her husband calls her and says..."Be careful love, it's just been on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way on the highway!"

"Someone?" she replies, "there's bloody hundreds of them..!"


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Sehar Ali (Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Funny / Jokes SMS

"ASMAN Bhi Ro Pra Us Wqt Mre H