4 people in car, 2 in the front, one asleep in the back, one curled up in the trunk. Cop comes up behind with siren. They
pull over. Cop walks to drivers window!
DRIVER:
What seems to be the problem, officer?
COP:
No problem! I just wanted to tell you that you are the one hundredth person Ive seen wearing a seat belt today, which means
you have won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition!
DRIVER:
Thats great! What a surprise!
COP:
So, buddy, what are u going to do with ur winnings?
DRIVER:
Well first, I'll get my drivers license and then I'll pay off all those warrants.
RIDER:
Ah, dont believe him! He always talks big when hes drunk!
SLEEPER (waking up) :
Whoa! A cop. Darn it all! I knew we wouldnt get far in a stolen car.
GUY IN TRUNK:
Hey! Amigos! Have we crossed the border yet..??
