Husband & Wife SMS

Media or Wife mey kya similarity hey?

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Jab tak aik hi baat 10 baar na btaey, tab tak donu ko skoon nhi milta..!! :D

Wife:

Tm shadi se pehle to boht gift diya krte te mgr ab kuch nai dete?

Hsband:

Machli pakrne k baad dana kon daalta hai:-

O Teri Kher,

Missal Dekh Yar

Jo AADMI Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai Us AADMI Ko Urdu Zaban me"HANS MUKH"

Kehte Hain Or JisKa Hansna Bilkul Band Ho jaye UsKo

English me "HUS BAND" Kehte Hain)

Dear Weather,

Please stop being so romantic. We don't have girlfriends, we only have wives !

Sincerely,

All Husbands...

Why Men & Women dont Understand each Other?

Bcz Good Brains are given to Men & Good Hearts to Women...

But...

The problem is that..

"Men Use their Hearts & Women try to use their "Brains"

Hasband:-

Raat Maine 1 Khaofnak Movie Daikhi 1 CHURAIL Kabhi Mere Aagey, Kabhi Peechey, Or Kabhi Mere Sath Chal Rahi Thi,

Wife:-

Kon Si Movie Thi?

Hasband:-

Apni SHADI Ki...

Wife bhi ajeeb cheez hoti hain

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Wife: Main is dress mein moti lag rahi hun na?.

Husband (Mazaq Mein): Haan

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Wife: Hain! Moti lag rhi hun?

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Husband: Nahee Nahee

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Wife: Batao na moti lag rahi hun?

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Husband: Nahiii

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Wife: batao?

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Husband: Haan !!

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Wife: Koi nahee-

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Aap hongay Motay :p

A Wonderful quote written by a Married man on the back of his t shirt---

"Do'nt disturb,i am already disturbed"

Agar husband, wife k liye Car ka darwaza kholay, to Samajh jao k 2 hi wajah ho sakti hain,

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Ya to car new hai ya wife -)

Purani Kahawat Hai k Sotey Waqt Koi Tension Le kar Nhi Sona Chahiye.

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Hairat hai

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Phir Bhi Log

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Biwi K Sath hi Sotey Hain...