Shadi SMS

jab sheeshay kay bartan toot jain tau awaz ati hai "CHUNNN"

jab bachon kay baloon phoot jain tau awaz ati hai "PATAAKH"

jab pani kay bubbles phoot jain tau awaz ati hai "PATUKK"

aur jab muqadar phoot jai tau awaz ati hai

"QABOOL HAI"

"QABOOL HAI"

"QABOOL HAI"

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,

than what are made in Hell

Answer: The days after marriage!

Banta owned a factory

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed

Friend asks: Why this

Banta reply:

Because married men are more obedient

Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband

said to you when he woke that morning

Witness: He said,Where am I, Cathy

Lawyer:And why did that upset you

Witness: My name is Susan

Marriage is like going to

a restaurant your choice

from the menu,

And

then look at neighbourin

table n wish you ordered that

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.