Ramadan SMS

In nafrato ko khatam kerdo,,

In wehshato ko khatam kerdo,,

Urooj-O-Zawal is qom ki qismat hai,,

Apni qismato k andhero ko khatam kerdo,,

Yeh Rang-O-Nasal,,

Yeh qom parasti kuch bhi nahi,,

Auro k is fehem ko khatm kerdo,,

Phir RAMZAN anay ko hai ab tou bata do,,

Faraz,,

Kisne kaha tha pepsi pay 5rupy kam kerdo.-)

Ramzan Me sham 6 Bajay Ke Baad Koi Apni Girlfriend Ko SMS Nahi Karay Ga

Q K

Wo Aftaari Bana Rahi Hogi Pakoray Jala Degi Yaar...

Spiritual Detox for Ramazan:

1. Keep free frm eating high-calorie flesh (gossip) of others no matter hw juicy.

2. Switch to fat free truths.

3. Avoid artificial tempers.

4. Do voice therapy by reciting the Quran

5. Purify ur eyes by crying in Dua.

6. Do hand reflexology on tasbeehs.

7. Brighten ur smile by using a miswaak.

8. Take the weight off ur shoulders by paying ur Zakaat.

9. Shrug of those extra kilos of sins by repenting.

May ALLAH accept all Good we do in Ramazan.

Aameen.

Kesey bhi HALAAT hon,

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Kesey bhi WAQE'AAT hon,

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Ya,

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Kesey bhi JAZBAAT hon,

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We always only support one PARTY

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Which is

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IFTAR PARTY

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The season is just around the corner....

Wish u have lots of Iftar Party Season

Happy Ramzan....

Jo shaks apne doston ki iftari krwata hai

hamesha kamyabi us ke qadam chomti hai

'(',') --(> hai koi Program

Bas ab tu Eid k kapron ki fikar lagi hoi hai

"Mere dosto"

Jutiyon ka bundobast to Aaj Jumay ki Namaz me ho gia hy...

(bari fit jutiyan hain zero meter)

"Aye "ALLAH" IS KHOBSORT RAMZAN K MALIK !

"Hum kamzor hen,

"TU" taqat wala hai,

"Hum aajiz hen,

"TU" be niyaz hai,

"Ay "ALLAH"!

"Hum Mangtay hen,

"TU" Deta hai,

"Hum mujrim hen,

"TU" Shahensha hai,

"Tuje" teri

Shan-e-Rahemi-O-kareemi ka waasta,

"Hum pe karam farma,

"Q k hum kisi imtihan

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"Azmaish k qabil nahi hen,

"Ay "ALLAH" !

"TU" Muaf karne wala hai

Or

Mafi ko pasand karta hai,

Hamen b Muaf farma

A guy Searching these Keywords on google..

"Free IFTAAR in 5 star hotel"

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GOOGLE search result:

"PAKiSTANi" Lagte ho bhai" =P

Ak pathan ne pehli br roza rkha

dopehr me he nidhaal hogya or F.M fone lagya

Host: je kia sunna pasand krenge?

Pathan: hm ko Maghrib ka azaan sunwa do plz...

Ammi Keh Rahi Hain K Aap Sab Log Kal Ka Roza Hamare Sath Hamare Ghar Pr Kholain

or Aate Howe Sirf:

2 Darjan Dil Pasand K Qime Wale Samose,

2 Darjan Roll,

4 Large Pizza

1 Kg Rabri

Student Ki 8 Double Chiken Biryani,

1 Liter Wali 6 Omore Ice Cream,

3 Jambo Cold Drinks,

1 Peti Aam,

8 Darjan Kele Ache Wale,

5 Kg Kharboza

3 Kg Papita

3 Kg Chiko

4 Pond Ka Pine Apple Cake,

5 Kg Mix Mithaei Bhashani Ki,

Bs Ye Chizen Lete Aana Aur Ziyada Kuch Matt Lana Plz.