Funny / Jokes SMS

"The pages on Microsoft Word finished.........

While writing

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*Rajnikant's

C.V...!!! =P B--)-)

Bacha: 1 liter ata day do.

Dukandar: Beta ata kilo k hisab se milta hai, Dobara kaho.

Bacha: Bottle main 1 kilo ata de do.

Dukandar: Beta ata bottle main nahi ata, Tum dukandar bano main batata hoon k kaisay lete hain.

Dukandar: 1 kilo ata dedo.

Bacha: Bottle laye ho?

In this world everybody makes mistakes, but only teacher, mother in law & boss have the gifted talent of

Finding them,

Remembering them & Reminding them...

"Once Rajnikant entered Big Boss... The next day announcement was made...

"Rajni chahte hai k Big Boss confession room me aaye! =P

Attachment is not when two people cannot live without each other...

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It is when someone sends you an email and adds a file to it, that file is called ATTACHMENT...!!

Seriously!!!

Insaan ko sb se bara shocked kb lgta h

.socho

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Socho

.sochoo.

Nai pata

Jb use pta lgta h k wo bagher packge k sms kar raha he.

Facebook keeps suggesting me

FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW..

But when I try adding them, It says again

DO U KNOW THEM???

Ajeeb batameezi hai..:D

If you have any problm at any time,

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Just give me one misscall,

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InshaALLAH I will give you,

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Another misscall & we will play misscall misscall.

Dost tu Aesa kar..??

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"Ye msg Delete kar de mein

Dusra send karta hun"

"Waiter why this chicken have one leg missing?"

"It was in fight."

"Well take it away & bring me the Winner."