Boy & Girl SMS

Boy: I'm searching for the most beatiful girl ..

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..... Girl: Look I came for you! ^_^

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Boy: That's nice! Now help me to find her..

Once a boy was smoking at the airport

Girl asked:

1 din me kitne Cigrette peete ho?

Boy:

20to30

Girl:

Agr ab tak zindgi me cigrette pe kharch kiye huay paisay bachaty

to

saamne khari hui BMW car Tumhari hoti

Boy:

Ap cigrette peeti hain ?

Girl: No

Boy: To kya wo car apki hy ?

Girl: No

Boy: Thanks for advice

Mein cigratte b peeta hon or Wo car b meri hi hy

MORAL:

Ziyada lecture dene se Bezzti bhi ho jati hy

Halan k

Larka baad me Ching Chi pe gaya tha.

GOLD LEAF damag ki 32 jala de

A romantic moment..

Sahil pr nojawan jora udas betha tha

lrki ne lrkay ko kaha kia bt he itny khamosh q ho ?

Tm Bolty q Nhi?

lrka khamosh rha

lrki se brdasht na huwa aor kaha koi waja to btaw

lrka door samandar k kinary pr dekhny lga aor phir kuch na bola

lrki boli muj se apna dukh q chupa rhe ho jo bat he btado jan

lrkay ne apni palke jhukai or...Rait Pr Likha...

Gutka Hy moun may.:-

Best quote by an intelignt boy

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"I don't need a girlfriend...

My studies r enough to irritate me everyday"

A Little Boy Says to A Girl: I Love You

But She Says

Ke Wo Kisi Aur Ko Chahti Hai

The Little Boy Looks Down In Sad Mood And After Few Seconds Looks Up At Her Eyes Filled With Tears And Emotes All His Feelings By Saying Just A Single And Most Beautiful Word Ever...

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KUTTI...

Girl's FB Status: "Travelled in a BUS after such a longtime..!!"

Comments:- Awwwww...muaahhh... :*

- Maybe next time we both can gotogether sweetie..! )

- You went without Me ?? :'( </3

- Woww ! I also wanna experience it

once..! =D

Now A Boy's same FB Status:

Traveled in a BUS after such a longtime.. =D

Comments:- Haan toh uss me hum kya

karein ?? =O

- Bas yehi Aukaat hai teri !! =P

- Ab Rickshaw me jayega toh

bhi Status rakhega ?? =$

- Haan toh bhai ja na.. Conductor ban jaa uska !! =p

Feel The Difference =P)

*1 larka larki sy...

''I Love You''...

Larki..: ''Sory,, me kisi or sy pyar krti hun...''

Larka udaas ho gya or bola...:

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''TERI AMMI KO BTAO GA*

DAMN INSULT*

Boy: "would you like to be the moon of my life?" )

Grl: "Awww YES!" ? ?

Boy : "Okay STAY 9,955,887.6 MILES AWAY From Me . :D xD

Boy: Your Teeth Are

Like The Stars

Girl: Awww ... Thanks

Are They That Much Pretty ?

Boy: No, Far Away From Each

0ther. . . =P =D

Girl:Hum kahan ja rahe hain?

Boy:Long Drive p

Girl:Wow

Pehle Q nhi btaya?

Boy:Mjhe b Abi pta Chala hai

Girl:Kaise?

Boy:Break nhi lag rahi