Boy & Girl SMS

Boy:

Pen hai?

Girl:

Nahin hai.

After some mins boy again:

Pen hai pen?

Girl:

Nahin hai bola na.

After some time boy again asked:

Pen hai?

Girl:

Nahin hai bola na, ab maanga toh hathore se sar phor doongi.

Boy:

Hathora hai.

Girl:

Nahin hai!

Boy:

Acha.

Pen hai pen?

Girl 2 boy: Mujhe apna mobile de do main isko dekh k tmhe yaad karun gi.

Boy: Tum ye soch k mujhe yaad kr lena k me ne manga tha usne nhe dia.

Arz Kia He

Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati

Wah Wah kya baat hai

Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati

Girl Friend

Moti Ho Tu Bahoun Me Nahi aati.

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a grl,"r u going 2 dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?

Har admi ki 3 Khwahish hoti hain..

1) Kash wo itna khubsurat ho jitna apni Maa ko nazar ata hai.

2) Kash wo itna Ameer ho jitna uske bache usay samjte hain.

3) Kash uske utne Affairs ho jitne uski Biwi shak kerti hai-D

When a woman says "WHAT !!", its not that she didn't hear you..

Its that she's giving u an opportunity to change what u said :D

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehna ha

Girl: Thnx

Boy: Lipstick b achi hai

Girl: Thnx

Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai

Girl: Thnx 'BHAI JAN'

Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho

Suljhi hovi larkiyan dunya k har konay may mil jate hain,

.

magar masla ye hy,k

.

.

Dunya Ka kona nai milta.

K.G class boy:mujh se shadi kalegi?

Girl:ni

Boy:kl le na

Girl:ni kalungi

Boy plz kal le Eclaire dunga

Girl:ni,kisi ol se Dairymilk ki baat ho chuki hai -)

Boy:

Pen hai?

Girl:

Nahin hai.

After some mins boy again:

Pen hai pen?

Girl:

Nahin hai bola na.

After some time boy again asked:

Pen hai?

Girl:

Nahin hai bola na, ab maanga toh hathore se sar phor doongi.

Boy:

Hathora hai.

Girl:

Nahin hai!

Boy:

Acha.

Pen hai pen?