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Shadi SMS




Shadi SMS: SMS related on Marriage or Wedding.
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Kauser
(Posted On: 14 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




All married men say after many years of marriage, 'our marriage is based on Trust and Understanding!'

-She doesn't Trust me!

-I don't Understand her..!! ):D


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Gul Naz
(Posted On: 08 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Q: What is wedding anniversary?

A: Married couples who have gone through yet another year without killing each other really deserve a celebration..!!:D



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Asif
(Posted On: 03 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Being married is like having 64 GB ipod with only one song..!!:P


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Kiran
(Posted On: 03 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




1st Grl: mom & dad ne kha ha k is Bar Inter m Fail hui to Shadi kr den gy

frnd:to tm ne ktni Tayari ki?

Grl:Bs Valimy ka dres lena rh gya haWow


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Tania
(Posted On: 29 Oct, 2012)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Larki:

Mai Shadi K Baad tumharay Saaray dukh Baant loongi

Larka:

Magar Mujhay tou Koi dukh nahi hy

Larki:

Mai shadi K Baad ki baat Kar rahi hoon Pagal...


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Summaiya
(Posted On: 29 Oct, 2012)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Doctor ki Shadi is tarha honi chahiye

k Doctor hi ki shadi nazar aye,

Ubtan ki jaga

Polyfax or

Mehendi ki jaga

Iodex istimal ki jaye,

Barat

Ambulance me aye

Or

Nikah Hospital me ho,

Tasveeron ki jaga X-Ray liya jaye

Or

Kya khoob ho agar khanay me

Vitamin C or B k tablets hon,

Mehmanon ko tea ya cold Drinks ki jaga

O.R.S diya jaye

Or

Dulhay k galay

me haar ki jaga Stethoscope

Latkaya jaye

Or

Maza to jab aye k

Doctor nikah k baad bole:

.

.

NEXT



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kamran
(Posted On: 25 Oct, 2012)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Nafsiati Mariz:

Mujhy shadi nahi karni mujhy sab Aurtain buri lagti hain,

Doctor:

Shadi kar lo. Tumhy sirf 1 Aurat buri lagegi baqi Sabhi achhi lagny lagengi.


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sana
(Posted On: 24 Oct, 2012)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




If Men Behave after Marriage the way they do Before it, half the Divorces Won't take Place..

On the Other Hand,

If Women Behave before Marriage the way They do after it, Half the Marriages won't take Place !


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Sehar Ali
(Posted On: 16 Jul, 2012)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




"If newly weds are called

"Love Birds".

What do you call the couples married for years? "Angry Birds!" Tounge


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Imran
(Posted On: 01 Jan, 2012)
Posted In: Shadi SMS
 




Arrange marriage means that we are walking and suddenly a snake bites.

But love marriage means to go to snake and say

Ly kat ly..

Kat naaaa!

Nai nai tu kat :)