*Speak when u r angry & u will make the best speech u will ever regret :)
*Life is unsure, eat ur dessert first :D
* If you can't convince someone, confuse them )
*Say the truth but run immediately after it B)
*All desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else :(
*Smile, bec0z it makes people wonder what u r thinking :)
*Be happy because its the best revenge :D