Husband & Wife SMS

Agar Aap Ki WIFE Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Manti To...

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Itna Dehaan Sy Na Parhen.

Kisi Ki Bhi Nahi Maanti :(

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Is Parcham k Saaye TaLay

Hum 1 Hen)

Q: Ulloo or Shoher mey kya farq hota hey?

A: Shoher ko aasani sey ulloo bnaya ja sakta hey!

Jab k

Ulloo itna bhi ulloo nhi hota K shoher ban jaey..!!:D

Aurat ya tu khoobsurat hoti

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BV hoti hai :D

If wife wants to get husband's attention,

must look sad & uncomfortable!

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If husband wants to get wife's attention,

must look comfortable & happy...!!

Bv apne shohr se:

Hr mah tum machli ka shikar khelne jatay ho na?

Shohr:

ha to?

Bv:

aaj wo machli aai thi

keh rahi thi wo maa bannay wali hai

Susral mein damad ki ziada izzat Q ki jati hai?

Q K wo jante hain k ye wohi mahaan admi hai jisne hamare ghr ka toofan apne ghar me sambhal rakha ha

Mard ki life sudharney k lye 1 wife kaafi hey!

Mger

1 wife ko sudharney k lye mard ki poori life kaafi nhi..!!

How to get a woman MAD

(2 easy steps):-

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1.Take her photo...

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2.Dont show to her....:P

Wife rings husband & says

"Windows are frozen. What I do?"

Husband replied

"Pour some warm water on them,

but not too hot or they will crack"

"OK" She replied, bit unsure.

He then rang back 10minutes later and said "Did it do the trick?"

"No" she said tearfully

"The laptop won't work at all now" :P :D

Angry wife's note to husband:

"Your dinner is in the recipe book on page 32 and the ingredients are in kitchen"