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Parent & Child SMS




Parent & Child SMS: SMS on Father, Son, Mother & Daughter.
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Kauser
(Posted On: 14 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




The reason why daughters love their DAD the most is. . . .

That there is at least one man in the world who will never hurt her!


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Hira
(Posted On: 12 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Hard fact about youngsters,

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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper whenever their parents enter their room. Tounge Yay



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Kiran
(Posted On: 08 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Beta: Papa men jb Business krunga to achay achay k hath men katora pkra dunga.

Papa: Good beta.

Pr wo kesay?

Beta:

' GOL GAPPAY '

bechunga.


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Maira
(Posted On: 07 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




1 larrka pee k aaya. Dad sey bachney k lye laptop ley kr baith gya.

Dad: pee k aaya hey na?

Son: nhi tou.

Dad: kmeeney, phr suitcase khol k kya type kr rha hy?


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Wasim
(Posted On: 07 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Awsome m0ment:

when v see dat Ammi iz buzy in s0me w0rk & there iz a bottle ov coLd drink in fridge,v silently go to da fridge, 0pen da bottle silently & suddenly a "phissssssssss" c0mes out ov it and Ami says: "rkh dy isse ye mehmano k liye hai",

then v cloze it immediately & say"muje lga paNi hai":P)


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Veer
(Posted On: 07 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Boys disobey Parents many times

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But Parents are so kind

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They don't punish them everytime

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They just give them.

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"WIFE" Tounge



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Daniyal
(Posted On: 06 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Maa: Beta ye derwazey pr gandey hathon k nishan tumharey hen?

Beta: Jee nhi ammi! Mein tou laat maar kr derwazah kholta hun..!!:D


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Zain
(Posted On: 03 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




A son asked to his father: What is the difference between mother tears and wife tears?

Father: Mother tears hit your heart and wife tears hit your pocket..!!


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Haroon
(Posted On: 03 Nov, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Aik larrka jo apney maa baap ki akloti olad tha ar bohat taiz driving kerta tha.

Aik din apnay baap sey kaha: Papa! Mein hydreabad ja rha hun merey lye dua kijiey ga k mein khairyat sey puhanch jaon.

Baap: Jao beta meri duain tumharey sath rhen gi mgr ye baat zehan mey rakhna k meri duaon ki speed 45 mile pr hour sey zyadah nhi hey..!!


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Tony
(Posted On: 28 Oct, 2012)
Posted In: Parent & Child SMS
 




Class 2 Ka Bacha School Sy Ghar Aya.

Ami Ny Kaha:Beta Thak Gaye Ho?

Kuch Dair "Pogo" Dekh Lo

Bacha:No Ami, Mujhe Sab SmS Samaj Aa Jatay Hain:D