Funny / Jokes SMS

The problem is Pakistan k aadhey ameerzadey apney baap ko nhi jantey. They just keep asking others.. . . . . . . . .

Tu janta hey mera baap kon hey..??:P:D

I Searched Many Shops To Buy The Best Chocolate For You.

But, I Didn't Find Any Chocolate Sweeter Than You And Your Smile. .

Next Joke Tommorrow At Same Time.

Height of Customer Care... . . . . . . . . . . . . .

"Swiss Bank to open ATM in the Pakistani Parliament".

Chohy talwar le kr bhag rhy thy .

Sher ne pucha Kia hua? .

1 chuha bola hathi ki beti ko kisi ne propose kia Or nam hmara aya ha .

LAASHEN BICHA DEN GE LAASHEN

Karachi walo ki hoshiari to dekho: .

Karachi main roads pe CCTV cameras install kiye gaye.. .

Aj subha k waqt Police Control Room ko phone aaya: .

"Sir, zara BRUNS ROAD walay CCTV mai dekh k btao k HALWA PURI walay ki dukan khul gayi he k nai..

KitnY majboor hein Taqdeer k hath0n ...Wasi...

JAN k phone Aa rahY hein or YES wala button kharab hai

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dekh yar CHINA wal0n ki harkaten..

Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel ko 100 Ke Nye Not Se saf kia hy?

tv k chanel gol buton se ghuma K Change Kia?

cassete Ki reel Ko Pencil se ghuma Kar reverse Kia?

gol phone set use Kia?

Hawa Hawa, Gana suna hy?

10Rs rent Pe geet Mala dekha hy?

6 ki pepsi,1ka pan,4ane ki chalia athani ka nan khaya hy?

8pm pe guest house drama dekha?

Kisi Ki Shadi me Suzuki Bhar K Gye hain?

Agar in sab Ka jwab YES hy To Manlen K Aap Budhy ho Gaye Hain

Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son – no way..

Dad – She is the daughter of world’s richest man.

Son – then its done.

Then his dad goes to that richest man..

Dad – I want your daughter to marry my son.

Rich man – nope

Dad: He is the COO of world bank.

Rich man – then its done.

Then Dad again goes to president of bank.

He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank.

Him – Never

Dad: – He is the son in law of World’s richest man.

Him – then its fine.

Smartness.

Fact of life

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Only 1 % of the girls become wife of their lovers,

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The remaining become passwords of FACEBOOK hahhaah :p

Gussay Me Khoob Bolo, Qk Us waqt Tum apni zindagi ki behtareen Taqreer Kar Saktay Ho

Zindagi ka Koi Bharosa Nai, Jo Khana Hy Aaj He Kha Lo

Agar Tum Kisi Ko Mutma'in Na Kar Sako To Usko Confuse Kardo

Hamesha Such Bolo, Magr Boltay He Bhaag Jao

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Muskurao, Qk ye Logon Ko Herat Me Daal Deti Hy K Aap Kia Soch Rahe Ho

Hamesha khush rho , k ye Behtarin Inteqam Hy un logon sy jo hme udas dekhna chahty hn