A Pakistani boy got admission in an american school
Teacher: what is your name?
Teacher: no, now you are in america, your name is johnny from today.
Boy went home. Mom asked:
How was the day saleem?
Boy: i'm an american now call me johnny.
Mom & dad both got offended & beat him up.
Next day he went to school, all bruised.
Teacher: what happened johnny?
Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after i became an american, i was attacked by two Pakistanis