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Shadi SMS




Shadi SMS: SMS related on Marriage or Wedding.
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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Admi med store wale sy: mjhe zeher chahye

Chemist: main nahi dy sakta jb tk tmhare pas nuskha na ho,

Man show Nikah Nama.

Chmt: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti?


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 24 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Ae Allah...

Mere Wo Tamam Gunah Muaf Farma...

jin ki waja se, Meri Shadi Ruki Hui hy.

Shadi shuda log "Ruki" Lafz Hata kr Prhen.

Shukrya.



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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 14 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Ae ALLAH mere .wo tamam gunah maaf farma . .

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jin ki waja se meri shadi ruki huwi hai.:D

(Aamen)

Dedicate to all Kanwari Party-)


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 11 Mar, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




SmileA prince was cursed by a witch that he cud speak only 1 word per year. But if he does'nt he cud save d

words 4 the

next year.

Once he saw a pretty princess & fell in love. He waited for 10yrs to say her

"darling i luv u.

I wud like 2

marry u."

Guess wat da princess replied

"s0rry kya kaha??" :p


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




When u dvelop da abilty2 listen 2anythng without losing ur temper or

self-confdnce

&when u always behave like ur"deaf"then it means u r ready 2becom

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a"BAHU"


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 09 Feb, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Man at medical store: I need poison.

Chemist: I can't sell u, until u have prescription.

Man showed his Nikah Nama.

Chemist: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti??



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usma ali
(Posted On: 31 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Girl Prayer before marriage:

Rabba! ya tau saas changi howay

Ya udi photo deewar tay tangi howay..


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Written in a RESTAURANT:

"All our waiters are married.

They know, how to take orders."

Tounge


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 27 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Qus. Pyar Kar Ke Shaadi Karni Chahiye Ya Shaadi Kar Ke Pyar Karna Chahiye

Ans.

Shaadi Kar Ke Pyar Karna Chahiye, Per Is Ki Khabar Biwi Ko Nahi Honi Chahiye.Yay


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sher
(Posted On: 11 Jan, 2011)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Shadi kay baad pehli raat dulha kamray main atay hoye chair se takra kar gir gaya

Dulhan ghabratay hoye aray Shahzad bhai aram se..

Moral

Aur karo khandaan main shadi...