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Teacher & Student SMS: SMS on Teacher & Student.
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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 30 Jun, 2011)
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Smart Answers

Teacher: Are u chewing gum?

Student:no, i m john smith.. :D

Husband: V r having mother for dinner tonight.

Wife: Make sure she is well cooked.. :P

Father: Shameful results! do u alwayz get such low marks?

Son: No, only whn i take exams.. )

Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?

Boy: No, u'll hav to walk as well.. :)

Girl: I hav changed my mind.

Boy: Thank God! Does new one work better??


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS
 




"We r often punished,

But apni harkaton se baaz nhi aate" :D

"We r often insulted,

but majal hy jo hansi ruk jaye" )

"We r most talkative,

Mgr kaam ki baat ek b nhi hoti" :p

"We r d seniors yet,

Par kam wohi bachon wale" Cool

"Hamara rule is to "break d rules" )

"Hamara style is to enjoy every moment" :)

"Yes We r unique" :)

"We r different" :)

Meet Us:

=>> *We r d Students :p



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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 26 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS
 




Boht dard hota hy jab

Teacher bolta hy k tumhara

Or tumhare aagay waly ka

Answer ek hi hy

Tab dil se awaz ati hy

To saalay sawaal b to

Ek hi tha:)


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 13 Jun, 2011)
Posted In: Teacher & Student SMS
 




Maths Sir: What Is A "Line"????

A Genious Answer: A Line Is A Dot, Going For A Walk! Tounge


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 01 Apr, 2011)
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Teacher

homework q nhi kiya?

Student

sir,light nhi thi

Teachr

to mom batti jala lete

Stdnt

sir,maachis nhi thi

Teachr

Machis q nai thi

Stdnt

jis room me ibadat krty hain wahan rkhi thi.

Teachr

to wahan se le aate

Stdnt

nahaya hua nhi tha

Teachr

nahaye q nhi thy

stdnt

pani nhi tha sir

teachr

pani q nhi tha?

Stdnt

sir motor nhi chal rahi thi.

Teachr

Ullu k pathy motor q nai chal rahi thi ?

Stdnt

sir bataya to hy light nhi thi..


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
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A Pakistani boy got admission in an american school

Teacher: what is your name?

Boy: saleem.

Teacher: no, now you are in america, your name is johnny from today.

Boy went home. Mom asked:

How was the day saleem?

Boy: i'm an american now call me johnny.

Mom & dad both got offended & beat him up.

Next day he went to school, all bruised.

Teacher: what happened johnny?

Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after i became an american, i was attacked by two Pakistanis Smile



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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 13 Mar, 2011)
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DASTAN E STUDENT!!!

Yoon fail jo karna tha..Pehlay hi bata daitay-:)

Hum saari kitabon ko choolhay main jala daitay-:)

Koshish to bohut ki thi..Naakaam huwe akhir-:)

Ham pass to ho jaty jo wo naqal karwa dety-:)

Parchy jo mile ham ko..Sub khali diye ham ne-:)

Zalim wo safai ke number he laga dety...!!


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
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"STUDENT LIFE K OSOOL":

-apne BED se pyar karo, yeh tumhara QILLA haiSmile

-din ko aram karo ta k tum rat me so sakoSmile

-books pakeza hain is liye hath na lagaoSmile

-koi kam kal pe na choro wo parso ya tarso bhi kia ja sakta haiSmile

-agar tmhe parhny ka man chahy to beth jao jab tak yeh feeling khatam na hojayeSmile

-yeh mat bhulo k study aik healthy activity hai is liye isy bemar logon k liye chor do!<


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
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Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:

"Me fail? In English? That's unpossible!"


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 06 Mar, 2011)
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An exact defination of MATHEMATICS!

MATHEMATICS is da study of finding a black cat in a dark room,when there is no cat.Tounge