Pathan & his wife visited England n went to a hotel.
Pathan to Waiter:
Sir, most respectfuly I beg to say tht I'm ill & can nt come to school, there4 kindly grant me tea 4 2day.
Waiter brings tea
Wife to Pathan:
Ap tu far far English bolte ho
Abi tu mai ne pani k lye Thirsty Crow nhi sunae