Community SMS

Pathan Ka dono kaan jal gaye

Doctor: Tumhare kaan kaisa jalay ???

Pathan:Main kameez istri kar rha tha k itna me phone aagaya ,

Maine ghalti se phone ki jaga istri kaan se laga li

Doctor:Lekin dosra kaan kaisa jala??

Pathan:Acha!Ab hum ambulance k liye phone bhi na karta .....

Pathan to 2nd Pathan : Yar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri Bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay ....

2nd Pathan: Goli mar da

1 Pathan ki murgi bemar hui

Sardar: Tum iska sadka karlo

To phir

Phir kiya hona tha ,

Pathan ne murgi k lye 1 "Bakra" sadka kar diya

"Change can't be given to you everytime, You Must Bring the Change"

Great lines said by

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Mr. Anar Gul Khan,

Bus Conductor.

(Now read once again) :D

Zindagi may agar

kuch hasil karna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

agar dimagh se koi jawab na aaye to

Dil ki suno

Wahan se b koi jawab na aae tou anhken band kr k socho ke

"Ya ALLAH! Kahin mai Pathan to nhi?

1 Aadmi Ek PANJABI Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?

Wo Bola

Sala 1 Ghante Se Puch Rha Hy K

Pir Selab Kb Aaega

Muje Rashan Nhi Mila.

Aik ghreeb pthan roti ka aik tukrra khud or aik murghi ko khila rha tha!

Dost:

Ye kya kr rhe ho?

Pthan:

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Chicken k sath roti kha rha hon..!!

1 Pathan ki aulad nahi horhi thi wo boht pareshan rehta tha hr waqt yhi sochta rehta tha k meri nasal kesy barhegi?

1 dafa usne Zubaida Aapa ko call ki aur apna masla bataya

Phr Zubaida Aapa ne usay ek behtreen totka dya or us totke ki badolat aaj wo shaks 5 bacho'n ka baap hy.

Totka

Shadi KarLo